I finished my ancient history assignment draft which means i have time to update early... XD

Gaaraslvr77 thanks for the review... lol Yer i kinda feel bad for Zuko, Sasuke is one scary mofo. but don't worry Kairi is a little more rebelious even though sasuke and sakura are unaware of that lil fact lol...

Your so lucky Innocent Blusher, I wish i was on holidays... Mine start in 2 weeks then its my birthday heheh so i really cant wait... and yes there is big stuff in this chappie and i 100% guarantee that... It may be summer for you but its winter for me... i hate the cold but oh well shit happens... thanks for another amazing review as usual, helps keep y spirits up high... especially when all this studyin is bringin me down lol.. :D

Ikuto'slover1112 Im heaps soz for the shorter chapter but that was all i could quickly write but dont worry this one will be longer... :D haha yer i love angel and sasu as a pairing but i lyk making it difficult for them to get together its heaps more entertaining lol... and u are seeing the chapter very soon as in ryte now lol...

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"Alright now that it's a two person mission, here is the scroll and all the details. Have fun but if I so much as hear a word of innappropriate behaviour with my daughter then know, Gaara won't even be able to save you is that understood?" Sasuke stood up abruptly and narrowed his eyes at Zuko.

"YES SIR." Zuko shouted and saluted the Hokage and basically ran out of the room closely followed by a nervous Kairi.

"Well you got rid of them, we're all alone. I believe we were doing something before they came." Sakura smiled suggestively and traced his abs with her finger as she pulled his shirt off.

"Hn (Keep talking because I like where this is going)." He smirked as he slammed his wife against the door with his extreme speed, she only giggled and roughly grabbed his hair.

"So you want it rough this time?" She growled as he began to attack her kneck with his heated kisses.

"Fuck yeah." He moaned.

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Naughty Kairi and an Uchiha and Uzumaki come face to face.

"So how long do you think it'll take for Sasu to catch up with Raiya?" Asked Zuko in amusement.

"Not long if I know my brother, I almost feel sorry for Raiya." She said as she fiddled with the scroll in her hands.

"Ok I really wanna see this, so lets finish this mission as fast as possible." he mused whilst she glared.

"Typical all you guys want to do is watch other guys fight." She nudged his arm playfully.

"Hey I appreciate girl fights to I'm not sexist at all." He smiled and gave her a kiss on the cheek.

"You know I was thinking that on the way back we could stop at a motel for a bit of rest." She smiled with a devilish look in her eyes.

"Umm yeah but your Dad said and I really don't want to die." He shivered at the though of Sasuke ripping through him with his famous chidori.

"Oh don't be such a baby Zuko, we'll just fool around not like we'll have sex. Well not yet anyways." She smiled seductively at him and grabbed his hand.

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Raiya had just returned from the forest and was highly confident that Sasu was probably on a mission or avoiding all contact from people, it was roughly 5o'clock and the sun was finally starting to fall from the sky. He was slowly walking to the middle of Konoha where his favourite ramen stand was situated, however he had a feeling that he was being watched.

It was Renees job to keep watch over the interests of the subjects which was of course anything to do with the Hokages children and it was plainly obvious from where she was sitting that shit was about to go down. Raiya was heading for the stand and so was Sasu, Angel was nearby and was currently looking nervous.

"Of course stupid Raiya, why would you stick to your schedule. You always go for ramen, Sasu knows this and so does Angel." Renee sighed she knew that this was not the correct place for this confrontation.

She quickly began making hand seals.

"Mind Connection Jutsu." She whispered and then immediately she could hear a male voice.

"Hmmm I wonder what Ramen I should have today?" He thought.

"Raiya snap out of it, you need to go in another direction right now." her thoughts transferred to his mind.

"Hey Renee I can hear you but I can't see you, where are you?" He called out as he stopped in his tracks.

"Im contacting you through a justu, I'm transferring my thoughts to you." she replied as giggled at his stupidity.

"That is so cool, so it's like we're talking on the phone or something right. He smiled and rubbed the back of his head.

"This is a permenant justu and I regret having to use it but it was my only option. I will have to forcefully block your thoughts from now on if you are in a 500 metre radius of myself. Sasu is up ahead you need to turn around." she replied as best she could.

It was that moment that Renee looked back at the town properly and cursed her self mentally it was to late.

"What'd you mean to late?" He thought then was suddenly hit in the face with extreme force that sent him flying into a building.

"Get the fuck up Uzumaki." Sasu snarled and watched the boy stagger to his feet.

"What the fuck Sasu, I was busy talking to someone." He spoke harshly, Sasu just looked around but couldn't see anyone in the street for him to be talking to.

"You're fucking delusional, why would she fuck you?" Sasu slowly walked to wards him with a deadly glare.

"Because I'm not a cld heartless bastard, at least I respect her as a friend. Which is all we are by the way, friends." Raiya approached the furious Uchiha steadily.

"Sasu wait up... Oh Raiya.." Angel ran around the corner and stared at the scene in front of her.

Both looked about ready to fight, there was a huge hole in the wall of a nearby building. Sasu just glared at her and shrugged her off.

"And that's why she didn't go to you." Raiya chuckled

Renee could clearly see Sasu performing hand seals. She needed to act fast, Konoha was not meant to be destroyed by two hormonal teenagers but by Juunichi. It was time for her to perform her brand new jutsu.

"I've never done this on more than two people or anyone trying to perfrom another justu. Fuck it. Mind and body transportation jutsu x4" In an instant she along with the three other people that she was thinking of were transported to an area outside of Konoha.

The area was stunning, one of Konoha's hidden beauties. Of course there was 4 unconscious bodies lying in the thick grass near the waters edge, a loud thundering noise could be heard in the background. That loud noise of the crystal waterfall was enough to wake Sasu up.

"Ugh what the fuck?" he spoke in a feminine voice, wait a minute a feminine voice.

He shot up and sat up, he felt un comfortable and extremely breezy. Looking down towards his lap he saw something extremely unsuspecting, long creamy legs and a piece of familiar material that barely covered the lower section of his groin. Shifting his hands to his head he felt soft long hair, he quickly pulled it over his shoulders and saw beautiful white, light blue silky hair.

'Oh god you have got to be kidding me.' He thought as he leaned over the waters edge and saw the reflection of the blue eyed beauty that captures his dreams looking back at him.

"DUDE I GOT TITS!" He new that voice, it was that new girl that came with Zuko from Suna.

He looked over at the girl and saw that she was playing with her shirt and feeling her own breasts.

"Stop touching yourself like that." Sasu spoke which clearly got the other girls attention.

"Hey Angel it's me Raiya, look I got tits and I look Hot as." Raiya smiled brightly from the other females body.

"It's me Sasu you Dobe, something happened before I could kill you." He grumbled and hoped up, he could clearly see his own body and Raiyas lying on the ground.

Both were starting to come awake which was not going to help the situation.

"Oi Teme you got Angels body, your gunna peek aren't you perve. Trust me it looks good." He laughed as Sasu snarled and looked back to see himself staring right back at him.

"ARGH!" She squealed in a manly voice.

"Hahaha now I know what you sound like when you scream Teme." Raiya laughed and held his stomach.

"Angel calm down, we've all tempoaraily switched bodies. Raiya's in the blue haired girls body and I am in yours as you are in mine. Do you know wht happened before in Konoha?" He asked as he pulled his own body off the ground.

"N-no. Omg what if I'm stuck in your body forever, omg you'd better not look at me, well I mean my body in any perverted way Sasu Uchiha. Raiya stop touching that poor girls ass." Angel looked over to Raiya who was feeling his own ass up well it was techniqually Renee's.

"Fuck, what happened?" Came Raiya's voice from the ground, Renee was finally waking up.

"No clue, hey by the way you have got a great body but do you ever eat cause I am soo hungry." Whinned Raiya.

"Ok the justu fucked up, it was a trial run that didn't work out very well. I needed to move you guys away from Konoha but I've never done it for more than 2 people. I'm so sorry, I'll fix this when I get all my chakra back ok, omg Raiya stop touching me well I mean you." She steadily stood up then stared at her former body as it was being man handled.

"So we've gotta spend the night in eachothers body, that is so cool. I can't wait to get home and have a shower." Laughed Raiya who was slightly blushing at the thought.

"Ok here's what's going to happen, you two live in the same house anyways just pretend to be one another. Shouldn't be to hard for best friends." Renee explained.

"Ex-best friends." Sasu added at the end of her sentence which earned him a death glare from his very own face.

"Well anyways, Raiya I will pretend to be you and you will be some girl that I have invited over ok. I do not trust you with my body. Now be a good girl and tell me where I live for the night." She smiled.

Raiya looked at himself smiling, he hadn't really known how contagious his own smiles were before now he instantly smiled back.

"Oh hurry up you two lets get back." Angel exclaimed.

"Hey your starting to sound like the Teme already, fast learner." Raiya laughed as they all began walking back towards Konoha.

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"Do you think we missed much? I mean we're only going to get back late so we've probably just missed the biggest confrontation of our life times." Zuko complained as they reached the door of the motel.

"Stop complaining, we'll find out the goss tomorrow anyways. Now get inside and give me a massage, that mission was killer on my lower back." Kairi jumped on the bed and pulled her shirt off, revealing her purple lace push up brah.

"I can think of better things than a massage to make you relax." Zuko purred seductively into her ear as he leaned onto the bed nipped her earlobe.

"You mean you want to get familiar adam and eve style." Kairi laughed as she began unbuttoning his pants.

"Oh yeah." He grinned evilly as he snapped then undid the back of her bra.

knock knock

"House keeping." The lady called from the otherside of the door.

"Hehehe I ordered some whip cream and cherries wanna go collect." She rubbed his hardening cock suggestively.

"Be right back babe." He quickly kissed her and went to the door.

The women stared at him strangely then noticed his unbuttoned pants, hardened cock pressing against his boxer. She quickly gave him the food then ran as fast as she could.

"That was one strange lady." Zuko chuckled as he plopped a cherry into his mouth.

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A black raven flew into the office of one Sasuke Uchiha, it had a letter attached to it. He thanked the bird and took the letter. Opening it slowly he read the contents, his eyes narrowed as he clenched his fists.

"I'm going to kill that boy, and lock that girl away." He growled as he tucked the letter into his shirt, he was heading straight for Sakura.

He was ging to plan the perfect revenge for his smartass daughter and her horny boyfriend.

"He will pay."

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