COTK: Hi all!!! Look at this new chapter!
Clash
Of
The
MORONS!!!!!!
Ch:11 Heh heh Crazy Fart and Monkey bOi!
'Yes... You've known me well monkey boy. But now its time for you to pay dearly... With your life!!!' The TV guy with big eyebrows and blinding teeth said spookily.
Gaara and Fart Gasped! Itachi Laughed Like A (Ani)Man-iac. Deidara was in another room... Playing with Gaara and Fart's sculpting clay. ZOMG!
Gaara didnt like the idea of paying with his life too well... So him and Fart devised a plan to creat a diversion for TV Guy... One that he would never expect.
Then a blood curdeling scream filled the air as the other Tv Guy, mini me to the first, screamed in agonizing agony. Relinquishing the interest of an ADD infected Gaara and Fart. Them bothe TV guys gone and done died... Gaara was now happy that he didnt have to pay with his life.. So he turned to Itachi with a perplexed look on his face.
"You know Mommy isnt coming back, right...?" Itachi looked down to him with a fucked up glare...
"You know if he doesnt... You will pay dearly... With your life..." Itachi had somehow miraculously gotten a flash light, and pulled a Yamato... Freaking assed comedy man!!!
Yeah.. Gaara squeeled and ran out of the room screaming like a banshie!
"Geez, Tach... He's sensitive dude..." Fart exclaimed, forgetting to put the exclimation point on the end of his sentance, but being to lazy to go back and change his error in typing skills... Much as the author of this crack head of a story is doing at the present moment... Please stand by until she has gotten he brain back and is willing to cooperate with the readers sanity...
"Holy fuck!! Bisguit sauce and cherry turn-overs!!!!" Deidara yelled from the back room, running out of it after an explosion boom was heard, and Gaara's girly assed screaming and crying.
"My potato!!!! It is on fire!!!" Deidara yelled again!, jumping onto Itachi to save his rear-end.
"What the Damn Deidara?!" Gaara asked, being interested in the happenings of the other room. Cause i have told you earlier... Hims has an ADD infected head of squishy doom...
"That clay I was bein messin with... It be explosive and shite!"
"I coulda tolded you that... Geez.. It only reads it on the box..." Gaara huffed... Trying desperately to lick the heart tattoo on his fore-head.
"Woah!!!! YOU KNOWS HOW TO READ!?!?!?!?!" Itachi, Fart, Deidara, and Gaara all gasped... Gaara didnt believe it as well.
"Yes i does..." Gaara's head bobbed from side to side eerily.
"Never woulda guessed... YEAH!" Deidara is a spaz... Im sorry for his delayed 'yeah'... But we will get back to you when we care... Wait... When is anything about Itachi not fucked up? Eh.. Any way...
Itachi sighed, realizing that the author was right, and stuff. He looked up to the three now standing over him, sorrowfully. Gaara licking a donught, Deidara looked as evil and insane as he truely be... And Fart... You dont want to know.
"Guys... I need help." He said. Deidara took out a clipboard, and put on glasses.
"And how does that make you feel?" He asjked, pushing the glasses up to the bridge of his nose, looking like the maniac that he really was in his screwed up mind.
"It makes me wanna bitch slap you... Now. We have a problem on our hands..."
"And whats that??" Fart asked stupidly
"Godmommy is comin' to visit..." Gaara nodded in time for the end of his remark.
"And who is GODmommy?" Itachi asked.
"You'll see..." The door bell rang, Gaara jumped up and raced Fart to the door. They opened it slowly, and creepily like. Trying to scare the babysitters that where already cowering in a corner, huddled together... almost crying.
To be continued...
Gasp! Will Itachi and Deidara ever find out who GODmommy is???? And who is this mysterious GODmommy Gaara spoke about? What does he she want? Find out next time!!! On Clashofthemorons66!!!! God! I dont even kno who GODmommy is yet.. Gotta find someone...
COTK: Yeah... I was bored... HEHE! Till next time folks!
