A/N: So I just realized something. For the past couple weeks I've been starting to branch out with Harry Potter and going to new pairings and the like. I had to read about five of my faved SSHG stories to get back in the mood for this. I have a feeling I'm going to be wrapping this up soon.


As Hermione walked away from her professor, she again touched her lips. She didn't realize that someone was watching her until Ginny bounded over with a smirk on her face.

"Soooo! Did you two kiss again?" Ginny asked bravely.

"Yes, why do you want to know?" Hermione asked warily.

"Well, are you two together yet?" Ginny asked with a mischievous smile on her face.

"No! We're not together!" Hermione responded.

"Ah, too bad. Well, I think you'll find this funny anyways. You've got to follow me." Ginny said as she grabbed Hermione's hand. Ginny dragged her to the common room and pointed to a corner. Hermione saw a bunch of rags moving.

"What is it you want me to see? There's just a bunch of rags." Hermione said in annoyance.

"Look harder!" Ginny ordered. Hermione looked harder and saw that Ron was kissing Lavender Brown. Well, it wasn't so much kissing and sucking on each others faces, but apparently Ron can't be picky.

"Thank goodness! Now he might leave me alone!" Hermione said in relief.

"I doubt that. I think this is for revenge purposes." Ginny said.

"I'm going to go on a walk around the lake, I'll be back later." Hermione said as she moved to leave.

"I wanted to tell you something else. Harry and I started dating." Ginny said as the room got one of those awkward silences that happens every now and then.

"You're what!?" Ron yelled as he broke away from Lavender.

"I'm dating Harry!" Ginny yelled back. Harry choose this exact time to walk into the common room. As he entered, he received a few wolf whistles.

"First, you side with Hermione! Then, you put up that poster! Now you're dating my sister!? You're no friend of mine!" Ron yelled as he started to walk towards Harry with his wand out.

"That's good. I can now spend more time with my new best friend." Harry said casually.

"You already replaced me?" Ron asked shocked.

"Well, I thought you were being serious earlier." Harry answered.

"Who is he?" Ron demanded.

"Draco." Harry answered to gasps. Ron wasted no time and shot five curses towards Harry. All of them missed, thanks to Professor McGonagall walking in and pushing Harry to the side as she did so. All five curses hit her in the chest and she fell backwards out of the portrait hole.

"What do we do? What do we do?" screamed a first year.

"Shut up! We get a professor!" Hermione ordered in her Prefect voice.

"Who?" the first year asked again.

"I'll go get someone. Harry, watch her. Ginny, watch Ron." Hermione ordered as she ran full tilt towards Severus' quarters.

"Miss Granger!" she heard his silky voice sound from in front of her.

"Oh, thank goodness I found you! Professor McGonagall has been hit by some curses. She's in front of the Gryffindor common room." Hermione explained through gasps as she tried to regain her breath.

"Who did it?" Severus asked as he started jogging.

"Ron, he meant to hit Harry, but then Professor McGonagall came in and they hit her." Hermione explained as she tried to keep up with his stride. They arrived soon and found Ginny standing over an unconscious Ron with a murderous glare on her face.

"Miss Weasley, what happened?" Snape questioned.

"He started on his brotherly rant and I knocked him out." Ginny explained.

"How?" Snape asked as he looked over McGonagall.

"With my fist." Ginny answered with a smirk.

"I need to get her to the Infirmary. Miss Weasley, you will take your brother to Infirmary with me. Potter, Miss Granger, you will also come. The rest of you may go back to what you were doing." Snape ordered as he levitated Minerva's body and ignored Ginny's answer.

They all arrived in the Infirmary to find Madam Pompfrey taking care of a third year Ravenclaw.

"Poppy! We need you to look her over; Weasley hit her with a series of unknown curses meant for Potter. We can't ask him thanks to Miss Weasley knocking him out." Severus explained.

"That poor boy really needs to stop aggravating people, he's already come here unconscious more times than I would like this year. Set him up in the bed next to Miss Crowley and bring Minerva over here." Poppy ordered.

"Potter, Miss Granger, Miss Weasley, come with me." Severus ordered as he headed towards his office.


A/N2: I know this has changed from something light-hearted to something a little more serious, but it can't be helped. Sorry. Please review, I love them.