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Previously on Bleach: Questions & Dares: I go to college, Grimmjow licks himself, we threatened Blade, Blade let out his frustration on Aizen, I created a male and female Luppi, Masaki got her revenge, Mileena bit me, Miya and sekirei came here, I fought Maka and her zanpakuto, people started singing, we all found out no one should mess with Masaki.
Next morning
I walk out of my room and collapse on the floor.
Blade: What happened to you?
HR: I don't want to talk about it.
Ice: This is what happens when your girlfriends meet your sekirei and they have a contest on who can please you better.
Blade: How do you know that?
Ice: My room is next to his. Do the math.
beedrillx21
Yo hr thank you for using my dares and sorry when mileena bit ya.
HR: 'still on floor' It's fine. It isn't the first time I've been bit.
Ichigo: Too much information.
Ok for my new dares
I dare everyone minus hisana and byakuya and hr and blade to do party rock anthem music video.
HR: Places people. And Go!
Party rock
Party rock is in the house tonight
Everybody just have a good time
And we gonna make you lose your mind
Everybody just have a good time
Party rock is in the house tonight
Everybody just have a good time
And we gonna make you lose your mind
We just wanna see ya shake that
In the club party rock, lookin' for your girl? She on my jock
Nonstop when we in the spot, booty movin' weight like she on the block
Where the drank? I gots to know, tight jeans, tattoo 'cause I'm rock 'n' roll
Half black, half white, domino, game the money, op-a-doe
Yo, I'm runnin' through these ho's like Draino
I got that devilish flow, rock 'n' roll, no halo
We party rock, yeah, that's the crew that I'm reppin'
On the rise to the top, no lead in our zeppelin, hey
Party rock is in the house tonight
Everybody just have a good time
And we gonna make you lose your mind
Everybody just have a good time
Party rock is in the house tonight
Everybody just have a good time
And we gonna make you lose your mind
We just wanna see ya shake that
Everyday I'm shufflin'
Shufflin', shufflin'
Step up fast and be the first girl to make me throw this cash
We gettin' money, don't be mad now, stop, hatin' is bad
One more shot for us, another round
Please fill up my cup, don't mess around
We just wanna see you shake it now
Now you wanna be, you're naked now
Get up, get down, put your hands up to the sound
Get up, get down, put your hands up to the sound
Get up, get down, put your hands up to the sound
Put your hands up to the sound, put your hands up to the sound
Get up, get up, get up, get up
Get up, get up, get up, get up
Get up, put your hands up to the sound, to the sound
Put your hands up, put your hands up, put your hands up, put your hands up
Party rock is in the house tonight
(Put your hands up)
Everybody just have a good time
(Put your hands up)
And we gonna make you lose your mind
(Put your hands up)
Everybody just have a good, good, good time
Put your hands up
Put your hands up
Put your hands up
Shake that, everyday I'm shufflin'
I have another oc that wants a match between the strongest fighters there is. Hes from the witchblade verse and unfortunaly mesane and rihoko has to come. Could let him fight anyone who brave or dumb to take him on. If ya do let me know so I can give detells on him.
HR: too many OCS dude.
Blade: Yeah right. You're just lazy.
HR: 'glares at Blade' after what I went through I deserve to be.
Blade: 'Whistling innocently'
Ichigo dose the cinematic trailer for assassins creed revolations awesome game.
Ichigo gets dressed in attire and does the scene and kicks ass.
Momo and rukia sing mothras song.
Rukia and Momo gets dress in the kimonos and stand next to each other. They start to sing for a minute and a giant moth appears. But before it can do anything, it gets blown out of the sky by a giant reptile that we all know.
Everyone looks at me.
HR: what? I like Godzilla better.
Thats it for now.
HR: See ya
Kamen Rider Ebon
I dare Ichigo to fight Kenshin Himura and Saga Sanosuke from Rurouni Kenshin, but Ichigo can only use Zangestu in it's non-shikai form (the huge katana).
Ichigo: I'm picking this one as one of the dares me and HR got to switch.
HR: Okay. Give me Zangetsu then. 'catches Zangetsu' I guess I can't use any of my powers then. Let's start.
The two try to attack me but when they got close they get hit by a powerful mist/ice.
HR: Akitsu, Taki.
Taki: What? It was an unfair fight. Besides, you're too tired from last night.
HR: I appreciate the thought, but you have to let the dares go uninterrupted.
Taki &Akitsu: We're sorry.
HR: It's alright.
maaka oro
ichigo: pimpslap ulquiorra.
Ichigo: Ok. 'walks over to Ulquiorra'
HR: Ichigo hold up. Put this on. 'hands him a hat'
Ichigo: You want me to put on a pimp hat.
HR: Yes.
Ichigo: Why?
HR: Because I find it amusing. Now proceed.
Ichigo: 'walks up to Ulquiorra' Bitch where's my money? 'smack'
Ulquiorra: 'holding cheek' Ow.
orihime: why do you taunt us with your innocent sexyness?
Orihime: 'Healing Ulquiorra' It's not like I'm doing it on purpose.
ultimatemh
This story is really funny, hmmm, I dare aizen to run from a horde of kushanada
HR: Rezano, How many of those thing do you have control over?
Rezano: All of them why.
Ichigo: Wait, how do you have control over those things?
Rezano: I send souls back to hell, what you think. Besides, who do you think made that chain disappear from Yuzu and did that combine your power with a kushanada thing.
Ichigo: That was you.
Rezano: Yeah, You're welcome. Anyway, 'Whistles and summons many kushanada' Okay guys, I got you guys dinner. 'points at Aizen' go eat.
Aizen: 'running' AAAAAHHHHHHHH!
HR: Hm, He's actually getting away from them. I guess he has gotten better at running since he's been he. 'snaps fingers making a sniper rifle appear' Blade can you fix that.
Blade: 'aims gun' certainly.
Blade shoots Aizen in the leg making him fall on his face. The Kushanada reach him and let's just say it wasn't pretty.
sparten warrior
I dare all the male soul reapers to fight all the male espada.
The usual happens. They fight, my house gets destroyed, I'm pissed, and Ichigo and Kenpachi are left standing.
Envoy of the White Moon
This is a dare for Ichigo:
Wear Cloud's clothes from when he was in Advent Children. Ichigo also has Cloud's First Tsurugi (Cloud's Advent Children sword, all 6 in the big one. Look it up if you need a visual.) Ichigo also can dual-wield Zangetsu and First Tsurugi. When Ichigo goes Bankai, his coat goes over Cloud's clothes and Ichi's cloak has gold lining. He also has black gloves with silver lining it. The shoulder guards also go over his cloak.
Ichigo can not change out of this for the duration of the story... Oh yeah! He also has mako coursing through his blood now!
Clothing change dare: (must be for duration of story.)
Ichigo is now wearing it.
Rukia gains Lightning Farron's clothing from Final Fantasy XIII and Lightning's strongest gunblade, Zantetsuken. (Look up all data for this stuff.) Rukia also has Lightning's hairstyle and can dual wield Zantetsuken and Sode no Shirayuki in any fight.
Rukia gets changed
When Byakuya gets back, give him Sephiroth's hairstyle and SOLDIER attire but with his newest captain's haori (white jacket). He also gets Masamune and can dual-wield it and Senbonzakura.
Other Dares:
1. Zangetsu and Sode no Shirayuki marry and get a girl named Hikari.
HR: Okay. I'll do the ceremony. 'skipping through the first part' I now pronounce you zanpakuto and wife. You may now kiss the bride.
Zangetsu and Shirayuki kiss.
Shirayuki: Okay now let's get to work on that baby. 'Begin to pull Zangetsu'
HR: Stop. It's way too early to have babies on this show.
Shirayuki: But we need a baby named Hikari.
HR: Easy. Hikari come here.
Hikari: 'irritated' What do you want?
HR: Come on. You're still not mad about what I made you and your sister do, are you?
Blade: what do you make them do?
HR: I got them to go on their hands and knees and ask for forgiveness.
The people who laughed were electrocuted
Hikari: So what did you want anyway?
HR: I need you to be their 'points at Zangetsu and Shirayuki' child.
Hikari: I refuse.
HR: Ok. How about you do this and I'll 'whispers in her ear'
Hikari: You serious.
HR: Yes, now go.
Hikari: Fine. Mama. Papa.
They go into a group hug
Hibiki: What did you promise her?
HR: That I'd force Seo to get a job a not quit.
Hibiki: I find that doubtful you can convince him to do that.
HR: Oh ye of little faith. Trust me. I can be as persuasive as Miya if I try. And being here even more so.
2. Masaki gets shinigami abilities, has excellent kido, and her shikai called Kokoro no Tsurugi (Sword of the Heart) which controls light. And she also gains angel wings in her shikai form. Her sword also wears away at a person's resolve when they get hurt by her shikai. The shikai has the appearance of a winged spear. A golden shield also appears. And her shinigami clothes turn into angel robes.
HR: No. After seeing what she can do, she doesn't need any more power. Besides, she scary enough as it is. Especially since she made friends with Unohana and Miya.
Masaki, Unohana, & Miya: What was that?
HR: Nothing.
3. Ichigo, Rukia, Masaki, Isshin (with all of his captain powers) fight Yamamoto!
They all surround Yamamoto to start one of the most epic battles ever. They get ready to attack and ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ.
Ichigo: He fell asleep. What the hell?
HR: Alwell.
Ice: You're just happy you don't have to fix your house.
HR: Yes I am. The less time my house gets destroyed, the happier I'll be. (That doesn't entitled people to purposely dare for my house to get destroyed, because they will be ignored)
4. Grimmjow, sing the song Go! Fighting Dreamers (It's the best Naruto opening song!) and have Ulquiorra on bass guitar, Renji on electric guitar and Uryu on the drums!
We are fighting dreamers takami wo mezashite
Fighting dreamers narifuri kamawazu
Fighting dreamers shinjiru ga mama ni
Oli oli oli oh-! Just go my way!
Right here right now (bang!)
Buppanase like a dangan liner!
Right here right now (burn!)
Buttakitteku ze get the fire!
Right here right now (bang!)
Buppanase like a dangan liner!
Right here right now (burn!)
Kewashii shura no michi no naka hito no chizu wo hirogete doko e yuku?
Gokusaishoku no karasu ga sore wo ubaitotte yaburisuteta
Saa kokoro no me mihiraite shika to ima wo mikiwamero! (yeah!)
Ushinau mono nante nai sa iza mairou!
We are fighting dreamers takami wo mezashite
Fighting dreamers narifuri kamawazu
Fighting dreamers shinjiru ga mama ni
Oli oli oli oh-! Just go my way!
Right here right now (bang!)
Buppanase like a dangan liner!
Right here right now (burn!)
Oto wo tatezu shinobiyoru kage ga itsumo bokura wo madowaseru
Yuugenjikkou ooki na kaze ga uneri wo agete fukiareru
Kazashita surudoi katana de onore no asu kirihirake! (yeah!)
Hoshou nante doko ni mo nai sa naa sou daro!
We are fighting dreamers takami wo mezashite
Fighting dreamers narifuri kamawazu
Fighting dreamers shinjiru ga mama ni
Oli oli oli oh-! Just go my way!
Right here right now (bang!)
Buppanase like a dangan liner!
Right here right now (burn!)
Buttakitteku ze get the fire!
Right here right now (bang!)
Buppanase like a dangan liner!
Right here right now (burn!)
Buttakitteku ze get the fire!
We are fighting dreamers kono nakamatachi to
Fighting dreamers subete wo makikomi
Fighting dreamers kokorozashi takaku
Oli oli oli oh-!
We are fighting dreamers takami wo mezashite
Fighting dreamers narifuri kamawazu
Fighting dreamers shinjiru ga mama ni
Oli oli oli oh-! Just go my way!
(Don't forget your first impulse ever)
(Let's keep your adventurous ever)
Right here right now (bang!)
Buppanase like a dangan liner!
Right here right now (burn!)
Buttakitteku ze get the fire!
Right here right now (bang!)
Buppanase like a dangan liner!
Right here right now (burn!)
Buttakitteku ze get the fire
Everyone applauds
Good story filled with crack. *does a Gin smile*
Better typing is needed though. But it's your story. Bad grammar just annoys me.
Rezano: 'looks at me who has his eyes closed' oh shit. Everyone cover your ears! It's HR rant time! Envoy of the White Moon you brought this on yourself! Try not to take offence to it!
HR: I FUCKING KNOW LEAVE ME THE HELL ALONE AREADY! I know I have bad fucking grammar and spelling! And it not just you, it's a lot of other people too! All of my stories someone just has to point that out! Well you know what...
1 hour later
HR: Okay. I'm better now. Sorry about that. Envoy of the White Moon my anger was not pointed at you personally. It was just a buildup of many of things that I had to let out. Sorry.
god
I dare Ichigo to have sex with Loly, Menoly, Lilynette, Chizuru, Ying and Yang
Ichigo gets dragged away.
I also dare Ichigo to marry all the girls he has had or is going to have sex with
HR: You guys want to do this together.
All guys: HEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLL! no.
I dare Kenpachi to kick Urahara in the balls 70 times
Kenpachi walks in front of Urahara and kicks him but he shows no reaction. He does it 70 more times and still no reaction. Urahara knocks on his pants and we hear a metallic bang.
Urahara: Always be prepared.
darkmachines
HR before I start just want to wish you a Marry Christmas and a Happy New Year.
Also, If you don't mind I've brought my OC Skullak Tuma. (see him standing and holding his him love Cirucci and staring at everyone ready to kill anyone how would try to do anything to his love.)
HR: Dude, you don't have to threaten people. We know Cirucci is yours.
Anyway lets get started. Gin you now who you should is Starscream, because your bit the same, but your not a coward Gin or have a silver tongue.
Gin: Thank you. And before I go, the arrancar I spied on was starrk and apparently when he's not sleeping he writes poetry.
Ulquiorra question, remember when you and Yammy first made an appearance, people thought Yammy was your fraccion, so if he was what would you do?
Ulquiorra: It wouldn't be much of a difference than now, except I probably would have already killed him for being annoying and stupid.
HR, I need to ask do you like Halo Red vs Blue because if you do make cretin Bleach character do you favorite scene.
HR: Never played it.
Szayel, I need to ask after experimenting on Aizen, did you learn anything new about him, so we can mess with him some more.
Szayel: there isn't much to tell, but if Loly and melody knew about a certain something, they would be disappointed.
Ice: What? About him being gay.
Szayel: No another thing.
Ice: What could. Ah, I get it.
Sode no Shirayuki question, sins Ichigo go his powers from you, should he also be about you wield you and unlock you full powers?
Shirayuki: I don't know. What happened to Ichigo is a rare case. But I don't think that can happen anymore because all of my power returned to Rukia.
Aaroniero even if everyone thing you are weak, you still strong to me and one for my favorite Espada and I so think you should be #7 and not 9.
Aaroniero: Thank you
Also least make a vote, raises your hand if you want Zommari out of the Espada and have Dordoni be an Espada again.
Everyone raises their hand
Rezano: That reminds me, where is that guy.
HR: Oh shit. I forgot. He's still in room watching the kill Aizen tape. Ah screw it.
Also I've brought gifts to my favorite characters. HR for you, I give you your own two personal MangaGuards that are program to do anything you tell them to do.
HR: Thank you, but judging by how this place is, they will probably be broken by the end of the day.
For Ichigo a X-Box 360 with with awesome games like Call of Duty, Halo, and other awesome games.
Ichigo: thank you
For Harribel, here every Jaw movies made and you very own baby great white shark.
Halibel: Thank you. 'hugs the shark' It's so cute.
For his Majesty Lord Baraggan a golden crown.
Baraggan: This proves even more that you should all bow down to me.
HR: 'snaps fingers creating a sigh on top of the crown that says 'dumbass 'on it
For Aizen a bag of cold, you will never get present until your god-complex is gone forever.
Everyone: Impossible.
For Starrk your own personal force field, so no one came every bug you every again.
Starrk: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZ 'already asleep'
You know what we need is a reindeer, so Apacci would you go resurreccion and be the Christmas reindeer for everyone and if you do Ichigo might like you more and Harribel might make you her # one fraccion.
Apache: You think so.
Rezano: Probably won't help you with your new target.
Apache: 'Blushing; What do you mean?
Rezano: Do this instead. 'whispers in her ear'
Apache: He'll like that?
Rezano: Oh yeah.
Apache: Okay. 'Gets changed'
Rezano: Yo HR check this out.
HR: What? 'sees Apache'
Apache was wearing a tight miniskirt Santa suit.
Apache: Do you like.
HR: 'nods'
Apache: Good.
Well that all for now, so have a happy holiday everyone, except for Aizen and kick him out side and let him freeze in the snow.
HR: Happy Holidays to you too. Ichigo help me out.
Ichigo: Okay.
We chuck Aizen out.
Lucas Bane
Hey, what's up, everyone? I've got a couple of dares, nothing too bad. I'll pity Ichigo, with everyone daring him to always have sex and all. You know the saying, 'The spirit is willing, but the flesh is rotting,' so I won't make him have sex. However, I want him in whatever form all the women want the most, yet when they try to pounce him, have him always JUST out of their reach. You can make that happen anyway you want it.
HR: Since Ichigo has to wear what he is wearing now for the rest of the chapter, we'll do this next chapter.
Anyways, the second one would be something I think would be hilarious. Have all of the men, except for you and Reszano do the Time Warp dance from The Rocky Horror Picture Show. I just want to see them make a fool of themselves.
HR: 'walking outside'
Rezano: Where you going?
HR: It's the same deal as when Ulquiorra did the happy happy joy joy dance.
Rezano: Oh. I'm coming with you.
The same happened like that other time.
Thirdly, if it would be alright, I would like my OC character, Malik, to fight Aizen one on one. They soon develop a massive hate for each other in the story and I think it would do everyone some good to watch Aizen get his ass handed to him on a silver platter. Just so I don't drag this dare on, I'll just explained some of Malik's abilities in a pm.
HR: This part was later changed.^
Hey, HR, I'd like to make a edit to my other post. Fuck my oc fighting Aizen, I'm beyond fucking pissed and I really need to beat someone's fucking face in. It can be whoever. Aizen. Nnoitra. Hey, Kenpachi, you wanna take me up on that fight offer? Like I said, I'm beyond pissed and I'm up for anything. Of course, if this is okay with you, HR. Just give me a fucking zanpakutou and plenty of open space. I'll use my fucking fists if I have to. I promise I'll bring them back alive..more or less, at the end of the chapter.
HR: Hm, Damn you seem really pissed. Alright I let it happen. As for your weapon, Kensei give him your Bankai. Enjoy. 'snaps fingers sending them far away from my place'
We watched Lucas proceeded to beat the living hell out of them. I start to get worried when I see him rip Nnoitra in half.
HR: Holy Crap. I wonder what pissed him off. Even I'm not that brutal.
Rezano & Ice: Bullshit.
HR: Anyway, we need to calm him down. It's a go thing we have this.
Fourthly, can I please, even for just a second, get glomped by Mila-Rose. I'm relatively new to the Bleach series, having only been a fan for a little over two months, but the first episode I watched was when Mila-Rose, Apache, and Sun-Sun were kicking the shit out of Rangiku. I instantly fell in love with Mila cuz I'm a sucker for tall, dark-skinned, green-eyed women. They're my kryptonite.
HR: Mila-Rose, go over there and calm him down.
Mila-Rose: Okay
Mila-Rose runs to Lucas just as he is about to crush Aizen. She jumps and hugs him into her breast. He immediately stops. After a minute I teleport them back and sit Lucas down in a chair with Mila-Rose sitting on his lap still hugging him.
HR: You okay now.
He nods.
Now some questions, I guess. HR, how did you get so lucky with Hanieko and Chimpette? What's your secret? I would have asked Ichigo his secret, but you've kinda made them obvious throughout this chapter.
HR: Ok. To be honest I have no idea. Haineko just calls me up from out of the blue wanting to be here, we talked and then I brought her and Kukaku here for an early birthday present. She later invited Chimpette and you know the rest. I still don't know how she found out in the first place.
Shirayuki: I told her.
HR: When? At the time, you were making out with Ichigo.
Shirayuki: We had a break, so I left and told all the female zanpakuto and Haineko wanted your number.
HR: That explains it.
Well, that was the only question I had. I do got one shout out and that's to my role-model, Kenpachi Zaraki. Man, you're a beast and you're insatiable thirst for battle and your battle prowess is an inspiration that makes me not want, but strive to be the strongest. I kinda know how you feel about nobody ever wanting to fight you. I was once a pretty weak kid in middle school. I had several people always picking on me. Than, finally, I just couldn't stand it anymore. I started lifting weights and sharpening my fighting skills, putting on fifty pounds in just three years. At a 185 lbs, I was as strong as the football team's 300lb linemen, and my reputation throughout school and still in college is pretty much one of absoluteness. Nobody ever wants to work out or fight me, cuz they're always saying I'll kill them. So what if I stabbed a guy behind his ear with my fingers and made him bleed out of his ear and nose, he shouldn't have been so weak and starting shit. Anyways, if you ever want a fight or a drinking buddy, I'm your man.
Kenpachi: Ha. I look forward to it if this guy will let me fight for once.
HR: I told you already, you learn not to destroy my house I'll let you fight.
Hr, keep up the great work on this story.
HR: I will.
Shadow
Ichigo I dare you to fight THE ONE WINGED ANGEL SEPHIROTH in a one on one fight
They fight and it ends.
Zangetsu I dare you to act out the final boss fight and last scenes of megaman zero 4
He acts out the scene
Maka
O_O... That was pretty cool dude thanks ! :) U rock I have nothing right for ya but Update ASAP! :D
HR: I did.
Mononoke: Thanks HR! She's been dying to fight someone! I guess you took all her Frustration out because of Finals she had to do! Thank you again and UPDATE!
HR: Eh It's fine
Yeah thanks...please update
~Maka & Mononoke
HR: Alright that's all
Miya: But we didn't do much of anything.
HR: I know. I would have thought they would have dared you guy a lot of stuff. Well I got to make some announcement so I'll repeat what I said last chapter.
PLEASE READ THIS
Ok
1. Remember you can also dare sekirei and ashikabi for the next two chapters.
2. Next chapter is the last time we will have Blade here.
3. If people want me to put more detail in the responses, then make the dares less complicated.
Blade: I still say you're lazy.
HR: Okay your half right, but some of the stuff is a little complicated.
Anyway That's all for now.
