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"Hoi hoi!" – Talking
'fsshuu' – Thinking
(AN:) – Moi talking
!OoOoO! – Scene Change

TENIPURI CATCH – Short scene with chibi regulars


Sonic Boom

"…I'm. So…ITCHYYYYY!!!" Atobe partly yelled, partly shouted.

He was frustrated that the medicine was taking HOURS to heal his poor beautiful skin; and was trying to resist the pull of scratching to relieve the irritating feeling on his body.

After he had his non-royal breakdown in Spider Web, Atobe reverted back to being a whiny arrogant brat.

'Ah well, it was fun while it lasted!' Ryoma and Tezuka thought; relishing in memory of a crying Atobe covered in bug-bites.

The kouhai caught his captain's eye and both turned away, disappearing somehow.

TENIPURI CATCH: Chibi Ryoma appears in one part of the park while Chibi Tezuka appears in another; each laughing his ass off. After about 5 seconds of hysterical laughing; the two boys (can Tezuka even be called a boy? HE ACTS LIKE A FREAKIN' ADULT!), quickly composed himself and reappeared behind their team-mates.

Atobe was just reaching to scratch a bug bite, but was stopped by Hiyoshi.

"Stop!" He said, "You know what that lady said, don't scratch unless you want the scars!"

Atobe blinked then screamed out in frustration; much to the delight and mirth of the Seigaku regulars.

Eiji, Momo and Kaido all tried to stifle their laughter; but their snickers and snorts were heard by certain Hyotei members.

"Oi! Carrot-top; SHADDUP!" Gakuto screeched.

"Button up your yap, Momoshiri!" Hiyoshi shouted, "It's annoying!"

"…" Shishido glared at Kaido; who returned it ten-fold.

Momo and Eiji all but marched up to their rivals and proceeded to beat the hell out of them; Gakuto and Hiyoshi the same. Oishi and Ohtori were going to stop them, when an ear shattering BOOM! And shaking ground interrupted the fight.

"KYAAAA!!!" all the women around the area screamed.

"GAHH!" screamed the men.

"WHA!" Momo yelped.

"WHOA!" Eiji yipped.

"I'm falling!" Atobe yelled.

"No duh…" Ryoma muttered as he leaned against a bench to keep from falling.

"Why me…?" Oishi and Ohtori thought.

"Whee!" Fuji whooped as he fell to the ground.

"Zzz…Itai…Zzz…" Jirou didn't even wake up.

"…" Kabaji stayed silent.

"…Ow." Tezuka said as he picked himself off the ground.

"My ears…" Hiyoshi moaned as he rubbed his ears, "What was that?"

Taka looked around and noticed a ride near them.

"Maybe it was that ride there," he said, pointing, catching everyone's attention.

"Sonic Boom?" they all echoed each other.

The two teams looked at each other and glared, then they both got up and were about to investigate when the exit gate opened and people came out, hair wild, eyes swirling and they were all staggering.

"Uhhhh…" The crowd groaned as they fell to the ground as one.

"Whoa, what happened to you?" Shishido asked the crowd as he helped an auburn-haired girl up.

"Ooh…" The girl muttered, shaking her head, "We went on Sonic Boom." She explained.

"Yeah…" a brown-haired boy added, as he was helped up by Hiyoshi, "That ride was crazy!"

This perked Fuji's interest, "Crazy you say?"

The rest of Seigaku and Hyotei froze and thought, 'Oh shit!!'

"Yeah," A man said, he blinked when he saw Momo, Eiji and the others; bar Tezuka, behind Fuji, gesturing for him to shut up with waves of their arms and the slicing-across-your-neck action.

"Huh?" the crowd said in confusion.

Fuji frowned and opened his eyes as he turned, his team and Hyotei looked back at him innocently.

"What?" Ryoma asked.

"Hn…" Fuji murmured as he turned back to the crowd, who were smiling.

"So what's the ride about?" Fuji asked, and once again the boys behind him gestured for the crowd to shut up.

One girl didn't get it and told Fuji, "Sonic Boom is a ride that launches riders straight forward at a very fast speed," she explained, getting Fuji's anticipation and sadism up, the others (bar Tezuka and Inui) were on the ground, in chibi form and crying.

TENIPURI CATCH: "We're all going to die…" Chibi Momo and Chibi Eiji moaned pitifully. "You have a sadistic team-mate," Chibi Ohtori and Chibi Gakuto whimpered, clutching each other in fright.

"He's like Yukimura from Rikkidai!" Chibi Atobe whined.

"OH MY GOD, it's true!!" Chibi Eiji dramatically cried, falling onto a sweatdropping Chibi Oishi who struggled to hold his doubles partner up.

"…Damn sadistic bastard…" Chibi Shishido muttered.

"Fsshuu…got that right," Chibi Kaido hissed.

Chibi Ryoma used his fist as a wall as he banged his forehead against it, thinking, 'It's like he WANTS us to die!!' he screamed in his head.

Chibi Tezuka and Chibi Inui sighed, Chibi Inui wrote in his note book, "Fuji is a sadistic serial tennis-team killer."

Fuji nodded his head as he continued to listen to the girl; the crowd behind them went over to comfort the suffering boys.

"The ride has several loops that the coaster literally overtakes. It feels like you're on a rocket!" The girl exclaimed, "The ride switches from speeds like Turbo and Hyper-Drive; but the worst is when the ride—WHOA!"

The girl was interrupted when the boy who replied earlier started to drag her away, the crowd following them.

"I think that's enough description," the boy said, "You should probably let them find out themselves."

"Uh?" The girl confusedly said.

Fuji laughed and nodded, "I suppose that's alright; thanks um,"

"Yuen," the girl said, laughing, "I hope you have a good time uh,"

"Fuji Syuusuke," Fuji replied, smiling.

Yuen smiled, "That's a cute name, Fuji; anyway, your friends don't look too good right now; I hope they survive that ride."

Fuji looked at his team-mates and almost guffawed at their faces, pale, shaking and scared.

"Hehe, me too; thanks Yuen!" Fuji said.

"You're welcome! Bye!" Yuen said then she turned to the boy and yelled, "DAMN IT, RYAN, LEGGO!"

Fuji turned back to Seigaku and Hyotei and said the words they didn't want to hear.

"Let's go!"

The boys all simultaneously screamed out, "NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!"

'Being a sadist rocks!' Fuji thought happily as he went off to Sonic Boom; his team and Hyotei following behind, pitifully whimpering.

!OoOoO!

As one, the two teams gawked.

There in front of them was the LONGEST coaster they had ever seen.

It was blue with streaks of red and yellow, at the front was a blue animal that some could identify as Sonic the hedgehog.

'Well, at least we know where the name came from…' Hiyoshi thought.

The two teams looked at the exit and gaped, what Yuen said was true. The ride had several loops, but they were on the ground. They could see the ride's exit some yards away. The only way to get there was to survive.

'…Awesome…' Fuji thought with a smile.

He and the others had reached Sonic Boom's lineup in a few seconds, the ride had gone that fast.

As the dark blue gates opened, the speakers came to life.

"Current riders, please keep your limbs inside the ride at all times please. If you have sensitive hearing –cough-losers-cough- please do not worry."

Ryoma blinked and scowled, 'How rude, calling us losers, I'll beat his ass!'

Tezuka noticed Ryoma's annoyance and put a hand on his shoulder.

Ryoma looked at his captain and saw the hint. He slightly blushed at the contact. (AN: -melts-)

The coaster was about the length of three rectangular wooden tables and fit 17 people.

This was the seating:

Fuji, Ryoma, Tezuka

Momo, Kaido, Taka

Inui, Eiji and Oishi

Atobe, Jirou, Kabaji

Ohtori, Gakuto, Oshitari

Shishido and Hiyoshi (AN: now i didn't miss anyone!)

'…Comfy…' they all thought as they sat down.

The restraints came down after they strapped down.

"Thanks for riding Sonic Boom!" The conductor said, smiling, "HOLD ON TO YOUR HATS!"

'But we don't have any haaaaaaAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!' that was their last thought as they were suddenly launched forward, their eyes streaming out water due to the force.

"AHHHhhhHHHhhhHHHHhHHHH!!!" The boys screamed out, their voices shaking in the air. The force of the air against their face felt like their faces were being pulled back.

"MY FACE!!! MY FAAAACE!!!!! WHY!?!?!!?!?" Atobe shrieked.

"LOOOOOOOOOOSERRRRRR!!!" Ryoma jeered back, then he screamed along with the others as they went first loop.

"GOOD LORD!!!" Oishi and Ohtori screamed.

"OISHI!!! HOLD ME!!!" Eiji screamed, "I DON' WANNA FLY OUTTA MY SEAT!!!"

"OHTORI!!! DON' LEGGO!!!!" Gakuto screamed, Ohtori had an iron grip on Gakuto, and vice-versa, "YOU DON' LEGGO!!!" Ohtori screamed back.

"WHOO-HOO!!!" Fuji laughed.

"YEAAAAAAAAHH!!!! FASTER!! GO FASTER!!! BURRRRRRRRRNING!!! HAHAHAH!" Taka roared in glee.

"AHHHHHHOHMYGOD!!!" Inui screamed.

"I'M AWAKE I'M AWAKE!!!" Jirou yelled, "LEMME OFF THIS CRAZY THIIIIIIIIIIAAHH!!!"

Jirou clung onto Kabaji as the coaster shot the second loop, which was HIGH into the air.

"YAAAAAAAHHHH!" screamed Kabaji, wait…KABAJI?? SCREAM??

Atobe stopped his girly screaming and gave Kabaji a 5 second shocked face, 'What the hell?!'

FWRROOOOM!!!

Suddenly the coaster put on a burst of speed, causing all the boys to grip their restraints tightly.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" Shishido and Hiyoshi screamed, "YAHHHHHHHHH!!! HELPME!!!OHMYGOD SOMEONEHELP!!!!" they both screamed, their hair flapping wildly.

'I'm gonna be old by the time the day ends…' Tezuka moaned inwardly, "….!!!!!!!!" His eyes widened as he saw the next loop; higher than the two previous ones.

'…Oh shit…' he uncharacteristically thought.

"RAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!" Everyone screamed as they plummeted downwards.

"Oh my GOD!!!" Hiyoshi screamed.

"LEMMEOFFLEMMEOFF!!" Oshitari shrieked.

"IWANNALIVE!!IWANNALIVE!" Shishido screeched.

"WAHHH!! KAA-SAN!!!" Eiji yowled, near tears.

When they came down from the third loop, they immediately launched up the fourth one; at 100 ft high.

"AHHHhhhHHHhhHHHHhhhHH!!!" Kabaji screamed along with Atobe and Jirou.

"YIIIIIAAHHPAALOOZA!!!" screamed them all. (An: Aye-ya-palooza)

The two teams screamed even louder and hoarse as they free-fell from the drop.

"OHGODOHGOD!!!" Oishi and Eiji yelled.

"OHLORDOHLORD!!" Momo and Kaido screamed.

"OHMANOHMAN!!!" Gakuto and Ohtori yelled.

"YEE-HAWWW!!!" Taka whooped.

"WOOT DE WOOT WOOT!" Fuji laughed at his silliness.

"AHHHHHHHH!!!" Ryoma screamed.

'I'm going to die at age 15…joy…' Tezuka thought despairingly. (Thank you people who told me his REAL age)

They screamed again as they went up the fifth loop and gave out one last scream of fright and horror as they fell, not literally, from the final drop which was 110 ft high.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" screamed most of Seigaku.

"WHOOPEE!!!" laughed Fuji and Taka, (YEAH!!! GREAT-O BABYY!!!)

"YIIIDON'TWANNADIESOMEONEHELPPLEASENAIIIEE!!OMGI'MADIE!!" babbled Hyotei.

They all saw the line-up and nearly broke down in tears.

"SALVATION!! I WILL NEVER LEAVE GROUND AGAIIIIIIIIIIIIIAHH!!!" they all screamed as Sonic gave one last speed; Super Sonic Boom.

"AHHHHHHHH!!!"

As the coaster slowed down conceivably and entered the line-up; Hyotei and Seigaku made a mad dash for the exit once the restraints were released.

"Groundgroundgroundlandlandland!" they all frantically babbled as they ran out.

Silence.

The next passengers and others shrugged as they sat down, 'What's up with them? Can't be that scary…'

Oh how wrong they were…

!OoOoO!

TENIPURI: Chibi Seigaku and Chibi Hyotei all collapsed onto the ground, crying and relishing in the sweet sweet feeling of land beneath their feet.

"WOWWIE, THAT WAS AWESOME!!" Chibi Fuji yelled, bouncing on his feet.

"OMG, YEAH!!" Chibi Taka agreed just as loudly.

"…Never…Leave ground…again!!" Chibi Atobe gasped.

"O-o-o-ohtori?" Chibi Gakuto asked shakily.

"W-w-w-what is i-i-it G-Gakuto?" Chibi Ohtori answered back.

"PROMISE THAT WE RUN FROM FUJI WHEN HE DOES THIS!" Chibi Gakuto yelled, receiving rapid nods and, "OH-DEAR-GOD-PLEASE!" from Hyotei.

"I'm awake!!! I'm awake I'm …a…wa…ke…uhh…ZzzzZzz…" Chibi Jirou nodded off after he laid on the ground.

"…" Chibi Kabaji regained his stony silence after shaking like a leaf and mumbling, "Ride…Coaster…speed scary…" for two minutes.

Chibi Hiyoshi, Chibi Oshitari and Chibi Shishido were knocked out in a dead faint.

Chibi Fuji and Chibi Taka were still going "whoo-hoo" over the ride.

Chibi Tezuka was trying to regain his breath.

Chibi Kaido and Chibi Momo clung other in fright, boy will THEY be embarrassed because even though a shell-shocked Chibi Inui was…well, shocked; he was taking pictures for blackmail.

'Muahaha…?' Chibi Inui laughed confusedly and evilly in his head.

"Don't wanna leave land…even again…" Eiji muttered, eyes wide.

"Ditto…" Oishi said, swirls for eyes.

As for Ryoma, well…he was a little green…

"O-Oi, Echizen, you okay??" Momo asked.

Ryoma turned and looked at them all, his eyes widened.

"…Excuse me while I go barf my guts up…" Ryoma said as he ran off towards the restrooms.

"Ooh, hope he's okay…" Momo said while everyone nodded.

Atobe suddenly stood up, still in his big-bite suit, even though some were fading away due to the medicine, ('DARN IT, WHY?!' Fuji and Tezuka asked mentally) he gave off a certain authorial aura.

The dubbed Monkey-King opened his mouth and said, "Hyotei will be leaving NOW!"

Hyotei jumped out and gathered behind their captain, thanking him profusely.

"THANKYOUTHANKYOUTHANKYOU!" they all babbled.

Tezuka looked at them and said, "Well I'm not stopping you."

Atobe pouted and huffed as he turned away, Gakuto and Ohtori had to drag/carry the still knocked out Hiyoshi, Oshitari and Shishido to the bus, poor them.

"Bye Monkey-butt." Ryoma shouted out as he came out from the restroom, looking cheekier and better before.

Atobe flinched and growled, "Someday, brat…karma is going to bitch in your face and leave me alone."

Ryoma rolled his eyes, "It already has monkey-butt, it's making me along with my team suffer through the rides; and as for leaving you alone, it's never gonna do that."

Atobe narrowed his eyes, "Why not?"

Ryoma sighed as if the answer was right in front of him, which was true.

"Since you're so annoying, karma is bitching at your face by sending me to do its job."

Momo and the others snickered, "SO TRUE!" they cackled.

Atobe scowled, but didn't say anything more as he turned away and walked off with Hyotei behind him.

'Damn that cat-boy!' Atobe thought.

"Nice one Ochibi!" Eiji laughed, Fuji chuckled as Tezuka had a faint hint of a smirk on his face.

"Thanks." Ryoma smirked.

Then Fuji clapped his hands, "Okay, onto the next ride!"

The others groaned and partly whimpered in fright as they walked off with Killer Sadistic Fuji in the front.

Taka stopped though and thought, "You know, it was surprising that Atobe and Hyotei came here."

Kaido snorted, "Yeah, that wasn't a very nice twist, fsshuu."

Oishi hummed nonchalantly, "Though, if more teams show up, I'll surely be shocked."

"Well get shocking." A voice said behind them.

Ryoma recognized that voice instantly.

He and the others turned sharply and stared in shock as they came face to face with—

"YUKIMURA AND RIKKAIDAI?!" they yelled out.


I love torturing them! And I LOVE Ryoma's cheekiness toward Atobe, so cool. TT.TT

Sorry about the long wait! EDIT: Omg, THANK YOU to those who pointed out that I replaced Oshitari with Kamio!! Thank you!! -hugs- I have a bad memory now...

Anyway, HAPPY BIRTHDAY ATOBE!!! (RHYME-O!)