Fifty Shades of Bruce Banner
Chapter 11: Paris
Chapter Summary: Natasha is on a mission in Pairs and the only thing that she can think about is getting home to her friends.
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For the first time in forever Natasha Romanoff wanted a mission to end. It was tiring to say the least and all she wanted to go home to her friends. Friends. That was new, but she thought of them more like family.
"You know you are very pretty." One of the men said to her which caused the spy rolled her eyes.
'I wonder how pretty I'll be when I get lose from this chair and beat the hell out of you.' She thought to herself. Getting the information out of the men wasn't hard, until one of them caught on to her game, but was too late and she already got the information all she had to do was go back to SHIELD and tell Fury. But no! The men thought it would be a good idea to tie her to chair to see who she worked for.
"Pretty girls like you don't need to working in businesses like these." The boss told her. He was young along with the rest of his men. Young and dumb as hell.
"So who do you work for?"
"Myself."
"What's your name?" Before she even say anything his phone started to ring. Confused he actually answered the phone and turned away from her.
'Well this isn't the first time the phone went off in the middle of work.' All too soon the boss put the phone to her ear and backed up slightly.
"Hello?"
"Hey Red its Tony. And Clint and everyone else too."
"Are fucking kidding me? I'm working!" she was going to kill Tony oh too many ways when she gets home.
"We know that, but we wanted to know on your way home if you could pick up something for cold and flu for us."
"What's wrong with you guys?" she asked with concern lacing in her voice.
"Well we were on a mission and it was raining and we had to carry the boxes to the plane and they were heavy so it took a while and when we got home Steve and Bruce started sneezing and stuff and Barton and I were coughing and Thor isn't back yet, so yeah, that's what happened."
"Are you done yet?" the boss asked her.
"Let me put you on hold."
"Yeah yeah take all the time you need." Natasha maybe mad at Tony for calling her while she's working but her friends where sick and she needed to get home to them. The boss took his phone from her ear and she used this time to kick him "downstairs" and then in his face.
Bad mistake to let her have her heels on. The other men came to try attack the spy but she was faster and managed to defeat all six of them while still being tied to the chair. Slowly one of them tried to get back up and she did a front flip on him to break the chair and keep him from getting up.
Natasha walked over to the dropped phone and placed it back to her ear.
"Hey Tony?"
"Yeah?"
"I'm on my way, give me some time."
"Okay. Thanks Nat."
"You're welcome. And stop calling me while I'm working. It's going to get you hurt by me." She said before hanging up the phone and walking out the warehouse.
When she go home she was welcomed by all four of her friends laid out in the living with tissue boxes everywhere, blankets and pillows, and coughing and sneezing.
"Hey Natasha." Steve said with a weak smile and a very red nose.
"Here I got you guys so Cold and Flu in cherry, bubblegum, grape, and orange flavored, so pick one and take it. Some more tissues, tea, honey and lemon for your throat, Breath Right strips for your noses, and I'll be in the kitchen making some Chicken Noddle Soup. Okay?"
"Yeah, thanks a mill Nat." Clint said. Smiling, Natasha placed a kiss on each of their heads and walked over to the kitchen to start making the soup for her sick guys.
"Hey 'Tasha, can I get some of that green tea?" Bruce asked.
"Of course. So did you guys learn your lesson about trying to carry everything in the rain?"
"Yeah yeah, whatever Red." This was worth leaving the mission early for. And she'll let all the nicknames slide for the next few days.
