Chapter 11.

"IIE!" I screamed. I was horrorified! Yuno-chan tried to comfort me but I told her to go away and I ran to my room crying to myself. Otōsan chased after me shouting but he had to stop outside my room cause I slammed the door all dramatic and no one can enter your room when you do that.

Anyway, I continued to cry into my pillow. My tears got all over my clothes so I took them off and got into the bath sadly while I put on a Kasane Teto song. I grabbed a steak and almost ate it but I then realized it was medium rare while I like my steaks medium well. I was so depressed! Did you get that yet? I was super depressed! I got out of the bathtub and put on my school uniform but apparently I actually didn't and am still naked. Then I looked out the window and screamed... Guy (they never gave the green guy a name(?)) was spying on me and he was taking a video tape of me! And Swirly Glasses was eh-he-heh-he-heh-ing to it! They were sitting.

"Kya~! Hentai! Ecchi!" I screamed putting on a towel with Hatsune Miku on it. Suddenly Senpai ran in.

"But how could Yuno have two future diaries?! HOW?!" He yelled. I took my knife and stabbed Guy and Swirly Glasses a gazillion times and they both died and the camera broke. They also didn't die, by the way.

Yusuke came into my room, which has gotten quite cramped by the way, and said "Everyone, we need to talk."

"What do you know, Yusuke?" I snapped.

"I... AM CAPTAIN 31!"

"Okay, there we go." Guy said.

Swirly Glasses held up the camera triumelephantly. "Eh-he-heh-he-heh, the lens may be ruined but the tape is still here!"

I felt faint.

"Why are you doing this?" Guy asked.

And then I heard the words I heard before, although it came from someone else.

"BECAUSE...BECAUSE..." Yusuke began to say.

"Because I LOVE HER!" (jfc)