LOL, I HOPE I DON'T DISAPPOINT YOU ALL

"Damn, damn, damn!" Kakuzu keeps shouting as he continues to lose.

"Hey! This is my pool jerk!" Kisame said as he tossed a man off the slide.

"Itachi-san, over here, I bet your ganna love this!" Tobi says.

"What is it?" Itachi asks.

"I've wanted to show you this for along time, but the Leader never let us….." Tobi replies, "Something about the Uchihas' bloodline and that it will be bad for you. But I'm sure you can take a joke".

"……" Itachi said nothing.

"Damn you old hag" Zetsu complains under his breath, "She is so ganna pay for this".

"Someone stop that head, I mean me!" Hidan shouts. Then suddenly he is stopped by and old man.

"Ah, I found a soccer ball guys" the old man yells back to his other old buddies.

"Huh what!? Hey old man you better put me down!" Hidan shouts.

"Huh?" The old man says and laughs, "It almost sounded as if this ball talked. Guys, it's playtime!"

"Noo!!!!!!!" Hidan shouts

"So how should we do this good deed?" Sasori asks.

Deidara shrugs, "You're guess is as good as mine, yeah. Now that I think about it, I don't think I've ever done a good deed. I was a terrorist bomber before joining Akatsuki, I always picked on Tobi, and I still think my art is the best".

"Hmm, that does double for me, I killed my parents, kidnapped my Kazekage, made hundreds of people into puppets, and I defected from my village" Sasori says, "looks like we need some soul searching here".

"Captain, you called me?" a young sailor says as he goes to the Cruise Ship's captain.

"Yes" the Captain says, "Have you noticed that our good friend Superman has brough a few men on board?"

"Yes-Sir"

"Let's keep an eye or two on 'em. I have a BAD feeling about them"

"Make sure to plant these new flowers, oh and pick out all the weeds, make sure to add the bug-spray too and before I forget you have to-" but the lady was stopped.

"OKAY LADY! I DO ALL THAT!" Zetsu yells.

"Security, security!" a security officer shouts, "we need all security officers on the pool area ASAP! We have an angry fish-man".

"I told you, I own this pool! Kisame shouts. More men jump on him like football players but Kisame takes them all down.

"What do you mean my card has reached its limit already!?" Kakuzu shouts at a man.

"Uhh, yes sorry Mr. Superman but it can't go anymore".

Kakuzu grabs the man by the shirt and tells him, "I'll tell you when it can't go any more! Now 50 on black!"

"Come on come on, Itachi-san!" Tobi urges.

"Where are we going Tobi? It's getting much darker" Itachi says.

"Shhh, It's about to start" Tobi says.

They hear a huge sound and a giant voice says, "Now presenting the famous play, The Blind Ninja"

Itachi's eyes begin to glow, "Tobi, there is a reason the Leader band this movie from the hideout………"

Hidan's body continues to hit the same wall over and over. "Oh my!" a lady screams, "It's a headless monster!"

"OUCH, OUCH! Stop it you old geezers!" Hidan continues to shout but the old men continue to use him as a soccer ball. "You are all going to pay for this with your lives! My great God will punish you!"

"Hey we can go help Kisame and his security problem" Sasori suggests.

"Or how about Hidan and getting his head?" Deidara asks too.

"We'll split the tasks-" Sasori says but is cut off by Deidara running off yelling, "You get Hidan!"

"You, you! You stupid clay-artist! You know I hate Hidan" Sasori yells back but it was too late.

Zetsu continues to plant plants when he hears a few cops pass by. "Oh no! I though I ditched the cops at the hideout? How did they find me? I better hide!" and he jumps down the balcony and falls through the ceiling and into a Day-Care Center. "Hehe, lucky me" he says licking his lips but then that same woman comes through the door.

"What are you doing here, c'mon let me take you to the plants"

"Ah!! Leave me alone lady!" and Zetsu jumps through the window and down again and into a pool.

"Zetsu! This is my pool!" Kisame screams and throws Zetsu at the guards.

"The cops again!?" Zetsu says. "THEY AIN'T TAKING ME ALIVE!" And Zetsu takes a cop hostage.

"Yeah! Good idea!" Kisame shouts.

Deidara finally arrives at the scene and says to himself, "Oh man, this always happens to Kisame when he has a bad day, he goes all crazy. And What the hell is Zetsu doing!?"

They then hear in the guards radio, "Attention, we need all security at the theater area; we have an out of control fire!"

"Uhh, Hidan what's going on?" Sasori asks the head.

"Yes! My prayers has been answered! Help me please!" the head shouts.

Sasori sighs and says, "You're lucky we owe superman…"

Sasori takes the head back from the old men, "Hey, we were using that ball"

"Too bad ya geezers" Sasori says and leaves with Hidan's head.

The old men looked very mad and one said, "Prepare for war men".

"Hey you!" a young sailor yelled at Kakuzu, You're not Superman!, get him!"

"Uh oh" Kakuzu gulped.

"There's the fire-breathing madman" a guard said pointing at Itachi"

"Itachi-san, we better get going" Tobi said.

Update Not So Soon, Computer busted

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