Desert Love
Cat-chan: Today's feature guests are….. Orochimaru and Zoro.
Zoro: …..What am I doing here?
Orochimaru: I'm here to tell them of my brilliant plan to DESTROY Konoha…kukukuku
Cat-chan Zoro: Creepy snake.
Orochimaru: Then, I'll capture Sasuke and take his body!
Zoro:….. Is he … alright in the head? Did he ate a Devil fruit that made him this way?
Cat-chan: We're getting off topic, and no, he's not okay in the head. He's mentally retarded and didn't ate a devil fruit. He's born this way.
Orochimaru: I'll kill YOU!
Zoro: ( gets out his swords) Shut up
Cat-chan: You guys are supposed to do the Disclaimer, not kill each other!
Orochimaru: Shut up.
Cat-chan Zoro: (sighs) dragonwolfcat doesn't own Naruto or Pokemon, only her ocs.
Orochimaru: How dare you ignore-
Cat-chan: On with the story.
Chapter 11- Mission Time!
"A mission," Akane said to her fellow students. "What mission?" Narumi asked. "This is a mission to research and gather intel on a certain team that you know," Akane hesitated and looked around. "Eagle and Cat dubbed them a codename called the Tanuki Four, if you know what I mean that is."
Midori lowered her eyes. "This'll be hard with them on guard…."
Narumi leaned on the wall next to her. "I think we should go to the library to get some info. Hikari would probably add dome of her own intel on them too."
Akane nodded, "Well, before that, get some training done here, I sense them coming." Midori dropped to the floor and began doing push-ups. Narumi, on the other hand decided to practice a form of dance called ballet. "I meant training, not dancing," Akane said exasperated. "I'm training alright, I'm going to incorporate this into my fighting styles," Narumi explained. She then jumped and twirled to the door, just as the Suna Siblings and their sensei just walked in (dubbed the "Tanuki Four"). "Eeeep!" Narumi squeaked as she crashed into Gaara. They both fell to the ground, Narumi on top of Gaara. And, unfortunately for Narumi and Gaara, their lips met. There was dead silence. Narumi's face was shocked and flushed a very bright red. Gaara's face was shocked. Narumi shot high in the air and began running in circles. "OMG, MY FIRST KISS, OMG," Narumi screeched. Midori sighed then hit her on the back of her head. She dropped to the ground unconscious. Gaara was picking himself off the floor, still dazed from the kiss. "Summoning Jutsu!" Akane said after summoning a huge orange tiger. "Ah, Akane, how's it going? Why's there a Suna team, an unconscious girl, and a cool green-haired gaki here," said the tiger. Midori lowered her eyes at being called a gaki. "Jurou, good to see you as well, please carry my unconscious niece to the library and guard her. I'll deal…. with what happened here….." Akane ordered Jurou. "Fine," Jurou grunted as he carried Narumi away.
Baki cleared his throat. "That…..was …..an interesting….display of –"
"Oh, I remember you, aren't you that idiot back in the Chuunin exams at Kirigakure? The one that uses Wind style techniques to cut down his opponents?" interrupted Akane. "I think I remember that I beat you up for a certain incident that you did." Baki paled. "You can't be the Water Reflector, are you?" Baki asked. "Ah, I remember now, you're the one that gave me that name," Akane grinned. "I still didn't finish that beating I gave you…." Baki looked really scared. "Yes…..please don't put me on your hit list…." He turned and ran away, leaving the rest of the Sand Siblings there to stare after him. "Baka Baka Baki, don't be a chicken!" She clucked at him.
"You know Baki-sensei?" Temari asked, astonished. "Baka Baka Baki, eh? How did he earned that name?" Midori asked, curiously. "Well, in that Chuunin Exams, let's just say he dripped his own blood on one of my scrolls which unleashed a battalion of live chickens on him. Let me say this, the chickens weren't very happy to see a kunai pointed right at them. His name just sounds so similar to the clucking of the chickens. I blew water bubbles at him which reflects the chickens. He was so terrified. That was how he earned that nickname and how I earned my alias." Akane giggled. "Even now, it's still funny. Well anyway, you Suna nin, why don't you keep Midori and Narumi company? I'm off to do business…. Tata for now," Akane winked and disappeared in a burst of bubbles.
Midori blinked, clearly showing her annoyance at being abandoned. She turned to the Suna nin.
Midori's POV
Let's see… What to do now… Gather intel…. I opened my mouth to speak when I was interrupted. "Huh, I bet you're like the rest of the Leaf Genin, weak, along with your team," Kankuro sneered. "Hmph, where's your weak link, that hazelnut haired one?" I twitched at that. How dare he!? "Fuuka is neither our weak link nor your concern," I replied. I glanced out the window… 30 more minutes for Fuuka to finish the test. "You sound pretty confident about that," Temari glared. "You don't really know that much about us nor us about you," I sighed. "Your village must be losing its touch to be only sending ten teams with half of them not being able to pass the first part of the exam."
Temari bristled while Kankuro growled. Gaara lowered his eyes. "You shouldn't be saying anything… After all, we're going to dominate the Finals and-," Kankuro was interrupted when Temari kicked him. "Yet us Leaf ninja have all the Rookie Nine here, you three don't look like rookies for sure," I retorted.
Kankuro opened his mouth before closing. I glanced outside again, 20 more minutes. "Why do you keep looking outside?" Surprisingly, Gaara asked the question. "I'm keeping time, that's all…" I responded curtly. "For what?" Kankuro pried. Gosh, these Sand/Suna nins are annoying. "None of your own business," I said glaring at them. "I haven't seen you mingle that much with your own village that much, I wonder why…" Temari glared back at me. "Simple, I don't know all of them and didn't know for five years. Besides, why so interested?" I asked. Temari bit her lip. "Well, I just want to know a bit of info on our allies," Temari said, a hint of nervousness in her voice.
Ah, I see, so someone is having these three to gather info since there's basically not that much info about me and my team since we left Konoha five years ago. Oh, and allies my ass, these guys are going to betray us! I then sensed another chakra approaching. I look up just in time to see Kiba and Akamaru crashing the window and were about to land on me. "Water Style: Water Whip (Suiton: Suiben)," I said forming the handsigns ( Rat-Dog-ox). The whip wrapped around Kiba's leg (Kiba's holding Akamaru) and threw him away from me to the wall.
"OOOOOWWWWW! WHO THE HELL DID THAT!," Kiba said, rubbing the back of his head. "You brought it upon yourself," I retorted. "Yip!" Akamaru barked. "Akamaru disagrees! It's your fault for standing there when I'm practicing my Gatsuuga ." Kiba protested. "So…It's my fault that YOU DESTROYED a window that's CONNECTED to a BUILDING in which I'm STANDING INSIDE the building LOOKING outside the window." I said with emphasis on certain words… Kiba blushed. "Yeah that's right, you-" "Shut up.. Enough is enough, Admit it. It's particularly your fault as mine as well, for, if I wasn't here, you wouldn't get hurt and if you didn't turn towards the building using your Gatsuuga, the building won't be damaged and this wouldn't happen." I sighed. Can boys be so dumb? Answer: Yes, they can.
Fuuka's POV
Ichirou entered the room where one of my teammates are waiting. I was surprised to see the Sand Siblings and Kiba with Akamaru here. "Um…Midori-san, what's going on?" I asked, not sure how to react to the situation. "Hm?" Midori turned to look at me. "Oh…Some idiot decided to blame me for allowing him to crash in the window and defending myself… Did you pass the test?"
"Humph, the little pipsqueak here passed it fair and square. Heck, she defeated me. Listen, don't tell the other Tiger summons that I got DEFEATED by a runt that's female." Ichirou grunted. I felt a blush creeping on my cheeks when I heard the names "runt" and "pipsqueak". Midori and I, for some reason are taller than Narumi. So, I wasn't that used to being called small or short. "Good for Fuuka. Now shouldn't you call her by her name than by rude nicknames?" Midori said/asked. "Hmph, I am after today… I'm best be going now, lest Akane might need me,' Ichirou said as he disappeared in a burst of smoke, dropping me on the ground. "OW!," I yelped as I hit the ground, still sore and tire from my injuries.
"Wow, Fuuka, you sure did get a rather hard beating…." Midori commented on my injuries. "Huh!? I thought she's the weak-" I cut Kankuro offed by kicking his privates. Midori watched in amusement. "We should get going to the library, Narumi's waiting there….asleep." She turned and walked away. I quickly jump, wincing at the pain, then ran to catch up to her.
Narumi's POV
Man. That was a great dream. Getting my first kiss and all from the Ichibi jinchurriki. No wonder I feel so-…."WHAT! MY FIRST KISS WITH WHO!" I screeched. "Can you please shut up!? My ears hurt," said a voice. I looked around and saw a huge orange tiger with black stripes. "I'm Jurou, I brought you to this library per orders of Uzumaki Akane. It is a pleasure to meet you." Jurou dipped his head in respect. "The pleasure is all mine. I'm Uzumaki Narumi, future top kunoichi." I introduced myself. "I must leave now, your friends are coming…" Jurou disappeared in a puff of smoke.
I turned to a pile of books. They set for us to research, so we don't have to go trampling the place.
I sighed. Better get started and wait for my teammates….
Cat-chan: Sorry for not updating not much. I had to work…. At my a certain place.
Orochimaru: kukukuku I will destroy Konoha! Kukukuku
Zoro: whack job.
Orochimaru: You! Take that back!
Cat-chan: Right now we're busy. So, Please review and challenge: I need a team for the finals from Suna. All OCs Thank you for reading.
