Author's Note (Awoken): Hello, our lovelies! It's been a while. A friend on here informed Monster about a fanfiction of Da Kurlzz x Trump on Wattpad and this is the story of the guys finding said fanfiction. Replies to the reviews below. Please enjoy.
Da Kurlzz leaned back, sighing happily about his recent post. Everyone on Snapchat would ADORE his new post about how he hated Hillary Clinton. The drummer was so happy she didn't win the election. He would've moved to Africa if she did.
A silent snickering brought him out of his thoughts. He looked at the source of the sound, finding the door to the bunks half cracked.
He got up and walked to the door, pushing it open slowly and revealing J-Dog in his bunk with a computer in his lap. Charlie on top bunk, leaning down to watch the screen as well, Danny and Johnny standing next to the bunks to watch it. Funny Man peeked his head in between their shoulders. All five of them laughing at something on the computer.
Da Kurlzz arched an eyebrow. "What are you guys doing?"
Jay knocked the computer closed startled as he said "NOTHING!"
The others four looking away but Matt caught them and there was absolutely no way around this. "What's on the screen?"
Charlie chuckled. "You don't wanna know, bro."
"I do!"
He could see all of them trying to hold back laughter and it was infuriating. "WHAT WAS IT?!"
J-Dog handed him the laptop. "You see for yourself."
Da Kurlzz opened it up and dropped it, making the five of them complain loudly. "Nice move dude! If it's broken, you're paying another one!"
Matt took a step back. "I don't fucking care! That shit is disgusting!"
"Come on, Mattie, is was just a joke."
"Why would anyone write that?!"
"Well… Your posts about the election were pretty annoying", Johnny murmured, the others nodding in agreement.
Da Kurlzz folded his arms annoyed. "I hate you guys. Why in the world would you read that… that… piece of SHIT!"
"Relax, dude. Fanfiction is a part of life", Funny Man offered but the drummer glared at him. "Pairing me up with president Trump is NOT a part of life!"
"President Trump", Charlie laughed. "You call your boyfriend president Trump in the bedroom too?"
Matt attacked Charlie, dragging him out of the bunk and onto the floor. "HE IS NOT MY FUCKING BOYFRIEND!"
"According to this fanfiction, he is", Danny said, picking up the unharmed computer.
All five of them laughed again at the comment and watched as Da Kurlzz turned bright red. Embarrassment and fury all the same. "I hate you guys."
"We love you too, honey", Johnny smirked. "Admit it, Kurlzz. You've been hating on Clinton so bad that someone had to pair you up with Trump."
"No! Trump is against homosexuality!"
"Which is why we were against Trump, dude."
"But Hillary wanted to start a nuclear war!"
"I don't care, dude. You were waaaay too involved in this election. You wouldn't stop talking or posting about it. It was fucking annoying", J-Dog commented to which Da Kurlzz groaned. "I hate you guys so much."
"We know you mean love", Charlie said. "I knew you were gay but I had no idea about your affair with Trump."
"Asshole", Matt hissed to the rapper on the floor who hadn't even bothered to get up.
A moment of silence passed before Matt took the computer from Danny and opened it up again, the fanfiction still on the screen. "I'm reading this. I need to know what they're doing to me in it."
He walked away with the machine in his arms like it was precious to him and placed himself on the couch. Danny looked back at his friends who shrugged. "He'll jerk off to it", Charlie said.
"I heard that!" Da Kurlzz shouted and they laughed.
The five of them went into the back to watch some television. They were interrupted by occasional oh-my-gods and what-the-fucks from Da Kurlzz. Every time his eyes widened, Charlie had to cover his mouth with his hand not to laugh. "He must've got to the part where Trump's waiting for him on the bed."
"Oh God why", Johnny chuckled. "I don't know what the worst thing was. The fact that Trump only wore scarlet panties or the fact that they said "make America great again."
"What do you think Matt will do after he read it?" Danny asked.
Funny Man whipped out his phone as he said: "Sue Wattpad for publishing it?"
"He'd be capable of doing that", Jay mused. "We can't let him though. They're just stories. We've been through tons of fanfiction."
"Yeah. Tons of J-Danny", Charlie winked and made both men shift in their seat. "I don't wanna talk about it", they said in unison, making their friends laugh.
"I don't get why they pair US up. I mean. I get why people feel the need to write us paired up but some couples don't make sense. Johnny and Charlie are totally logical because they joke about it, but me and Danny?"
Danny shrugged. "You were my first friend in the band?"
"That's it. That's why", J-Dog snapped his fingers.
"Why do they pair me up with Danny?" Charlie asked.
Danny sighed annoyed. "Because I look up to you and people think my admiration is a love struck expression."
"Everyone's been paired up with Danny. Why you?"
"Because I'm the lead singer. Reason enough to be a band whore", Danny said in the most serious voice. They stared at him. "That's disgusting."
He shrugged. "I like fanfiction. It's cute sometimes."
They were interrupted by Da Kurlzz who handed the computer to Danny. The singer took it without questioning him. The drummer opened his mouth but didn't know what to say. He closed it again. He lifted a finger but dropped it again as well. "I uh."
"You read the whole thing?" Charlie asked surprised.
Matt nodded. "All the way up to where I agree to be his weekly whore."
"So, you've read all about him, fucking your virgin asshole?" Jay said, trying to keep a straight face but failing miserably.
Da Kurlzz nodded, head bowed down ashamed. He took out his phone, typed away on it and dropped it in one of their laps.
"What did you do?" Charlie asked.
"I quit Snapchat, Twitter and Instagram."
Please review, they're our heavy fuel!
Guest: That's a great threesome pairing
HU4LIFEBITCHES: I will try to make them discover DannyxEveryone
RandomQueenA: Are you asking me to write a love drabble containing Danny x Shady? I should try it. I don't know much about Shady. I've been out of the fandom.
WCDragonS. : I like that pairing a little bit but not that much
Creepixler: "once you go black, you never go back"? Is Danny the new black?
HU4evah: I'm doing every pairing eventually
FoxyGuy87: I'm sure I could do that
RUNFROMTHEAK: I will do the threesomes after I've done the pairs
