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So here's the boardwalk. LOL. And *cue dramatic music* here's the moment you've all been waiting for! There may be smut. SMUT WARNING. :D Need I say more? Oh, yeah, there is one thing: I forgot to get rid of Mikey! $#*&! Oh well. I've got a solution to that. No biggie. And also, I think this got a bit OOC due to my ecstaticness. LOL. Sorry if it's weird.

Enjoy :/ :) :O :D

CHAPTER 11: Boardwalk Love

House and Cuddy first hauled it over to Jenkinson's, in Point Pleasant. It mostly had kiddie rides, but the rest was fun.

"So, what are we doing first?" Cuddy asked as House fumbled around with the PayStation.

"Rides! How does this damn thing work?" he started jabbing all of the buttons.

"Move over!" she shoved him and managed to get the thing working. It spat out a ticket to put on the windshield.

"Okay, we've got until...6:30 before we go to the other one." she slapped it onto the car.

"Rides!" House pointed. Cuddy cringed. She wasn't really a ride person.

They made their way across the street and through another parking lot to the ride park. House spotted the Gravitron.

"I'm going on that!" he limped towards it.

"Hell no! I'm not a ride person. Especially ones that spin. And you need to get tickets." she pointed out.

"Fine. But I'm taking you on the coaster."

She flipped around and looked at it. God help her. It wasn't that bad of one, but...she hadn't been on a coaster.

Cuddy bought a pack of tickets and gave some to House so he could go on the Gravitron. She held his cane and just made a terrified face as the thing just kept spinning at light speed. It finally slowed up and eventually House emerged, with a huge grin.

"God that was fun! Coaster! And I'm dragging you on, regardless of how much you protest." he yanked her towards it. He really was like a kid.

They waited in line for a bit before a cart was empty. But, there was a catch: you had to lay between the other person's legs. It didn't have like seats, you just sat in a box like cart. They looked at each other.

"Am I gonna hurt your leg if I sit on you?" she asked.

"The hot tub worked wonders. It should be fine. Just...don't sit directly on it." he rubbed it before leaving his cane against the cubby holes for loose stuff.

He slowly lowered himself inside the cart and Cuddy got in and snuggled in between his legs. She was trying not to feel his...bulge pressing into her back. But that's easier said than done. She lay against his chest and he hugged her from behind.

She whimpered. "I can't believe you dragged me into this."

"Come on Cuddy! This is ridiculously a lame coaster. The ones in Six Flags...those are awesome." they chatted as the carts in front of them one by one slowly ascended up the incline.

They finally got up front and the thing shot them up the incline to get it going before they slowly made it up. Cuddy yelped. But hey, there was a nice view from up there.

It finally made it to the top and she gulped.

"Here we go!" House yelled. The cart sped down the drop and Cuddy screamed while House cheered, laughing. It wound around in fast circles and there was another drop. Cuddy screamed the entire time. House gently caressed her belly.

"You're fine, Cuddy! Open your eyes!"

She opened them for a split second and they whirled around a bend and she screamed. House laughed.

They flew around one particular bend that a camera snapped a picture of. House stuck out his tongue.

The ride finally finished and Cuddy opened her eyes.

"Holy crap on a stick!" she panted. House rested his hand on her thigh and she flinched. He loved how he could do that to her.

They got off and to Cuddy's horror there were pictures. They walked over and once they saw it, they bursted out laughing.

Cuddy's eyes were squeezed shut and her mouth was wide open. House had his tongue out in a scrunched up face.

"I'm totally buying this." House got a copy of the picture.

"Oh God!" she put her hands over her face.

"Alright. That's all I'm doing at this place." he stated and they wandered into an arcade. They tried a few crane games for some soccer jerseys and silly bands, but nothing yielded from it.

"Let's walk up to the arcade down there." Cuddy pointed. They wandered down, taking in the sights of the beach and Martell's Tiki Bar. Cuddy spotted a candy wheel at the end and lunged towards it. House followed.

She was in awe at all the huge boxes of candy. She threw down a quarter on the blue 2 and a white pop. House did the same so if they won, there'd be a box of candy for each of them.

The girl working the wheel gave out some change to people and got everyone settled before flipping the switch for someone to press the button. The wheel whirred around and around and slowed up...and just barely landed on the blue 2. Cuddy screamed and House smiled.

"Sweet Tarts!" Cuddy pointed at the box and the girl handed it to her. She waited for House's choice.

"Blow Pops." he smirked. The girl gave him a box of watermelon flavored ones.

"Winners!" she yelled.

The two walked away and headed back to the car to head down to Seaside. There was nothing else here.

"I can't believe we won candy." Cuddy said happily.

"Yeah!" House said. "I won't have to steal them from the nurse's station!"

"Yay!" Cuddy cheered.

They got into her car and made their way to Seaside.

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The doctor duo finally made it all the way to Seaside Heights. They parked, threw a whole bunch of quarters into the meter, and walked up the worn, splintered, gum covered ramp onto the boardwalk. The smell of sausage and peppers filled their nostrils.

"Dude!" they said at the same time and bolted toward the Midway Steak place to get some chow. They both got the specialty...peppers and onions..sausage and peppers...same stuff.

"This is delicious." Cuddy mumbled through chewing.

"Hell yeah!" House stuffed a huge forkfull into his mouth. They went over to an empty bench and ate with a sunset view.

They sat there for a few minutes after they were finished to digest for a moment. Cuddy dug her camera out of her purse and snapped a few pictures.

"Take one of me!" House posed. She giggled and took pictures. He stood up and unbuttoned his shirt all the way and the breeze ruffled his hair. She definitely got a picture of that. It was very sexy. So sexy, single women walking by had to stop for a second and oogle. He winked and they all scurried off.

"Hey, you wanna go on that?" he pointed to the little sky ride above their heads.

"Yeah!"

They got some tickets and squeezed next to each other on the bench. The thing moved slowly down the boardwalk. House found Cuddy's hand and held it under his. She leaned against his shoulder and sighed. This was it.

They sat like that until the thing turned around and headed back up to where they got on. Cuddy shifted. Her arm was falling asleep from laying on it.

"What?" House asked.

"My arm is being crushed. It fell asleep."

"Better dislodge it. Wouldn't want the Dean getting crush syndrome." he teased.

She freed it from between her torso and House's and slid against him. She stared at him and he smiled at her. She smiled back. He gently leaned down and went in for a kiss. She kissed back and it must've gotten a little too intense because someone down below shouted.

"Get a room! There's kids here, you know!"

The two reluctantly pulled away. The ride was just about done. When the chair pulled into the station, they hopped off.

"You wanna get out of here?" she asked.

"I want to walk down the other end, by Coin Castle." he said.

"Okay."

House found her hand and they walked down the boardwalk together. They fit in with a lot of couples walking up and down holding hands. Cuddy suddenly stopped and was in awe over a humongous monkey at one of the games.

"Oh my God! It's soooo cute!" she walked over to it. It was at one of those games where you had to throw 3 balls into a bucket.

House slapped down a few bills and began tossing. The first two shots bounced out, but the third stayed in. He got more balls and tried again. This time, he got them all in. Cuddy screeched with happiness and the guy said they could pick whatever prize they wanted. She pointed at the monkey and the guy got it down and she hugged it to death.

They walked away and she put it down for a sec and leaned up to kiss House again.

"You are amazing." she pulled away and giggled before delving back in. They once again pulled away reluctantly as people gave them heated glares.

They walked by the entrance to the ride park on that end and he dragged her inside. They went to the other side and he pointed at Stillwalk Manor.

"We are going on that." he stated.

"What is it?" she asked.

"I'm not too sure. I think it's a haunted house and the little cart takes you around."

"A haunted scary house? No way!" she interjected.

"Come on! I've never been on it either. I'll be with you the whole time."

Cuddy reluctantly gave in. They walked into the entrance and handed the girl the tickets.

"Um, where can I put this?" Cuddy asked, referring to the monkey.

The girl giggled. "Just leave it here on the chair. I'll make sure nobody takes it, hon."

"Thank you." She and house got into the little cart. It slowly entered the manor. It got dark. Pitch black.

"Uh oh." she got closer to House.

Scary music played in the background. Before they knew it, they saw skeletons and dead stuff. A zombie popped out at them. Cuddy screamed and burrowed into his chest. He just cracked up.

When she finally looked again, there were dead guys sitting at chairs and coming out of coffins. Another thing popped out at them and she screamed again.

"How are you doing this?" she mumbled into his chest. "Staying so calm?"

"I've got a smokin' hot woman in my lap. What's there to be scared of?"

That remark earned him a punch. She sat up.

More things just popped out along the way and she dug into his chest each time. Finally, the cart came out the little balcony on the second floor out into the rest of the world. She let go and sighed for a moment before they went back in. The same deal happened till the end of the ride.

Cuddy happily jumped out, snatched the monkey, and got away from there.

"I am never doing that again." she told House.

"Scaredy cat." he commented.

"So...you want to get out of here?" she asked again.

"Yeah...but I want to go stand out and look at the ocean again, like when we were eating."

"So do I." they came out and wandered until they found an empty bench. Cuddy put the monkey on the bench, but before she could sit, House grabbed her from behind and hugged her. She yelped.

"What are you-"

"Cuddy, shut up and enjoy it."

He gingerly lowered his head and rested it on the top of hers. They stood there contently. He eventually lowered his head and began to kiss and lick at her neck. She let out soft moans as she felt her body heat up. She finally couldn't take his torture anymore and flipped around and pressed her lips to his. They made a hot, delicious scene before they both realized they were in public.

"Let's get out of here." she said seductively.

"I second the motion." he pecked her on the lips.

On the way back to the car, they passed by a bar and a DJ there for the night was announcing something:

"Hey guys! All you couples out there, come on in and share a dance with your sweetheart!"

House looked at Cuddy. "Come on!"

They went in and once the DJ was satisfied there were enough people, he put on Elvis's "Cant Help Falling in Love With You."

He pulled Cuddy into his arms and she giggled as they rocked back and forth. It was then all quiet as they got lost in the song. She looked up into his icy blue eyes and smiled sweetly. He smiled back, a smile nobody has ever seen him smile before. They went in for another delicious kiss. Apparently, the DJ picked them out of the crowd.

"Oh yeah! That's what I mean! The couple over there with the huge monkey!" he clapped his hands. Every person in the bar was watching the two doctors neck until they broke apart and fist pumped. Everyone cheered. The song ended, and the two bowed and left to to head back. House was trying to battle a hard on since the first kiss on the sky ride, which he managed to do. Cuddy was just trying to not jump him in the middle of a crowd of people.

What the hell? Are Cuddy and I a couple now? We completely hung all over each other like a bunch of teenagers! On second thought, that's good. God I can't wait until I can ravage that woman. I can barely keep it in my pants as it is...ugh. I love her.

Cuddy picked up that House was in thought over something, so she decided it was best to let him be, and her own thoughts clouded over her mind.

Am I really about to have sex with Gregory House? I shouldn't really be doing this! He's my goddamn employee! But, he's soo frickin' sexy. And...I think I love him. I can't let him go with another woman. That would be too painful. And besides, any other woman wouldn't bare to be with him, except me. We can only put up with each other. I love him...

They hung all over each other (and the monkey that was between them) all the way to the car. Cuddy stuffed the thing into the back seat of the car. When she came back out to get in the driver's door, House pinned her against the car and dug into that sweet mouth of hers. She let out a moan as he moved down and sucked gently at her neck.

"House, I have to drive." she shoved him off with a smirk.

"One more kiss?" he pouted.

"Fine." He pressed her against the car again. This time, House stopped fighting and she could feel the bulge against her. She moaned and pushed him off and got in before he took her against the car. He reluctantly let her and got in the other side.

The whole way back he kept snaking his hand into her lap and she had to keep swatting him so she wouldn't kill the two of them. Sex and driving do not mix. But, she had her fair share of getting him back. She glanced over during a red light and saw the huge tent in his pants and had to restrain herself from jumping on it. He purposely tried to adjust it, which made her more turned on.

Finally, after that torture, they made it back to the bungalow. Cuddy managed to grab the monkey before House could get his hands on her and he had to wait to get inside for her to drop it. Once it was out of the way, he attacked her. They got entangled in a firery kiss and landed somewhere on the couch. She swiped his shirt off and gasped as he rubbed his stubble into her neck. He pulled at her shirt until the offending article was cast carelessly off into the room.

He settled between her legs and began to shamelessly grind his covered erection against her. He could feel the heat eminating from her. She let out a loud moan and bucked up at him. He suddenly got off of her. She almost screamed at the lack of contact.

"There is no way in hell I am sexing you up on this piece of crap. Bed." He yanked her into a kiss. They bashed into things until they fell onto the bed. Cuddy flipped him so she was on top and raked her nails down his chest. He grunted and bucked up at her, causing her face to twist in pleasure. She rid him of his pants and sat completely mesmorized at his gorgeous, hard dick. She hungrily took it in her mouth and he moaned and tried to force it further in. He awkwardly managed to get the rest of her clothes off and slipped a finger into her core. She screamed and pulled back hard, nearly causing him to lose it.

House flipped them and began to give some attention to her perfect breasts. He licked and sucked at each nipple one at a time, and it had her writhing wildly. He finally stopped, but went down between her legs and if it was physically possible, got harder at the sight of how wet she was. He dug in and lapped it all up. She bucked and moaned and screamed and made virtually every noise one would associate with sex. He sucked on her clit hard and she cried out.

"Oh my God! Right there!" she bucked harder. He pulled away and teasingly poked his tongue into her on the way out. She moaned loud enough that the people back home could have heard it.

"I need you right now!" she pulled him down hard. As if right on cue, Cuddy's phone belted out some 80's tune and she groaned.

"Don't you-" House tried to get her to ignore it, but she answered anyway.

"Hello?" she said, trying to sound like she wasn't having sex with the world's sexiest doctor right at that moment.

"It's Wilson. Where's House? He hasn't been picking up his phone?"

"We've been busy." she grunted. House smirked and brought his hardened self between her legs and began to tease her with it. She let out a muffled murmur.

"With what?" he asked. House slid the tip in and she made a fist and smacked it into the mattress, finally letting out a moan.

"The patient." she rattled out.

"Are you okay, Lisa? You sound like you're dying."

"I'm fine Wilson. I'm trying to do someone-I mean, something right now." House stopped it with his dick and went oral on her again. She bit her lip to keep from making a noise.

She could see his eyebrows raise through the phone. "Where exactly is House?" Wilson prodded.

House came up and kissed Cuddy. She kissed him back hard and bucked up at him.

"He's eating. You know how he gets when you disturb his eating." House tried not to laugh. She smacked him.

"I don't care! Let me talk." Cuddy whimpered out of his earshot and passed the phone to House.

"It's Wilson, tell him if he doesn't hang up right now his ass is fired." she craned her neck and kissed him.

"This better be important." he said through the kiss.

"Where the hell have you been? I've been calling you!" he shouted.

"Busy!" Cuddy started playing with his dick. He grunted.

"With who?" he asked.

"You owe me a hundred bucks." he moaned and hung up the phone.

"Fuck me!" Cuddy screamed. House plunged into her and she moaned and screamed in pleasure as he thrusted hard. She felt the stars building and he finally hit a spot that had her screaming in bliss. He emptied himself inside her and they both came off the high sweaty and panting.

"Good God you're good." she chuckled.

"There's more where that came from." he kissed her and they went another few rounds.

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"I owe him a hundred bucks?" Wilson sat there befuddled until it hit him. They had a bet on whether Cuddy would answer the phone in the middle of being impaled. Wilson lost the bet. Which only meant one thing...Huddy sex.

There's your smut! HEHEH. Okay. I've written too much in the past few days...I'm taking a break for a little bit so I can go to bed at a reasonable time lol. But, the mechanics of betting confuse me, so I didn't put House bet Wilson that she would answer because I have no idea who would pay who if she didn't. LOL. Ok. I'm happy everyone likes it! I think I'm gonna have House go fishing or something so he and Cuddy are separated all day so there is sexual torture lol. That'll be nice and smutty and self pleasuring...lol. Oh and about all the Michael Jackson references...I have a new found obsession with him. I love those crotch grabs. Yummy.

LOL here's a MJ/Chuck Norris together! IDK if it makes sense, but whatev.

Chuck Norris is the reason Michael Jackson protects his crotch. LOL. Okay. I think I got high off that run I went on.

HIT DA BUTTON! RAWRS!