Discliamer: No, if I owned Arty I would probably have slightly more of a life than I have now.
Intervention
Butler burst intothe study, interruptingArtemis and Holly in the middle of a passionate kiss.
'INTERVENTION!' cried the bodyguard, purposely knocking Artemis' armchair over. Artemis went sprawling across the floor.
'Butler? What on earth – '
Butler shrugged apologetically. 'Manor rules, Artemis. Angeline's orders.' He fastened a highlighted note to the desk, which Artemis read incredulously.
'Arty: Starting now, all kissing of Holly is limited to kissing only. Any kiss shall last no longer than 8.4 seconds.'
'You exceeded the maximum time limit for kissing.' Butler explained, tossing Artemis a stopwatch. 'Here. This will go off when your time is up.'
This can be a continuation of Hopes and Dreams if you like, or it can just be a drabble by itself. Reviews?
