Have I mentioned how much I hate my brother?! When I told you that my keyboard was broken, Arthur took a look at it and fixed it in like 2 minutes.
IT'S BEEN WORKING FINE FOR A WHOLE EFFING WEEK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MY PARENTS DIDN'T EVEN DO ANYTHING ABOUT HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Anyways, srry about this. I kicked his ass. He's such an idiot. So here's the next chapter. Some of you already know what's gonna happen. You're just naturally smart like that. lol :)
There's lots of language in this, so be prepared...
"What the hell?" Gabriella slowly whispered as Troy waltzed over to her. It wasn't Troy's presence that was shocking Gabriella, it was what he was wearing.
He looked absolutely ridiculous. He wore a read and white plaid button up shirt under overall straps and his overall jeans had at least 7 holes in them. On his feet were very painful looking wooden clogs in the ugliest shade of yellow and brown imaginable. For his head, he wore a medium sunhat that would do absolutely nothing for him if it were sunny outside. To finish it all off, he stuck a long piece of straw in his grinning mouth.
Gabriella crossed her arms and shook her head, trying to suppress her laughter. Troy smiled and, removing the straw, teased "Permission to speak?"
Gabriella rolled her eyes, but nodded.
Troy started "Okay. Well then I hope this'll be enough for your forgiveness. I'm doing you a really big favor and I hope you know that by the end of this, my reputation is going to take a giant kick in the ass. How far do I have to go?"
Gabriella remained silent for a while. He had to be out of his mind. Was he really that stupid to listen to her and ride wild pigs throughout the halls of East High? He really was desperate.
Gabriella closed her eyes and sighed "The perimeter of the school gets you a year of my attention, Darbus's room gets you a month, and the bathroom gets you a week. And Troy?" Troy nodded. "Don't be this desperate ever again or you're gonna be sitting at the nerd table, you got that?"
Troy nodded happily. He turned and, sticking that straw back in his mouth, called "Okay guys! Bring 'em in!"
The front doors of the school swung open and Chad and Zeke walked in. The entire hallway gasped and groaned when they saw the leashed pigs in their hands. The once sparkling floors now darkened as mud coated the tiles. Chad and Zeke's noses scrunched at the atrocious odor that the animals produced. Zeke and Chad handed the hogs over to Troy while Zeke irritably asked "Troy, would you mind telling me what the hell you're trying to prove here again?!"
Troy just smiled and tossed the straw around with his tongue. Sending a smile in Gabriella's direction, he answered "Something I should prove more often." Gabriella turned her head to her locker to hide the blush that was quickly creeping up her face.
Troy smiled at her reaction and nervously boarded the animals, straddling the space in between the pigs. He sent Gabriella a reassuring look. Taking one last look at the confused students surrounding him, he screamed "YEEEEEEEEEEEEEHAW!!!"
With that, the pigs squealed and took off down the hallway. The high schoolers quickly jumped out of the way while Ms. Enders, the social studies teacher, screamed as the left pig plowed right through her. She howled in pain as her butt made contact with the hard floor and her boiling coffee stain her thin white blouse.
"Sorry Ms. E!" Troy shouted over his shoulder.
"BOLTON, WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?!?!" Ms. Enders screamed back.
Troy loudly replied "Can't talk now! Gotta get around the school!"
Mr. Enders, now furious, screeched "DETENTION FOR A WEEK!!! I MEAN IT BOLTON!!!" Troy shrugged and commented "I'll be sure to get a pass!" He very faintly heard Ms. Enders groan "This school really is a zoo."
Troy laughed at his teacher's reaction to him plowing through her, but forgot about it quickly. He focused on where he was going. He quickly dodged the screaming students in his path and sent "Sorry!"s to everyone he accidentally hit. He thought "This'll be harder than I thought."
Troy quickly came to a corner leading to the next hallway. He pulled the pigs' leashes in the direction of the hallway and they immediately turned. "Good pigs." Troy congratulated. He looked up and noticed someone at the end of the hallway. He grinned evilly and slapped the pigs to go faster. As they approached the person, Troy stuck out his foot and made contact with the boy's sensitive spot.
"Whoops! Sorry Montez!" Troy spat playfully.
"Bastard!" Brandon barely managed to squeak. He fell to his knees and doubled over on the floor in a heap. Michael helped him to his feet and concerned "You okay?"
Brandon breathed deeply, but nodded. "I'm gonna get him back for that eventually." Brandon recollected his books and awkwardly limped down the hallway to Amy's locker. Thank God they made up the day before. They were always like that. They had a make up, break up relationship. Like many couples, they weren't sure when they were going to break up for good.
Back with Troy, he was starting to slide off of the pigs. He looked ahead of him. Darbus's room was just a few yards away. "Almost to a month. Just need to hold on for a while longer." He used half of his arm strength to grab a chunk of the pig's skin and hoist himself back on the correct way. That, however, caused the pig to go faster while the other pig kept its pace.
"Woah!!!" Troy howled. His right leg was pulled forward with the faster pig on the right while the left pig was completely oblivious to it all. Troy was now modeling a split for the entire school to see.
He winced in pain as he felt his calves start to tear. "I knew I was gonna pay for this somehow." He said to himself. He carefully slapped the left pig to go faster and match the pace of the other animal. The left ran faster, but not in the way Troy expected. He saw a corner and decided to turn there while the right pig kept straight. Troy tried "No, no, no!!!" But it was too late. He let go of the right pig's leash and tried to correct the left, but the right pig ran off, leaving the right side of Troy's body falling to the ground.
"Help!" Troy tried to scream, but he had already made contact with the floor. Thinking that he just got a month of Gabriella's attention, he sighed in defeat. He knew it was too good to be true. He did, however, forget that he was still grabbing on to the remaining pig's leash.
"Oh well. All's well that ends WELL!!!" He screamed the last word as he felt himself being dragged across the floor by the crazed animal. He never thought that an animal this fat could run that fast. He felt like a little kid again on his running father's back. Only this time it was just a little bit different.
"No pig! Stop pig! NOOO!!!" Troy screamed as his head came in contact with the corner locker of the third hallway. He shook his head and, although he was dizzy, he could just barely make out the sign in front of him and the pig.
"EHS Physical Education Special. For Annual Swimming Unit Only. Off Limits to Free Use."
"Oh shit." Troy exclaimed as the pig entered the pool area. The entire school, even those up on the highest floor, could hear Troy scream "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!" After that, splash.
The students and even a few teachers, including Ms. Enders, ran into the pool area and gasped when they saw Troy at the bottom of the deep end. The pig just ran out the emergency exit.
"Oh my God! Is he okay?!"
"That stupid pig!"
"I knew this was a stupid idea!"
"Shut up Chad! At least he did it!"
"Someone just go get him before he drowns!!!"
Chad and Zeke took Gabriella's advice and took a long, deep breath. They jumped in and swam to the bottom. They swam faster and faster when they saw Troy's eyes closed. Zeke grabbed his arms while Chad groped his waist. They swam to the top in just enough time for them to breathe. They swam over to the edge and pushed Troy up to the students who had their arms outstretched.
"He's not breathing!!!" Mr. Bolton shouted, worried for the life of his son.
"He's got a heartbeat, but who knows CPR?" Mr. Collins, the health teacher, asked.
"You're a freaking HEALTH teacher! Shouldn't you know?!" Mr. Bolton screamed.
"Don't you think he'd rather have a girl do it than a male teacher Bolton?!"
Gabriella sighed in frustration and called "I know CPR! Out of my way!"
The two men moved as Gabriella positioned herself on the floor. She tipped his chin up and took two deep breaths. She leaned down and breathed the air into Troy's body. She came up for another fresh breath and leaned down again, this time breathing all of the air in her lungs into Troy. When she came up for air, Troy still wasn't breathing. She tried once more. Still nothing.
"Oh my God." Mr. Bolton whispered, covering his face with his hands.
Gabriella sighed and closed her eyes. This was her fault. Her and her big mouth. Why couldn't she have shut up and-"
She yelped in fright as Troy sat up and started coughing up water. She smiled and patted his back to help him get rid of all of the water. When he finished, he started to heave.
"Someone get me a trash can." He muttered.
Chad came rushing to him with a medium size bin. Troy nodded and grabbed the can with both hands, emptying his breakfast back into it. Gabriella, once again, patted his back top help him.
When nothing was left to bring back up, Troy asked publicly "Who saved me?"
A very wet Chad and Zeke raised their hands for a few moments before pointing to Gabriella.
Troy looked at Gabriella with confusion and asked "You kissed me?"
Gabriella shook her head with a smile and protested "Oh no. Don't even try it. I gave you CPR, which is different than a kiss."
"But our lips still touched." Troy grinned.
Gabriella felt a blush coming on as she rolled her eyes and answered "Whatever Troy. We kissed. But don't you dare start a rumor that we're going out or I'll have Brandon murder you."
"Don't need to." Troy smiled, noticing the students who fled the area to tell their friends what happened to Troy and Gabriella.
Gabriella sighed. Time for the rumors.
"Should've known. Now he's gonna kill both of us." Gabriella groaned.
"Don't worry. Everyone knows that Troy Bolton doesn't date decathlon members."
Gabriella smiled and out of no where, she hugged Troy. Troy, confused, hugged her back with one hand and asked "What's that for?"
"I don't know. I feel like it." Gabriella murmured into his shoulder. Troy smiled and wrapped his other arm around her. It felt good to finally be able to talk to her.
When they separated, Troy sighed "Well, I only got to Darbus's room, so I'll guess that you'll be ignoring me again in a month?"
Gabriella shook her head with a giggle. "You know what Troy? You fell into a pool and almost drowned. Plus your pigs ran off somewhere. Let's just say that you ran around the school, okay?"
Troy's face brightened. She actually forgave him enough to do that?
"Of course! So we're good?" Troy carefully asked, holding out his arms hug style.
Gabriella embraced him again and whispered "Yeah, friends."
Yay! They're friends! Were you surprised that Troy almost died and Gabriella "kissed" him? I just randomly threw that in. I was rolling on the floor when I typed up the beginning. It's so funny! I can just see him doing that! REVIEW!!! Thnx :)
Rachel :)
P.S: If you wanna see Brandon being not-so-nice to Gabriella, read my Christmas oneshot called "My Christmas Wish" Gabriella's bro is named Brandon in it and guess what Brandon looks like ;)
I have a new oneshot out. It's called "Never Let Go" I put it out 2 days ago and over a 100 people read it, it's just that no one reviewed :( Help me out and make me feel better. If no one reviews, the next chapter of this won't be a happy one...
