I scowled harder as I wrung out the blood from my previously clean (and vanilla scented) ? Why must everything be going to hell in a hand basket?Why must Vampires pop like bloody balloons huh? Why can't they just dust like in Buffy?!Inconsiderate jack holes!
Ok…ok…I'll rewind a bit.
I was scolding Jerkson so long my hair dried and my hand hurt from holding Smith when someone appeared at my door.
We must have made quite an amusing picture me in a bathrobe standing like a boss ass bitch holding a fuck off gun pointed at my kneeling half brother who was getting scolded like a misbehaving puppy.
-..you ever think for a fucking second I won't fucking kill y…
A loud snort broke me out of my rant as I looked at a smirking figure of Pam standing in front of my door.
-You know I was going to tell you just how displeased you've been making Eric by ignoring his calls but this…this was worth it.
-That asshat shouldn't even have my number,and who calls people anyways? Everyone knows you text them.
I looked down at my retarded relative.
-Looks like you get to live after all be sure to thank your saviour
He looked ready to protest so I tapped him with Smith gently.
-T-thank you…
Pam smirked
-I'll come Pam.
I said in a resighned manner,she smirked
-I know you will
I was quick to set her straight (excuse the pun)
-It's not because I want to it's because his royal Asshole will bug me if I don't
She flashed her (sharp) teeth smugly
-Of course…
I realised I couldn't just walk out in a bathroabe ….not that that old ass pervert would mind
-Pam? I need to change
A squeaky voice interrupted me
-w-what about me?
Holy shit he was still here? I thought he would have scurried off like the cockroach he was.I lifted my gun.
-Oh my fucking god you're still here? Leave. Now.
He left so fast I swear he left skid marks on my floor
-Harsh
-Well we can't spoil him.
She nodded
-True.
I was still standing there awkwardly,clearing my throat I began
-So changing…
….
She didn't move a muscle
-Pam!
-Awh come on we can lord it over Eric I saw you naked and he didn't.
-…tempting but no
A/N Sorry I didn't update for such a long time and thanks to everyone reading this story,critisism is appreciated
