I do not own JoJo or Persona, and credit goes to Hiimdaisy for the parody comic.
Johnny grinned as he looked upon the battlefield. He had done it! He had finally managed to win at something in life!
Um... What about the fact you couldn't have beaten the Shadow without Yosuke's help? And how you have access to what amounts to unlimited money? And all your trophies and...
"Woohoo! Score one for Johnny!" Johnny then began to sway from side to side. "I don't feel so good..."
Johnny then fell flat on his face, a very disconcerting amount of blood pouring from the back of his head.
"Johnny?" Chie asked as she nudged the American. "Are you okay?"
"Why yes Italian man, I'll have the linguini..." Johnny mumbled out.
Yeah... That's not good.
But hey! At least you get to meet those weird otherworldly people again!
"Noooo!" Johnny shouted as he curled up in his chair as Igor moved closer and closer to his face, his nose touching his cheek.
"SocialLinksSocialLinksSocialLinks!" Igor's grin grew even wider and his eyes became even more bloodshot. "Social Links!"
"Yeah..." Margaret blew on her nails and inspected the results of her manicure from her chair. "Just make few friends. Then he'll stop saying that."
"Okay fine I'll do that! Just please get this freak away from me!" Johnny screamed out.
And now back to the real world!
"I heard this is supposed to work" Chie shouted as she straddled Johnny's waist and held the sides of his face, ignoring the pool of blood now forming underneath his head.
"Chie I don't think mouth to mouth works for this!" Yosuke protested before looking at Teddie. "Are you taking notes?!"
"Well yeah. I mean, how else am I supposed to know how to help Sensei...?"
Before Teddie could finish, Chie glared hatefully at Teddie and shouted in a demonic voice. "No! Only I may help him! Interfere and I shall put you through the Trial of the Dragon!"
Wow... This sure is one hell of a situation to wake up to. But wake up you shall!
Johnny opened his eyes and grasped Chie's shoulders. "Become my friend!"
"H-huh?"
"Friend! Become it! Now! Please!" Johnny felt tears come out of his eyes. "Please help me! Make the nose man stop!"
"O-Okay!" Chie replied shakily. "Alright! I'll be your friend Johnny!"
Thou art I... And I am... Blah blah blah. You've formed the Chariot Social Link with Chie! Congrats on your character development! If you can call it that...
"You can rely on me for anything..." Chie stressed out with a disturbing grin and leaning closer to Johnny's face.
"I am now regretting this decision." Johnny muttered out.
Too late!
"No it's...!"
You then traveled with Teddie back to the place you came, and he showed you the TV exits!
"Wait! We're not done you bastard!" Johnny shouted as he shook his fist in the air.
"You know..." Teddie began fidgeting a bit. "If you guys can help find whoever is throwing people in here and making a mess of things, I would really appreciate it..."
"Yeah yeah, sure." Yosuke replied with a dismissive wave. He then grabbed Chie and Johnny by their collars and ran to the TVs. "Home sweet home, here we come!"
And now back at Junes!
"Annoyingly catchy theme song, customers buying crap they don't mean, and memories of soul crushing labor! Ah, it's good to be back!" Yosuke shouted with a grin.
"Man, my clothes are all wrecked..." Johnny whined out.
Oh... That sucks. Maybe if you leave now, you can sneak back home and change before Dojima notices.
"Are you kidding?" Johnny asked the voice. "I have the most important power which can solve almost any situation in the real world!"
And what's that?
"A family fortune that's vague but large!" Johnny shouted as he took out his wallet which was filled with cash. "Shopping spree!"
"I hang out with such weird people..." Yosuke stated with a sigh.
"Could be worse." Chie pointed out.
"How?"
Elsewhere...
Yu Narukami... Souji Seta... Whatever the hell the player who is the God of the universe gave for a name, hummed as he looked over the options of dialogue.
"Dude." His Yosuke said while raising an eyebrow. "I just asked if you thought the steak was good. You've been like this for ten minutes."
"Not now Yosuke. I'm trying to see what would be the best response to advance our link."
And even farther down the multiverse's Bleed...
"Alright everyone!" Shirou Emiya shouted. "Let's go save Rise!"
"Yeah!" The rest of the IT shouted.
"To save her image!"
"Yeah!"
"To prevent her from dying in this scary place!"
"Yeah!"
"So that I can die and feel happiness for saving another's life just like my adoptive father!"
"Ye-Wait, what?!"
"I said because she's hot!"
Now back to our main program!
"I'm counting on you guys to help me find the killer!" Yosuke shouted before grabbing Johnny's hand. "And now that you've got another Persona, I'm counting on you most of all!"
"Yeah..." Johnny shook Yosuke's hand.
You've now formed the Magician Social Link with Yosuke!
"Man, that was eas-"
Yosuke will now DIE FOR YOU!
"Wait... What?!"
To Be Continued...?
Note: Haven't made one of these in a while. Hope you enjoyed it, because I have no idea what the hell I just put down.
And yes, the Shirou Emiya mentioned is the one from Vegeta the 3rd's Fate: Reach Out. Just a fun little shout-out, and I highly recommend you guys go read it.
Anyone is welcome to add their own little snippets on this 'abridged' thing as well! Just send them to me and they'll be posted whenever!
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