Kilroy: Hello again!
Lute: Hey.
Zero: Zzzz…
Hoobob: Whatever.
Lyn: Hi!
Kilroy: Why is Lyn the only one with any enthusiasm? She gets ten more points.
Hoobob: We're just tired. You've updated so many times that we're out of energy.
Zero: My batteries are dry.
Lute: My brain's fried.
Kilroy: I'll give you a break after this one. (maybe)
Denning: Kilroy does not own Fire Emblem. Kilroy does not own Fire Emblem.
Lute: He is starting to get annoying.
Kilroy: Who cares, start the fic.
Lyn and he group had just left the inn. The narrator was being an ass, HEY! Anyway… they had set off for their next day's adventure.
"Man, I'm BORED!" Mark said. He didn't really have a guy to talk to, since Sain was with Florina. He decided to go talk to Lyn, maybe she would have something interesting to talk about. "Hey Lyn."
"Hi Mark," Lyn said, "What's up?"
"Nothing much," Mark replied. "Do you think that anything interesting will happen today?"
"Knowing the Author, yeah," Lyn said. They just walked along, bracing themselves for their eventual insanity.
Meanwhile…
"Hey, we forgot Kent!" Sain said. "We're going to have to go back and get him."
"All right. We should go tell Lyn. I'll be right back," Florina said.
"Hey, wait for me!" Sain yelled after her. They rode up to Lyn.
"Lyn," Florina shouted to her friend, "We forgot Kent back at the inn!"
"No we didn't," Lyn replied. "He's right over there." She pointed to where Kent, Dorcas, and Wil were talking. Sain rode up.
"Wait, weren't you in a coma?" Sain asked.
"I got better," Kent replied.
"How'd you catch up?" Sain asked.
"A wizard did it," Kent said.
"I cannot wait to meet this wizard!" Lyn shouted, causing all to sweatdrop. Since everyone knew that Kent was back, they kept going. They eventually ran into two children with teal hair. One, the girl was holding back the other, a boy.
"Come on, let me go back in and get it," the boy begged with his companion.
"NO! You do not need that much sugar," the girl replied. Just then a blonde haired stranger came out of the house next door.
"Hello," the stranger said, "what seems to be troubling you?"
"She won't let me go back in and get my Orange soda stash!" Nils said. The stranger went inside and got the Orange soda stash, but the guy who owned the house drank it all.
"So, you want to go get some Orange soda?" Nils asked.
"DO I!" the stranger replied. Just then, another one of those "damn ominous thunder" bolts came down and struck the ground in front of the boy. A boy with messy brown hair, wearing jean shorts, a T-shirt, and sandals appeared where the bolt struck.
"Did I hear Orange soda!" the new stranger asked.
"Yeah, do you want to join us?" the boy asked.
"Is Lute a bitch?" the brown haired stranger asked. They then ran off to the nearest convenience store. The girl sweatdropped. This was not going to be good when they came back. She noticed a group of people riding up to meet them.
"Hello," the girl said, "can you help me?"
"Why of course beauteous one. How may I be of assistance to you?" Sain asked.
'Are you going to let him get away with that!' One of Florina's voices said.
'I told you he couldn't be trusted!' the other said.
'Would you just leave me alone!' Florina thought back. "GET YOUR LECHEROUS ASS AWAY FROM HER! YOU'RE MINE!" Florina shouted at Sain, who was hitting on the new girl.
"Ow! Hey! That does not bend that way! I'm sorry! Please stop!" Sain said, with Florina dragging him away. Everyone just ignored them, valuing their fragile sanity.
"So what did you want our help with? We can probably help! What's your name? Mine's Serra! Who was that boy you were with? Is he your boyfriend? He's cute! You have some competition now!" Serra said, before walking away to abuse Erk.
"Okay…" the girl said, "I hope all of you aren't as bad as her." "By the way, my name's Ninian."
"Okay Ninian," Lyn said, "how can we help you?"
"Well, there's this guy after us and we need help getting him off our backs," Ninian said. Just then a man wearing a pure purple cloak walked up. Ninian hid behind Lyn.
"I believe that you have something that belongs to me," the purple clothed man said.
"For the last time," Ninian shouted at him, "I am not one of your hoes!"
"What!" Lyn shouted, obviously confused. "What did you say?"
"I said that I am not his ho!" Ninian said, obviously pissed. "Now, I want to whup his ass, but I can't use a weapon."
"Where is Nils, my pimp in training?" the guy asked.
"And Nils is not your protégé!" Ninian yelled at the man.
"What is your name?" Lyn said more as a demand than a request.
"I am A pimp named Heintz," he replied. Everyone just looked at him.
"Well Heintz…" Lyn said before she was cut off.
"No, it's A pimp named Heintz, you got to say the whole thing," Heintz said.
"Did I hear the word pimp?" Sain said. "Ow! I already told you that don't bend that way! Please!" Sain shouted as Florina got back at him for that comment. Everyone sweatdropped.
"She's spunky. Hey do you want to be a ho?" Heintz asked Florina. Sain walked up to Heintz and gave him the death glare before kicking his ass. Heintz just got back up. "It's going to take more than that to get rid of me!"
'You know, being a ho might not be that bad.'
'What could possibly be good about being a ho? You have to interact with men on a regular basis!'
'It the interaction that I'm interested in.'
'You never cease to disgust me!'
'I know. Isn't it great!'
'Would you two just shut up for once, jeez. I like to be around him, but I don't want to go quite that far yet.'
'KILL THE MAN SYMPYTHIZER!'
'KILL THE MAN HATER!' Both of the voices begin to chase Florina, in an attempt to kill her and take over. Needless to say they realized that they couldn't live without her and stopped.
Back in the real world…
"I'll take this bitch now. I have some appointments lined up for you," Heintz said, grabbing Ninian. He began to run off towards an old castle. "Minions," Heintz yelled, "ATTACK!" As he said that, a bunch of shamen appeared. Just then, Nils and his new friends came out of the convenience store.
"I believe that I can help with this," the blonde one said. With that, he attacked with a Lightning attack. The shaman began to melt.
"GOOD LORD," the shaman screamed, "Why is this happening to me!"
"Because you're the bad guy," the brown haired stranger said, "and I think it's funny. Oh… wait… did you say good Lord? Never mind then." Everyone looked at him for a second.
"WAIT, YOU'RE THE AUTHOR," Mark shouted, "GET HIM!" Everyone began to chase Kilroy.
"I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'M SORRY!" Kilroy shouted as he ran away.
Kilroy, you better get back up here. Zero is throwing a "Kilroy isn't here" party.
"I'll be there momentarily Lyn," Kilroy said. "See you later Lucius and Nils." He did the secret Orange Soda Lover handshake with them. "ORANGE SODA LOVERS UNITE!" Then Kilroy disappeared in a flash of bright light. Everyone was dumb founded.
"What just happened?" Lyn asked. Mark just shrugged.
"We still have to rescue Ninian," Mark said. Sain caught sight of Lucius. He began to walk over there but, Ninian stopped him.
"Where do you think you're going?" Florina asked. Sain stood there thinking for a second.
"I was… um… getting you some flowers…" Sain said, starting to sweat. Florina looked at him for a second.
"All right then, hurry up," Florina said, knowing his true motives. She sighed.
Serra walked up to Lucius. Lucius looked at her. "Hello, Sister…" Lucius said, waiting for a name from Serra.
"…Serra. You had better stay away from me! I don't want any competition for Erky or Nils! If you're a fellow follower of St. Elimine, then you should be glad we took a vow of antiviolence! Just stay away from Erky and Nils pretty girl!" Serra spouted.
"Umm… I'm a GUY!" Lucius yelled, "I DON'T SEE HOW ANYONE COULD GET THAT WRONG! I MEAN, I DON'T EVEN HAVE BOOBIES! WHAT IS WRONG WITH EVERYONE!" With that, he stormed away. Everyone stood there, just stupefied.
"Wow…" Mark said. "I can understand being mad about being mistaken for a lady, but… jeez." Lyn nodded in an agreement. They set off for the old castle to rescue Ninian from that pimp.
"I see that you ladies came back so, I guess you really do want to be hoes," Heintz said. Lyn gave him the death glare and he somehow just died.
"Well, that was easier than expected," Mark said. "Let's go get Ninian." They entered the castle and searched for Ninian. A red haired boy emerged, carrying Ninian.
"You pervert, you had your way with Ninian didn't you!" Nils shouted.
"No, in fact I stopped that from happening," the red haired boy said, "I saved her from a man with green armor." Florina's head snapped and looked at the red haired kid.
"SSSSAAAAIIIINNNN!" she shouted.
"What?" Sain said, appearing behind her with flowers in hand.
"Did you try to take advantage of Ninian!" Florina yelled at him.
"No, I was busy searching for flowers to match your beauty," Sain said, "but I found none." Florina fell for that corny line and got all teary eyed.
"Gee…" Mark said, "either he's really good at bullshitting or he really was looking for flowers." Just then Glass-1337 man came through the door.
"N0 w4$ 1 0f th1$ 1t m4d3," Glass-1337 man said.
"NO! NOT YOU AGAIN! ERK, YOU VAPORIZE HIM LIKE LAST TIME!" Mark yelled. Glass-1337 man left, horrified of what would happen. Mark sighed a sigh of relief. "Thank God!"
"We had better get to an inn," Lyn said. "It's starting to get late." They left for the inn.
Later, at the inn…
"Well, the first order of business is to pick out room arrangements," Mark said.
"I call Sain!" Florina shouted.
"I call Florina!" Sain shouted at the same time as Florina. They just looked at each other and blushed.
"3…2…1…" Matthew said softly.
"AWWWWW…" everyone awed at once, ruining Sain and Florina's moment.
"You guys are assholes!" Sain shouted. Florina was hiding behind him. Everyone laughed, enjoying the little joke. They moved on.
"Nils and Ninian, since your brother and sister, you two can share a room," Lyn said.
"All right," Ninian said.
"And now," Mark said, "it's time for the Serra and Kent drawings!" He handed out pieces of paper to everyone. "Now, everyone write your names on these and, put them in this hat. And we'll know if you don't write your name." Everyone did as they were told. He began to fish around in the hat. "First is Serra and the loser is…" Mark said, unfolding the piece of paper, "…Matthew!"
"WHAT!" Matthew shouted.
"Serves you right for stealing my stuff!" Erk shouted.
"And the next loser, the one who has to help Kent into bed is…" Mark said, "… Dorcas!"
"But…" Dorcas said.
"It's a pain in the ass, I know, but someone has to do it," Lyn said, looking over at Kent, who was already drunk on othlass.
"Are you my mommy?" Kent asked Dorcas, who was just stupefied. "Can I go streaking again mommy?"
"Maybe you should just got to…" Dorcas said.
"But I don't want to go to bed!" Kent said, before passing out. Dorcas hauled him off to their room.
"You're my roommate tonight! You're kind of cute! Do you have a girlfriend! I wish I had a boyfriend! Why doesn't anyone like me? I'm sad now! I'm going to bed!" Serra said. Matthew looked relieved. Maybe he wouldn't wake up insane like so many others.
"Do you want to continue the sword training?" Lyn asked Mark. Mark began to think. If he told her that he only wanted to do that so that Sain could get close to Florina, she would kill him.
"All right," Mark said. Lyn dragged him outside. Just as they were getting some good training done, Mark's cell phone rang. 'Damn it,' Mark thought, 'let's just hope that Lyn doesn't here that.'
"What's that sound?" Lyn asked.
"What sound?" Mark said, hopefully.
"Maybe I'm just going crazy," Lyn said. Mark sighed. They finished up the training and went to bed. Mark snuck out of the room to call Kilroy back.
"What do you want Kilroy?" Mark said.
"I just wanted to let you know that I have finished reprogramming the transmission unit, so now we can talk to each other face to face," Kilroy said. Mark looked at the phone and saw Kilroy's face. "So, how's it been going?" Kilroy asked. "And why didn't you pick up a while ago?"
"You called at a bad time," Mark said.
"All right, you want to tell me anything going on there?" Kilroy said.
"I'll tell you another time," Mark said. "It's late." He then hung up on Kilroy and went to bed.
Kilroy: Yeah, I got an all time high in reviews.
Lute: What ever.
Zero: Zzz…
Hoobob: Same as Zero.
Lyn: What is wrong with you guys?
Kilroy: Oh well. Let's just get to the review corner.
Reviewer's CornerNightmare3: Yes! I now write the most random thing in existence. Keep reading!
Cool-chan: Thank you for reviewing. Thank you for the inspiration for the Orange Soda Lovers. Yes, yes, very subtle indeed.
JSB: Thank you for reviewing. And I really like your fic. I might add it to my favorites if you add a few more chapters. (wink wink)
Dairokkan: Thanks for the explanation and the review.
Rlnaruhina: Thanks for the review. And thanks again for letting me use the voices.
Vaun Harkinian: Thanks for the review. And I toned down the 1337 in this chapter. I have received some complaints about that before.
Fire Hippo: I wish I could take credit for creating those voices, but they are Rlnaruhina's creations. Anyway… the Mark+Lyn thing goes like this. Sain asked Mark to distract Lyn so that Sain could talk to Florina. Mark had to come up with an excuse to keep Lyn distracted, so came up with the sword training excuse. As for what happened in the inn a little while ago, Mark didn't know that Sain and Florina had hooked up, so he was still distracting Lyn for Sain. That and I think Lyn likes him. And poptarts are okay. Are monkeys really taking over the world?
Kilroy: SEVEN REVIEWS! I'M FINALLY POPULAR ENOUGH TO GET SEVEN! YES!
Lyn: Wow. He's really happy about this. Please review this time too. Or else Kilroy won't update for a year!
