Theme: 40. Rated
Pairing: LeafxGame!Brock (LeafStoneShipping)
Summary: "I rate girls like I rate rocks. Smooth or sharp, clear or mysterious, big or small..."
Rating: K plus to be really safe, but there's nothing really explicit. Just a lot of checking out girls on Brock's part.

AN: This version of Brock hardly ever gets used. I still really like Anime!Brock, but I haven't watched the Pokemon anime seriously since I was...ten. But since they're more or less around the same person, I incorporated Brock's anime personality (womanizer) in here.

Warning: This theme is rated F&S for funny and stupid.


"You're kidding, right?" Leaf looked at the Pewter City Gym Leader in disbelief. "You actually use rocks to figure out girls?"

"That's right," Brock said. Leaf burst into laughter and he frowned. "It actually works! Don't laugh at things you know nothing about!"

"Alright, Mister Wise Guy," Leaf said, still chuckling. She wiped her eyes and looked at him. "Show me how you're able to compare rocks and girls together."

"Let's go for a walk, then," Brock suggested. "There's always some trainers around Mt. Moon, including girls. I'll show you how it works."

"You're on. But first, I want my badge," Leaf said, holding out her hand. Brock placed the Boulder Badge in it and Leaf grinned. "Sweet!"

"Don't get too confident. I'm only the first leader," Brock warned. Leaf shrugged and put the badge on her trainer card. The unlikely pair left the gym together and Brock began his lesson on using rocks to rate girls.

"See her? That girl there with the black hair?" Brock asked, pointing to a girl on a bench. Leaf nodded. "She's like an Everstone. Plain, smooth and immature."

"Immature?" Leaf asked.

"Everstones keep pokemon from evolving," Brock explained. "And look at what she's doing."

Leaf took a closer look at the girl. She appeared to be talking loudly on a cellphone and using the words "like" and "oh my God" every few words.

"Ew. Okay, I see your point," Leaf said. Her eyes fell on a red haired girl playing with a Vulpix near the museum. "How about her?"

"A heat rock," Brock answered. "Sharp, probably due to wittiness. Good when it's sunny but a bore on a rainy day."

"Doesn't sound like an all around girl," Leaf remarked.

"Nope," Brock replied. They walked a little further around the city until he spotted another girl walking with headphones in her ears. "I can see a Dusk Stone over there."

"What makes her a Dusk Stone?"

"Look at her make up. Her clothes," Brock said. "She's wearing a lot of black stuff on her lips and eyes. Her clothes are tight and short. She's probably listening to something dark and depressing too. A girl to avoid, unless a guy is into the dark types, which Dusk stones are meant for," he continued.

"Not your type, obviously," Leaf remarked. "You're more into a girl who can be down to earth, right?"

"Pretty much," Brock answered. His smile widened. "Want to find out?"

Leaf chuckled. "I'm still not convinced, Brock-the-rock," she teased. "You've been able to compare only three girls to stones."

"Alright, alright," Brock groaned. They walked a little further and Leaf spotted an elegant looking girl with a big hat and a dress on.

"What kind of stone is she?" she asked.

"Her?" Brock studied the girl a bit before finally saying, "She's a Water Stone. Calm, cool and probably very bubbly. She must giggle a lot."

"Gag me," Leaf muttered. "Giggling too much gets on my nerves."

Brock shrugged, pretending not to hear her. "There's a Sun Stone over there," he said, pointing to another girl. "Warm, gentle and nature loving. And there's a Thunder Stone. Energetic, athletic and lightning fast. "There's a smooth rock and a damp rock and..."

"Alright!" Leaf finally had enough. "Okay, Rocky man, you've proven your point. I won't laugh anymore."

Brock grinned again. "I'm not finished."

"You're right," Leaf agreed. She wiggled an eyebrow at him and said, "You haven't rated me."

Brock's grin vanished. "Uh..."

"Come on! You've rated every other girl with a rock of some sort. Now I'm curious what you see me as," Leaf urged.

"You're...a Leaf Stone," Brock finally said. Leaf rolled her eyes and punched his arm.

"Not funny!"

"I thought it was," Brock retorted, laughing. "Okay okay. Truth is you're actually my favourite type of stone, the Moon Stone. Beautiful, rare, valuable and strong." When he finished his speech, Brock felt his face heat up in embarrassment. "That sounded weird...sorry."

"Why are you sorry?" Leaf smiled at him. "That was actually really flattering. So you think I'm beautiful and rare?"

"You're the down to earth girl you mentioned earlier," Brock admitted. "You're honest and dedicated to your pokemon. Your Squirtle fought so hard against me and I was really impressed. I have a feeling you'll be a great trainer one day down the road."

"Aw thanks, Brock," Leaf said, finally stopping the nicknames.

"With that said, want to go out sometime?" Brock asked.

"Sorry, Brocko, but you need a better pick up line then that. Besides, I still have my journey to think about. But..." Leaf put a finger to her chin, pretending to think. "I do like it here. I think I'll come back to visit soon."

"Can I at least take you out to lunch?" Brock refused to give up, and Leaf could see that. She agreed to that, under one condition.

"Don't say one thing about rocks and girls."


Gotta love cracky stuff.

Up next is Pen and Paper with EinxVenus, my favourite Colosseum pairing (even a little bit more than WesxRui).