I want to kiss you on the mouth - and tell you I'm your biggest fan

Warnings: Rated M for a reason. Yaoi, Mature themes, Bad language.

Disclaimer: Naruto belongs to Masashi Kishimoto.

"..." speech

'...' thoughts

000 time skips

Chapter ten: I need you, like a heart needs a beat

Naruto sat on the wooden chair in the kitchen. He impatiently tapped his foot against the tiled floor and blinked in time with the clock on the stove. Four 'o clock exactly; Sasuke had been grocery shopping for about and hour and a half now. Naruto sighed and laid his head on the table, he missed Sasuke, and he hated being alone.

"Why won't you turn me into a vampire, then we could be together" He was talking to himself again, he tended to do that when he was by himself.

ding dong ding dong

The blonde looked up in alert 'The doorbell' he reacted by standing up and rushing to the front door. "Hello?" he asked cautiously peeping his head just out of the door. He saw a tall brown haired boy holding a pale girl's hand; there was a little puppy at his feet.

"Oi, is Sasuke around?"

"W-were friends of h-his" the dark haired girl added meekly, turning her head away shyly.

Naruto immediately perked up "Oh come in, come in!" he urged, gesturing the two in and leading them to the kitchen. "I'm sorry, but I didn't catch your names?"

"Kiba, and this is my girlfriend Hinata"

The blonde blinked and narrowed his eyes, "Are you two" he paused not sure if it was an appropriate question "Super natural?"

"Awwoiwow" howled the tiny beige dog baring his fangs in Naruto direction. Kiba made his own face, making a growling noise in the back of his throat. The atmosphere in the room turned tense, and a feeling of dismay filled the air. Maybe that wasn't the best question to ask someone when you first meet him or her.

Hinata gently tapped the dog on the rump, making it whimper and trot away under the kitchen table. She then went to Kiba and took his hand "Yes, were w-w-werewolves"

"Why, are you racist?" spat Kiba still trying to stand his ground.

Naruto laughed out loud and plugged a kettle into the wall "Tea anyone?" he asked turning to Hinata who nodded her head politely. "I was just curious, since Sasuke's a vampire and all" he trailed off casually while fetching a couple tea bags.

The werewolf boy grinned, "You're a human?"

"Yeah"

Kiba smirked and took a seat at the table "I always thought Sasuke would end up a loner" he stretched his legs under the table almost kicking the puppy.

Hinata joined her boyfriend "Sasuke never liked anyone before" she explained quietly, losing her voice once again.

The blonde brought the white mugs over to the table and carefully poured the tea "I would have never guessed he liked me, he was always acting like such an ass!"

"He probably loves you Naruto-chan" Hinata took her cup and drank her herbal tea happily.

"He probably really likes butt-sex too!" Kiba cooed, laughing harshly when both Hinata and Naruto spat out there tea. The blonde turned as red as a tomato and Hinata looked like she was going to explode.

Before anyone could scold Kiba a voice rang through the house "Naruto, I'm home!" Sasuke came into the room holding two big brown bags filled with food. He placed the bags on a counter, and turned to face Naruto. "Kiba, Hinata?"

"No, it's Santa Clause" Kiba said rolling his eyes.

"Good afternoon, Sasuke-chan"

"Thank you, Hinata-kun" Sasuke said respectfully. He never imagined Kiba would actually end up with Hinata, she was just so pleasant and well Kiba wasn't. The two werewolves were old friends of Sasukes; they went to high school together. Since they weren't human they all got along good, expect for Kiba's rough attitude.

Kiba stood from his spot abruptly and attacked the brown bags. "What cha' buy?" he murmured rummaging through the bags mercilessly. Naruto stood up also and joined Kiba in his search for the yellow brick road.

"I knew it!" Yelled Kiba jumping in excitement "Butt-sex time!" he screamed like a mad man.

Sasuke chocked on the air he was so innocently trying to breath "What the fuc-"

"Kiba!" squeaked Hinata putting her tea down before she lost control of her actions "P-please, c-calm down!"

"What did you find?" asked Naruto trying to look at what Kiba held in his arms. He was having trouble since Kiba had at least two inches on him, and for all he knew Kiba could be holding something for adult eyes only.

In one swift movement Kiba jumped onto the counter and raised his hands up into the air to show his findings "Whip cream and strawberries!" he hollered as if he had found a pure gold.

The room feel deathly silent, and Sasuke smacked his head "Kiba you idiot, that's for breakfast tomorrow" he glared at the wolf boy giving him the 'get the hell off my counters' look "Naruto enjoys pancakes in the morning!"

The werewolf slowly got off the counter blushing from embarrassment, Hinata shook her head in disapproval and Sasuke just stood there with a look on his face.

"How about we go out to a movie tonight?" Naruto suggested randomly trying to ease the awkwardness. "Like a double-date?"

000

Sasuke had come home expecting to have a peaceful brunch with the love of his life. Instead he was bombarded by a pack of werewolves who accused him of wanting buttsex. To top things off, he was now going on a double date with said werewolves. Things were just so peachy for Sasuke.

"Teme, are you ready for the movie?" yelled Naruto leaping down the stairs. The blonde was wearing a white shirt with printed skulls and hearts all over it; he also wore a black hoodie and jeans. In Sasuke's opinion he was looking - hot, if not something more perverted.

"Yeah, what movie are we watching again?" The vampire led the way to the car, with Naruto following close behind.

Naruto got in the car and buckled his seatbelt "I think it was called Tainted Love "

Sasuke grinned, "That movie is about a girl who tries to commit suicide, but a vampire boy saves her"

The blonde wrinkled his nose "So it's like a romance movie?"

"No it's a vampire flick, with a little romance and a hell lot of angst"

"Sounds kindda like us, ne?"

The vampire looked at Naruto with big curious eyes, after a long pause he smiled "Yeah... kind of like us"

000

The movie theater was big and fancy; with a life size plastic King Kong hanging from the high ceiling, a magic carpet dangling from one wall, and a U.F.O with flashing lights and loud music. The candy bar was round and small two person tables were scattered all around it. This place was in general was pretty cool.

Two werewolves walked into the Cineplex and got in the ticket line. Kiba wasn't exactly thrilled about Hinata's movie choice, he rather be watching an action packed adventure with explosions and half naked women. But he decided if he wanted to get closer to his girlfriend he wouldn't complain.

"Two tickets for Tainted Love" Kiba paid for Hinata's tickets and the two headed off to the candy counter.

"Yeah, same thing. Two tickets to Tainted Love, please" Sasuke being the one wearing the pants in the relationship paid for the ticket and grabbed Naruto's hand. "Lets get something to eat, then find seats beside Hinata"

Naruto looked up at the ravens face "Can I have popcorn?"

Sasuke got in the line behind an old women and studied the prices "Anything your heart desires, I'll try to give to you" he said in a husky voice.

The blonde quickly turned his head away and blushed "T-thanks" Naruto's voice cracked. He hated it; but Sasuke made him feel like a schoolgirl helplessly in love. The more time Naruto spent with the vampire, the more he fell head over heels.

Inside theatre number fourteen, there were red cushioned chairs and aisles. Kiba sat in the back row right in the middle of the column; he had one arm around Hinata and one arm clutching a box of cheese nachos. Naruto took a seat beside Kiba and Sasuke sat right beside Naruto. The four of them turned their attention to the previews on the gigantic screen in front of them.

Coincidently the rest of the seats in the room weren't stacked. A grandmother and her two granddaughters sat at the very front, a couple sat in the left corner, and three girls and one boy sat in the front right corner. Other then that no one else was present.

With a screech the movie started, a beautiful blonde girl was screaming her ass off in her bedroom. Sasuke watched as she cried over a dream she had, honestly the Uchiha didn't give a rat's ass about what was happening. He was more concerned about the blonde beside him, who was gorging himself in buttery white popcorn.

She ran outside in the middle of the night in her pink silk gown. Finally stopping at a highway bridge. Kiba grinned, "I hope the wind blows her dress up" Hinata made a puffing sound and pushed Kiba's hand off her shoulders.

Naruto laughed, "You scared your own girlfriend off!"

The girl with flowing blonde hair looked down to the rushing traffic beneath her. The light post shown against her face to show that she was crying once again. Her pale toes edged closer to the end of the concrete ledge, and with one swift movement she jumped.

That's the last thing Sasuke remembered, he didn't watch anymore of the movie. The vampire focused on the different facial expressions of his precious Naruto, if he gasped or flinched Sasuke had seen it all.

Near the end of the movie Naruto leaned over and rested his head on Sasukes broad shoulder and sighed deeply. "I'm glad they lived happily ever after"

"Me too!" Hinata squeaked. She nudged Kiba sharply with her elbow "Wake up, the movies over"

Everyone piled out of the Cineplex. "I'll be out in a second," Naruto said shoving his hand deep in his shirt pocket. The lights went dim in the big room and the screen went blank.

"What's wrong?" asked Sasuke standing up form his seat.

Naruto paused and waited until everyone was out of the room. "Kiba, did you just fart?" screamed Hinata as they walked out of the Cineplex.

The blonde laughed. He turned slowly to face Sasuke "I wanted to thank you in private" Naruto took a small purple box from his pocket and handed it to the vampire, "I wanted to give this to you, because of everything you've given to me!"

Sasuke opened the box. Inside was a silver chain necklace; it had an oval attached to it. Engraved on the silver oval was a short sweet sentence, 'I love you Sasuke' with a little heart underneath it. Sasuke blushed, he couldn't help it. "N-naruto I can't take this!"

The blonde smiled cheekily "Don't worry, I had money from the orphanage" Naruto scratched his chin "So I didn't steal any of your money, if that's what your thinking!"

The vampire took the necklace out of the box and clasped it around his neck. It fit perfectly and looked great on the Uchiha. Sasuke looked into Naruto's gorgeous blue eyes looking for something to say, "I don't have anything to give you!" was the only thing that came to mind.

Naruto looked around, the theater was deserted and the lights were dim. He smirked innocently "How about a little kiss?"

And Sasuke gave Naruto just that.

TBC

Sorry for such the long wait - school has been a bitch! If anyone is wondering about the caption at the begging of this chapter 'I want to kiss you on the mouth, and tell you I'm your biggest fan'that is from the song my name is trouble by Nightmare of you. I know you all had to wait such a long time for this chapter, and I apologize a billion times. I hope you still read and review!

Hugs

Ryuji