I felt really bad with how shitty the last chapter was that I went ahead and wrote this little filler. It is a bit crude and explores a little into the past. I actually had a blast writing it and I hope you like it.


A few weeks had passed since the water park incident and all was right with everyone again. Daisuke had apologized to both Rina and Sora, everything went back to normal. Well, not before Daisuke and Sora got into a scuffle which lead to Daisuke almost breaking Sora's arm. After that, the two almost seemed inseparable now. Keiko and Sayuri explained it as male bonding when Rina refused to speak to either of the boys. Only then, did everything go back to normal.

School would be starting back up soon, so Keiko, Yukina, and Sayuri were busy with school shopping and getting uniforms dry cleaned and pressed. Something Aiko was highly upset about, she desperately wanted a uniform like her cousin and Rina's, but her school didn't require one. So between Sayuri and Keiko they managed to get her outfits that looked similar.

Sayuri even managed to get Hiei to go back to Demon World for a bit, something he grudgingly did. She knew that he still had his duties and couldn't completely abandon them. She and Aiko even went with him a few times, Aiko adamantly wanting to see her now 'Aunt Kuro'.

Life was good, really good.

"Yoo-hoo, earth to Sayuri!" Blinking a few times, Sayuri pulled herself from her train of thought and stared at the carrot top.

"Yes?"

"Nothing, you just zoned out for a bit."

"I'm fine Kazuma. Just thinking." She smiled at the tall oaf. He really was the matriarch of the family.

"You guys are never going to believe what I just found." Ryuu came running out of the house with a box in his hands. "What's up?" Sora tried looking in the box, but Ryuu pulled it away before he could.

"Well, I'm not one hundred percent, but I'm pretty sure I just found a box of home movies." He grinned.

"No. Not happening." Yusuke waved the boy off. "Too much incriminating things in those." Keiko chuckled and thumbed through the various tapes. "Aw look dear, our wedding video." She teased as she waved the black plastic in the air. "Sora, Sora, Sora, Sora… I went a little nuts didn't I?" She laughed as she counted all the tapes of her eldest.

"I think, in honor of Yusuke's birthday, we should watch them. I'm sure there's a bunch of the old days." Sayuri got up and dug through the box, looking at the various titles.

"Back when we were snot nosed kids." Kuwabara leaned back in chair and took a sip of his drink.

"You two were. The rest of us were completely normal." Sayuri quickly dodge the flying cans that Yusuke and Kuwabara threw at her. "Treat your elders right dammit." Everyone laughed at the underlying joke. Sure by human standards, Sayuri and the two looked the same age, but she easily had sixty years on them.

"I don't know, I'm game. I want to see what you guys were like when you were our age." Ryuu grinned. "It could be fun." Yukina agreed with her son, and with a unanimous agreement every headed inside and into the living room. Sora and Ryuu got busy setting up the old VCR while Keiko and Sayuri set up a array of snacks on the coffee table. Yusuke and Keiko claimed the love seat, while Yukina and Kuwabara settled down on the sofa with Kurama and Shizuru. Hiei and Sayuri joined all the kids on the floor, Sayuri settling in between Hiei's legs. Thankfully, Aiko was already asleep for the night, so she wouldn't witness any vulgarity that was sure to ensue.

'Okay, first up." Sora put the first tape into the VCR and after a few more adjustments the video started playing.

"Oh my, this is the trip we all took after Yusuke came back from Demon World!"

"Woah! Mom!" Rina wagged her eyebrows at her mother. Keiko was sporting a rather teeny baby blue bikini as she began setting up their area on the beach.

"Your mom, look at mine!" Hinata stared wide eyes. She'd never seen her mother in anything shorter than elbow or knee length. But here she was rocking a pink one piece with a loose white v-neck over it tied at her waist.

"Please, please, please no." Daisuke muttered under his breath. "Don't worry Dai, I wasn't in the picture yet. But the girl are right, hot damn." She winked at the two older women.

"Wait! Is that, is that Uncle Hiei?" Ryuu squinted at the screen. Sure enough, Hiei was standing off to the side with Kurama in his tradition black attire as Yusuke tried to get him to change into something more beach appropriate. Both Yusuke and Kuwabara started laughing, they both had forgotten how short their three eyed friend used to be. "Oh man, now I remember why I still call you Shrimp." Sayuri rolled onto her side, tears forming in her eyes from laughter. In the video, the tips of Hiei's hair barely reached Yusuke's chest, now the two were almost the same height. "I'd rather not have to kill you." Hiei told the three idiots.

"It's just for fun dear. Calm down." Sayuri kissed his cheek as the video stopped and Ryuu went to put another one in. Screams took over the room before any video actually came on.

"You have to take the cap off idiot!"

"Don't tell me what to do Urameshi."

"Come on boys, seriously."

The video suddenly came into view, only to see a pair of green covered breasts.

"Thanks Sayuri."

"Yeah, thank you Say." Yusuke whistled.

"Keiko! Yusuke's staring at my boobs again!"

SMACK!

"WHAT THE HELL!"

The video shifted focus to see Yusuke on the ground with a large red handprint on his face and Keiko shaking her head at him.

"He doesn't learn does he?" Kuwabara's voice came in off camera. "Guess it's a good thing the Shrimp isn't here."

"Whatever. He's probably off killing something. Stupid ass."

The video paused and Sora looked over the two demons. "So it wasn't always sunshine and sex!" He grinned.

"Oh no, there were quite a few times I wanted to kill him and he wanted to kill me.

"Yeah, wasn't that at Genkai's birthday party?" Kuwabara asked the others. "I believe so. I also believe Hiei showed up that day and the two disappeared for almost the entire day." Kurama chuckled.

"Not listening, not listening." Daisuke shoved his head into Rina's shoulder. They were sitting almost similarly as his parents, but she was on the outside of his leg rather than inside.

"Moving on before we traumatize the poor boy." Ryuu took the tape out and put another one in.

Most of the day went on that way. The videos had to be stopped a few times to explain something, or for the adults to argue over the things they saw or heard. There was even on snippet of Shizuru and Koenma getting pretty hot and heavy at the Temple. Another thing Yusuke got slapped for. Most of the time though, everyone was laughing at all the good memories. There were even a few of the kids as babies. Daisuke was even shocked when a video of his mother chasing him as he crawled away from her.

"Okay, there's only two left. And since it is Dad's birthday, we're saving the one titled "Yusuke's 20th" for last." Taking the other tape, Sora slide it into the VCR and settled down.

"You're doing great. Not long now."

"Seriously! Who taped me giving birth!?" Sayuri looked at her friends. She really didn't remember much other than pain and her baby after she gave birth.

"Shh.." The others hushed her as they stared.

"Do you think he's gonna make it?" Kuwabara hushed voice came from behind the camera.

"He better pray he does. Can you imagine how pissed she's gonna be if he doesn't."

"Okay, both you of, OUT!" Botan pushed the camera out of the way and the video went dark.

Before anyone could say anything, another quickly popped up.

"Okay, so since we all know I'm going to be this kids favorite person…"

"Hey!"

"Shut up." Yusuke straightened out his shirt. "Now listen kid, you're mom is probably the greatest person around. Your dad….he has his moments. But I can guarantee you that they'll always have your back no matter what. Seriously, you couldn't ask for better people to be your parents." With his signature Spirit Gun pose, the screen went dark.

"Aww, Yusuke, You're gonna make me cry." Sayuri teased him.

"There's more!" Rina pointed.

"Oh, okay. So as your future Uncle, you can bet on it that I'll always be there to help you out when you need it No matter what the reason. Whether it be with fighting, girls, school work, how to be a gentleman cause we all know your daddy doesn't know a thing about that." Kuwabara wagged his finger at the camera with a smart aleck grin on his face. "Remember, treat women well and love animals, especially kitties! Yukina probably wanted to say a few words, but she's helping you come into this world, so that's a probably better experience than this." He laughed.

"Auntie Botan here! I can't wait to meet you and spoil you rotten. Even though your mother swears you're a boy, I have a small tickle that you'll be a little girl. Then it's all tutus and ballerina slippers." Botan's eyes went completely starry as she thought about the baby being a little girl.

The video opened up to the room where Genkai and Yukina were busy helping Sayuri through a contraction. "HOLY FUCK!" She screamed as her hunched over. "WHERE THE HELL IS HIEI! I SWEAR, ONCE I'M DONE DELIVERING THIS BABY I'M GOING TO RUN HIS SWORD THROUGH HIS STUPID FACE." Both Yusuke and Kuwabara could be heard in the background snickering as they tried to stay out of view.

The video went dark again, but quickly faded in on Keiko.

"So, when your mom found out she was pregnant, we spent the entire night talking about. From cribs, to toys, to names. I know she's a demon and can just sense these things, but I'll never forget the day I took her to get her first ultrasound. I don't think I've ever seen Sayuri cry, like ever, but when your fast little heartbeat filled the room and she saw you for the first time, the flood gates opened. You're going to be everything to this family Daisuke, and I know that's what she's going to name you and no one can tell me otherwise! You are the start of a new adventure of us all, and we already love you." Tears began to well up in her eyes. "YUSUKE, I WANT A BABY!"

Everyone in the living room laughed at that last bit. Sayuri was not hiding anything, tears rolled happily down her face as she listened to her friends welcome her baby into the world.

"I never know what to say in these things, but once piece of advice kid, listen to your Dad. He's kind of an ass, but he knows what he's talking about. And try to stay away from cigarettes." Shizuru said as she lit one up and gave the camera a wink.

"This has certainly took us all by surprise. If any of us had to guess, Yusuke would have been the first to have a child. Nonetheless; Hiei, Sayuri, you are going to make the best parents. Sayuri you've changed this group for the better. After all that we have been through together, you still seemed to make us bond even greater. Hiei, we've been friends for some time and if there is anyone in the three worlds who deserve this, it's you."

"Okay Sayuri, I need you to push." Genkai's voice echoed through the room. They really couldn't see much as, obviously now, Kuwabara was trying to remain hidden.

"I can't. He's not here."

"Do you think I care? Now push." Hunching forward, Sayuri began pushing with all she had. A loud clatter coming from the hallway, caused all three women in the room to turn towards the door. Kuwabara was knocked out of the way and the camera shifted a bit.

In a flurry of motions, Hiei settled himself behind Sayuri, holding onto her upper arms. "About time." She grinned.

"Hn."

The screen went dark, but then the door opened and everyone rushed into the room to meet mother and baby. Kuwabara got several close up of baby Daisuke with everyone, including his parents. Placing the camera on a nearby table, he joined the others. The video went on like that for a while until one by one everyone started leaving the new parents alone. It was obvious Kuwabara forgot all about the camera because it kept playing even after Hiei and Sayuri went to sleep.

Ryuu paused the video and the room stayed quiet for a little bit. Sayuri was now fully sobbing as quietly as she could, Hiei lightly wrapped his arms around her and pulled her into him. Daisuke was completely shocked. These people that he barely knew already cared for him before he was even born, if their testimonies were of any truth, he would have had an even bigger family than he had ever dreamed.

"Hey, there's still more." Hinata pointed out. At the bottom of the screen the time bar still showed a few more minutes of video left. "Yeah, probably just them sleeping until the camera died." Ryuu told his sister.

"Nope, keep going." Kuwabara told his son. He personally put this video together. It was just before Sayuri and Daisuke left, it was meant as a present for her. He knew that demons didn't necessarily celebrate birthdays, but in the Human World they did. So this was going to be her birthday present. He knew that there was something at the end she was going to want to see.

Ryuu shrugged his shoulders and played the video. Eventually the video faded out and faded back in, only this time a fussy baby could be heard. The sun was barely peeking through the windows and offered little light, but enough to see what was about to happen. Everyone watched as Hiei stumbled out of the bed with something in his arms. Looking very tired but slightly content, he laid his son across his bare chest and began walking around the room. Kuwabara wasn't sure how or even why Hiei knew how to calm down a baby, but it was something he wanted to add to the video.

Hiei slightly grimaced at this part. He would never admit out loud, but he had read one of those books Keiko had bought Sayuri about caring for a newborn. He was completely clueless in this area, but he honestly wanted to be the best father he could. He never wanted his son to grow up without a father like he did; look how well that turned out. He saw Sayuri look up at him but didn't meet her eyes. He was busy watching the scene and remembering that moment like it was yesterday. It was so foreign but at the same time it felt so right.

The last few minutes of the video were just of Hiei and Daisuke. A few short snippets of them together. Like the first time Hiei tried feeding Daisuke baby food and ended up covered in mashed peas, the first time he tried to change a diaper and chasing after an almost two year old running around with a very sharp sword in his hands. Before the video faded out, Kuwabara somehow managed to get a quick video of the three of them out in the backyard of the temple sleeping under a tree. Daisuke was laying over Hiei's chest while Sayuri was snuggled up on his side with her head on his shoulder. With one arm under his son and an arm around his wife, the three looked absolutely peaceful.

Finally the video ended and the soft static filled the room. Sayuri sniffled as she wiped away her tears. She looked over at her son, who looked completely shocked at what he just witnessed. Maybe now he'll understand, she thought to herself. The two of them still had conversations about why Hiei left, about how it seemed so easy. He understood the danger of it, but never understood how it was easy for Hiei. Maybe now he'll see it was the hardest thing he's ever had to do.

"Well…that was just a little too emotional for me." Keiko rubbed her eyes, she wasn't crying as hard as her best friend, but she still cried.

"No kidding. That wasn't a regular video though, someone put that together." Sora eyed the group. His mother and Kurama looked like the only ones who could have pulled it off, but since his mom was slightly a wreck, he doubted it was her. Kurama wasn't really the emotional type so he probably didn't do it.

"So, d'ya like it?" Kuwabara asked the short demoness. "It was supposed to be a birthday gift, but ya vanished before I could give it to you." Sayuri stared shocked. "Liked it? Kazuma, I love it! How did you managed to get all those recordings though. You weren't even living here during some of those times."

"I had a little help." He grinned. The only other person at the temple was Genkai. "Wait, that hag helped you?" Yusuke hollered.

"Well yeah. We all know Sayuri is like the daughter she never had." Kuwabara grinned at the woman.

"Yeah Yus', you know she likes me better." Sayuri smiled through her bloodshot eyes and runny nose.

"Yeah yeah, whatever. Just play the last one." Yusuke waved her off as Sora exchanged the tapes.

"Will you hurry up!" A very frustrated Yusuke yelled up the steps. Everyone was currently standing in the middle of the Yukimura restaurant, well the boys at least.

"That is so weird." Hinata commented.

"What?" Ryuu looked at his sister. She pointed at the screen. "Uncle Hiei in anything other than black or training clothes." True to he statement, Hiei was rocking a white button down with a pair of dark blue jeans and a pair of simple black boots. He still wore his headband and the sleeves were rolled up to see the markings of his dragon.

"Hey! Hiei cleans up real nice…when he wants to." Sayuri grumbled the last part. The two of them almost got into a physical brawl over him wearing that outfit that night. "If I remember correctly, I almost got a black eye as I forced him into it." She laughed at the look on her sons face. "Don't look at me that way. You were the same way. Busted my lip one time when you refused to wear your pants." Rina laughed at Daisuke's face when he turned a tint of pink.

"Hot damn. Aunt Say!" Everyone turned their attention back to the screen as Sayuri came down the steps.

"Calm down will you?" The black dress she had on was almost like a second skin, it hugged her tightly and practically showed off everything. Her black pumps only accentuated her strong legs while the open back exposed the toned muscles of her back.

After her, Botan, Keiko, Yukina and Shizuru all filed in after her. Each looking just as good. Keiko opted for a light purple skirt with a white lace crop top and similar pumps as Sayuri. Botan wore a very slinky red satin piece with white kitten hills and Yukina was a little more reserved that her friends. With a pair of tight high-waisted black jeans and a dark blue off the shoulder crop top that tied together in the middle. Shizuru was rocking her usual business attire, but rather than her usual slacks, she donned a dark green maxi skirt with a slit straight up to her thigh.

"Oh my god. Pre-mommy body, how I miss you." She fake cried as she pinched the non existent fat on her stomach. "Look at my legs! Where did those go?" Keiko cried, and the two looked over at Yukina who pretty much looked the same. "At least motherhood helped ONE of us out." Keiko sighed. Yukina shot them a glare that made her brother proud as she folded her arms over her chest, causing Kuwabara to laugh and Hiei to shudder.

"Okay, if I look HALF as good as either of you after pushing out kids, I will die a happy woman." Rina told her mother and the other two. Hinata nodded her head in agreement. "Seriously. We had this exchange student from America one time and he called my mom a MILF. I had no idea what he was talking about, so he explained it. While I was slightly gross out, I kinda strive for that." Hinata grinned at her mother.

"The hell is a MILF?" Yusuke asked, completely confused.

"It's an acronym." Sora told his dad as he shoved popcorn in his face. "It stands for Mother I Liked to Fuck." He dogged the empty can his dad threw at him for cursing. "In other words, the guy wanted to get into Aunt Yukina's pants."

"Did you kill him?" Daisuke looked over at his uncle.

Kuwabara just chuckled at his nephew. "No. This is the first I'm hearing of it."

'Why would he kill him?" Rina looked over at Daisuke with a bit of befuddled wonder on her face.

"Well….I mean. It's a….." Daisuke couldn't really get the words out, he was not as comfortable at talking about this like his cousins were. Especially not in front of his parents.

"It's a demon thing. You don't talk about, or think about, or even look another demons mate. Unless said demon gives you the okay, they are well within their rights to kill you." Sayuri explained to the confused girl.

"So…like if, for instance, come demon started hitting on you Uncle Hiei could kill him. No questions asked?" Sayuri giggled as she felt the annoyance rolling off her husband. "In a perfect world, yes. However, seeing as I marked him and not the other way around, I can do whatever I pleased. Now, if some little skank was hitting on him, you bet your ass she'd be trying to shove her guts back in."

"Like that one girl at the bar that one time?" Yusuke smirked.

"She had it coming!" Sayuri yelled.

"She was a stripper! It's her job!"

"Hold up! You beat up a stripper?" Sora doubled over laughing.

"Yes I did. Now if your father hadn't have taken him, it wouldn't have been a problem."

"The guy was about to be a father, he needed to let off a little steam!"

"My ass! You just used it as an excuse because Keiko was blue balling you."

"Well if you hadn't have stuck your nose where it didn't belong, she wouldn't have been."

"Well excuse me for being extremely hormonal while I was growing a person inside me!"

"Horny is not hormonal! Just because your dude didn't want to sleep with you when you were being a bitch doesn't mean you get to sleep with someone else's girlfriend!"

Everyone stared wide eyed as Keiko shoved her face into her hand. By this point everyone had ignored the video, which Ryuu muted so he could hear the conversation clearly, and Sayuri and Yusuke were standing toe to toe. "Not my fault she enjoyed it."

"You wanna go?" Yusuke shouted at her, his face inches from hers.

"Bring it on. I'll kick your ass all over again!" Sayuri went to lunge for the half demon but was grabbed by her husband. "Let me go Hiei." She struggled against him as Keiko was trying to calm her husband down.

"Hey. What happened…" Kuwabara stared at the now black screen. The time stamp kept running, but their was no actual video. Everyone stopped and stared. "I don't know." Ryuu hit the volume button but immediately regretted it. After a few seconds he completely stopped the video. "I don't even want to know who that was." His faced turned a slight pale green. All the kids had a similar look on their faces. It was definitely something they did not need to hear in their lifetime.

Thankfully before anyone could question anything, a sleepy groan could be heard coming down the hall. With hair sticking up in all directions and her blanket wrapped around her while dragging her stuffed dragon. Aiko curled up in the closet lap she could find. With a giggle, Yukina ran her fingers through the little girls hair and wrapped the blanket around her tightly.

"You hush now. You're gonna hurt my auntie." She mumbled as she lightly rubbed Yukina's stomach and went back to sleep. Hiei smirked, he had known for sometime now and now apparently so did his daughter. He heard it one night and asked his sister about it she confirmed what he had heard.

"Wait…what?"

"You're pregnant?" The twins looked at their mother.

"I wanted to wait a little longer to say anything, but that doesn't seem to be the case anymore." She looked up at Kuwabara who had a silly grin on his face. They knew it was a long shot since she could technically only reproduce once ever hundred years, but here she was.

"Well congratula….ahh!" Yusuke barely dodged a small icicle heading his way. Aiko wrapped her hand back inside her blanket and resumed her nap.

"Okay, let me get her back to bed before she kills someone." Sayuri picked her daughter up from her aunt's lap and walked back to her room.

"It is late. We should all go to bed." Kurama commented looking at his watch. It was actually very late, nearing three a.m. Everyone began cleaning up the main room, putting dishes in the sink and storing the food away. The kids said goodnight to their parents and headed off to bed. Daisuke unstealthily heading into Rina's room, something that has been an occurrence for the last month or so, but their parents but their complete trust in them not to do anything stupid.

Hiei and Kurama were the only two left in the living room as Kurama pulled the tape out of the VCR. "Destroy the evidence?" Hiei didn't say a word, but the video lightly combusted in Kurama's hand. "I thought so."

"Some things should never be seen." Hiei told his oldest friend and went to join his wife in bed. Opening the door, he did his usual nightly ritual before climbing into bed. Sayuri crawled in after him after she finished putting Aiko back to bed.

Snuggling underneath the covers, she wrapped her arm over his stomach. "I can't believe we forgot about that." She chuckled, shoving her face into his chest. "I guess it's a light blessing that you couldn't see our faces."

Hiei snorted, placing his arm behind his head. "I think you traumatized Daisuke enough tonight. He didn't need to see you in that way."

"You still have to admit it was fun." She drew lazy circles on his chest remembering that night. "We were certainly a wild bunch back then."

"Just know, I'll never be sharing you again, even if it is the fox." Sayuri laughed out loud and swung herself on top of her husband. "You never have to." She gave him a light kiss. "Hiei, what have I said about bringing your sword to bed?" She giggled as he rolled his eyes at her. With one swift movement, she was on her back laughing the entire time.