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Chapter 11: Sleepover Conspiracy

Knocking on Ino's door, she heard giggles and panicky voices saying "She's here!" repeatedly while she heard a small stampede run towards the door. The first to open it was Ino –obviously- with Nijiko following shortly behind. "We have a surprise for you Sakura!" Ino said excitedly.

"I just barely got here, relax Ino." Sakura said, though deep inside, she really was dying to know the surprise.

"Well, I pulled some strings and…" Ino trailed off side-stepping so she could enter. Inside, her room was not only full of sleep-over material such as pillows, nail polish, make-up and such, but everyone seemed to be there already, chillaxing. And that was where she spotted…

"Temari!" she said excitedly, running and hugging the girl. It had truly been too long.

"It's nice to see you too, Sakura." Temari chuckled, hugging Sakura back. "Once I heard you were getting married I pleaded with Gaara to let me come." She explained as they let go of each other.

Sakura looked behind her, towards Ino. "Best surprise you've had all year, Ino." She said, giggling.

"Oh, you've seen nothing yet, I assure you." Ino giggled suspiciously, and the rest of the girls followed shortly after. Sakura was left clueless of everything…

Examining the room more closely, she noticed Ino had rearranged her whole living room, so the girls would have more room to do stuff. The entire floor was covered in pillows, literally, and Hinata and TenTen were playing cards at a small, low center table.

Sakura sighed in bliss, this was nice too…


After Sakura had settled down, and everyone was in their comfy pjs, they started talking about random stuff.

"So hey, do you guys have the wedding invitations all made and ready?" TenTen asked, looking up from her finger nails for a second.

"Yeah, I've been dying to see them." Ino said, who stopped painting TenTen's nails a blood red for a few seconds, refilling it.

"Yeah, I've got it in my bag." Sakura said, standing up and going to the kitchen, where she had put her bag. She shuffled through its contents for a few seconds, pulling out the card and hopping back to the girls, giving it to Hinata first.

She opened it, giggling immediately.

"I know…" Sakura pouted, looking down. "It was Mikoto's and Okaa-san's idea." Sakura shook her head disapprovingly.

"Hey, you have to admit, that's some good photography." Ino said, whistling while TenTen nodded in agreement.

"The angle it was taken from is bloody brilliant." Temari said.

"Unexpected is truly the best." Nijiko said, nodding.

"But still." Sakura whined. "Mikoto had been following us around waiting for us to kiss, to get that shot." Sakura said.

"And good thing she did!" Temari complained.

"Best make-out seen I've ever seen." Ino protested too, and they all ended up laughing together.

"When will you all be passing it out?" Ino asked.

"I think it was tomorrow. Since you're here Temari, I'll need to give you a VIP and make you give some to Gaara and Kankuro." Sakura said, putting that in her 'To Do' list inside her head.

Temari nodded, and changed the subject. "So… Itachi Uchiha huh…" she whistled, making the girls giggle. "You need to be insane to not know you scored a hot piece of ass Sakura." She continued, high-fiving her.

"Yeah, I know. Supposedly, he goes off the "Hot-o-Meter" as Ino said." Sakura explained and Temari faked a ghastly expression.

"But every guy is always in Ino's Hot-o-Meter!" she exclaimed.

"That has to say something." Ino popped in.

"That Itachi defines perfect?" TenTen replied, shrugging.

Ino scoffed. "Girl, Itachi perfectsperfection, if that's even possible."

They laughed some more.

"Hey," TenTen cut off, getting a great idea, "you guys wanna see something hilarious?" TenTen giggled slightly.

All the girls nodded excitedly, Ino finally finishing TenTen's manicure. "You guy's remember the tracking device Neji gave me?" TenTen said.

"The one you got because you got pregnant right?" Temari said. "Hinata told me a few days ago."

"Yeah that one. It turns out, it's a speaker too." She laughed.

"It is?" Nijiko asked.

"Yeah, listen to this." TenTen said, making a low "shhh" sound. She pressed a small red button –which actually looked like a small jewel. They waited for several seconds. "You guys in the mood for ice cream?" she asked, smirking.

"I already bought some but… what does that have to do w-" Ino was cut off.

"TenTen?" Neji's voice spoke up.

"Neji? I'm having a sudden mood craving for ice cream… Butter Pecan and Rocky Road." She spoke, a fake whine in her voice.

The jewel stopped glowing.

"Umm… what is that supposed to mean?" Sakura asked.

TenTen smirked. "What for it…" she trailed off.

As told, they waited for about 10 seconds until Ino's doorbell rang. The girls all looked at each other, Nijiko getting up and opening the door.

There revealed Neji, carrying a bag with ice cream.

In the background, the girls snickered maniacally. "T-Thank you N-Neji-san." Nijiko said, taking the bags and bowing.

He simply nodded, disappearing once again.

Nijiko turned around with the ice cream in her hand, immediately laughing, as the girls started laughing harder.

"He's been like my personal slave all week." TenTen exclaimed.

"You got that boy wrapped around your finger." Temari grinned. "If only Shikamaru would be that cooperating." Temari sighed in contemplation.

"All you need to do is one simple thing." TenTen winked at her. "Get pregnant." She said, and Temari blushed lightly.

Ino and Nijiko giggled and Sakura chuckled. Hinata blushed too, apparently the thought affecting her too.

"I'd rather not be the second to be pregnant." She said, chuckling.

"I was rather expecting Sakura to be next, considering the whole Clan thing, along with Mikoto." Ino said, making Sakura glare at her.

"I always thought it would be you, Ino." She said triumphantly.

A few more minutes of calling out random names, they started arguing, until they ended up laughing abruptly for a long period of time.

Nijiko nudged Ino. "Should we open the presents." She whispered, but it seemed it had been quiet enough for everyone to hear.

Ino smirked deviously. "Yes… I think we should." She said.

"….What are you guys planning…?" Sakura said out loud, seeing the evilness around Ino.

"Nothing… just some presents." TenTen shrugged.

"To congratulate you for your whole engagement and all to the hottest man alive." Temari continued, shrugging as well, though a smug smile was seen on her face.

Before she knew it, a small pink bag was placed in front of her, with a bunch of giggling girls all around her.

"This ones from me and Hinata." TenTen said with a wicked smile.

Sakura eyed the bag suspiciously. The name of the store was on it, with a big heart surrounding it. If she remembered correctly, that store was a lingerie store…

Crap… this couldn't be good.

"T-That's okay… I-"

"Open it." Ino's threateningly demanding voice spoke. Damn, she looked vicious.

"Okay, Okay." she sighed in despair, opening the first bag.

Lingerie

Laced bra that revealed more than supported, along with matching underwear.

"You guys…" Sweat dropped.

They all laughed, excluding Sakura, that is.

"You never know Sakura." Temari shrugged.

"Yeah, Mikoto does want grandchildren. We thought we could help her out." TenTen agreed.

"The sooner, the better." Hinata joked. Since when did Hinata become so evil?

"Open ours next." Ino exclaimed, grabbing a box, and a bag.

"It's from all 3 of us." Nijiko said, smiling.

"Why do I have the feeling this one's worst than the other one?" Sakura asked out loud, mostly to herself.

"Because its Ino's present, duh." Temari exclaimed.

Sakura took a deep breath, before exhaling harshly. "Let's get this over with." She muttered. She opened the bag first revealing… a police hat, some handcuffs, and that stick police use to beat people. Looking further in there, she saw black hooker heels.

Sakura gulped… this was conspiracy.

She almost dreaded opening the box, but nevertheless, she did. Ino would kill her if she didn't.

There, neatly in place, were… she couldn't tell… either a very short skirt, or… well, she couldn't understand what else it could possibly be…

Then there was the top, as short as a bra (if not shorter), with the front part open, where you could tie it. It wouldn't hide much of anything anyway. It probably was meant to be more revealing that covering.

"…What the hell is this?" she asked.

Ino laughed. "Oh, dear, foolish, naïve, Sakura. Haven't you heard of being sexy in bed?" Ino only half-joked, meaning under all that giggling, she was being serious.

"By being a slutty cop?" Sakura said, her jaw opening wide as she picked up the outfit.

"Well, Uchihas' are the head of the police force in Konoha… so I presumed they had a thing for this too…" Ino shrugged.

"I don't need this, thank you." She rejected, shaking her head.

"Oh come on Sakura! Live a little." TenTen joked.

"I am living pretty fine, thank you." She glared.

"Think of it this way," Temari said, "You'll have Uchiha wrapped around your pinky, just like TenTen, with just one glance." She mused on.

Sakura couldn't help but blush, picturing Itachi there, with those hungry, seductive eyes, staring at her with such intensity that she-

Wait a second, she was getting carried away. No way could she accept such… such…

Revealing clothing?

Vulgar outfit?

Slutty… thing?

Either one of those fit anyway… it didn't really matter.

Before Sakura could reject any further, Hinata's timid voice spoke up. "Sakura, you'll have to get in bed with him sooner or later… just think of this as a way to have so much more fun while you're at it." She winked, and Sakura could almost not believe that came out of her mouth.

"Yeah," Nijiko agreed. "You won't be able to have as much fun when you have kids either."

Her eyes bulged out, and her jaw dropped, along with Ino's, TenTen's, and Temari.

Who would have guessed the quiet once were always the naughtier ones?

Sakura for one, believed it. Being under the influence of Naruto, who was the pupil of the most perverted man in Konoha, and an Uchiha (because all Uchihas' were perverts), could really have an effect on a girl. Sakura would know… she's been spending too much time with Itachi and now looks where she's at? Having a make out session with him early in the morning while he only had his boxers on, and she, a short night gown, which she could now remember, rose up after all the intense make-out they had.

Damn… no wonder he had been smirking the whole time. That damn bastard… she would need to get revenge…

"I don't know how to act… sexy." Sakura admitted, blushing slightly in embarrassment.

"And this is where your training starts." Ino winked at her.

"Now, depending on your boyfriend, there may be different forms of 'sexy' to them." Ino explained. "Take example, Shikamaru. He would need an aggressive type of sexy, since he tends to be the lazy type. The 'shy sexy', like Hinata or Nijiko, would not work for him because they wouldn't appeal to his taste." Ino explained.

"And take example Sasuke." TenTen added. "He is more of the control type, and he tends to like the sexy which seems weak, but wild within. In short, Nijiko all the way." TenTen explained.

"And Naruto, who acts loud and obnoxious, may like the calm, quiet type of sexy beauty, like Hinata." Temari added.

"While others, like Kiba, like the straight up wild." Sakura whistled, laughing at Ino.

"More or less, yes." Ino said, sending Sakura a quick glare.

"So… what type is Itachi-san?" Hinata asked.

"Well," Sakura thought, putting her index finger on her chin and thinking. "He is definitely controlive…" she began.

"Shy and wild sexy" Ino said.

"But there's also a part of him that likes the quiet… and there's also the thing that he loves doing stuff to me, over all." Sakura thought, frowning slightly as all the girls giggled at her.

"Hmmm" Temari thought.

"So he likes aggressive, wild, and shy… you have one interesting man." TenTen whistled. They all laughed.

"Let's get to work girls… we're going to need to show Sakura everything we know about sexy." Ino spoke mischievously, as she approached Sakura like a lioness approaching her prey.

'Crap'


"Come on!!" Sakura swore. "I don't need to put this on now.' She pleaded.

"Of Course you do." Ino counter-argued.

"How are you supposed to practice seducing Itachi if you don't have the right materials?" TenTen added.

"How am I supposed to practice seducing Itachi without Itachi." Sakura argued, rolling her eyes.

"Sakura, we're ninja." Temari rolled her eyes, looking back at Nijiko, who simply nodded, making some hand signs.

In a poof, a clone appeared beside her, though it took the form of Itachi. Ino went up to it, examining it. "He seems a bit shorter now, but not by much; it's good enough." She said after a while.

It took several minutes for the girls to finally convince Sakura to put on the outfit, though for the most part, they had to force her out of her attire and lock her in a room with only that seductive police outfit as an alternative outfit for her to give up, and come out with the clothing on.

Hinata whistled teasingly.

"Lookin' good Saku." Temari joked, making Sakura blush while she glared, and stared at a random object in the room, which happened to be a toaster. Poor toaster… what had it done to receive such harsh treatment?

"Let's just get this over with." She muttered under her breath, loud enough for all of them to hear. She found this truly pointless… how could they honestly help her increase her… sexiness, as they put it.

Well, apparently Sakura had no idea.

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"Keep your back straight. Don't slouch!" Ino commanded, walking up to Sakura, who was currently sitting on the Itachi clone –who was sitting on a chair- with her legs spread wide open… yeah, and she had on a skirt…

'Why must I be cursed with such bad luck?' Sakura rolled her eyes mentally, doing as Ino had told her.

"Now, gently and slowly lay your hands on his shoulders, wrapping your arms around him and playing with his hair." Ino instructed.

"Ino… come on, this is pointless." She sighed, doing as she was told.

Much to her shock, the clone reacted, moving his arms and wrapping them around her waist and brining her closer, until the clone's hands made their way to her ass.

Sakura let out a high-pitched squeal before pressing a pressure point in the neck, making the clone disappear in a swift poof.

Ino sighed, grabbing her temples and shaking her head in a disapproving manner. "Sakura" she began, looking up, "that was the fifth clone you already castrated. How many more times will we have to go over this? The. Clone. Is. Not. REAL." Ino said slowly, trying to make sure it processed through Sakura's head.

"Just because it's a clone doesn't mean you don't feel weird." Sakura glared, standing up and fixing her skirt.

"How do you expect to feel comfortable when Itachi does it if you can't even work with a clone?" Ino protested.

"That's exactly it Ino." Sakura exclaimed, sighing. "I don't feel comfortable letting Itachi do that yet. Because, he's never shown any sign of wanting… sex." She said, almost hesitant on finishing the sentence.

"But he will eventually." Temari added quickly.

"Yes, and when the time comes, I'll be ready… I won't be needing this outfit for a while, Ino." She rolled her eyes.

Ino was about to protest, but Nijiko stopped her. "Ino, Sakura really is right. I know S-Sasuke-kun would never do anything I don't want to do." She explained, showing a kind smile. "Though they might be p-perverts, they do have manners." She explained, thinking of her dear Sasuke-kun.

"You see, I know Itachi already…" she smiled.

"Okay, maybe you're right…" Ino sighed.

"But what will you do when the time does come?" Temari asked.

Sakura shrugged. "I'll figure something out, I guess." She sighed.

"What do you guys think Itachi might think if he found out we were doing this?" TenTen's sudden question made them freeze.

They started laughing abruptly seconds later. "I don't know about you, but I think he was have definitely been turned on." Ino laughed.

"Are you kidding?" Sakura scoffed, "he'd be laughing at me for my horrible attempts." She proclaimed.


It had been about 2 hours, and the girl would not stop talking about Itachi, no matter how much Sakura pleaded them to.

"Come on girls, enough about Itachi!" Sakura whined, for what could have been the fourth time that minute.

"Sorry Sakura" TenTen chuckled.

"But come on, loosen up!" Ino whined. "You're going to marry this guy! I think we have the right to talk about him, thank you." Ino protested.

"I'd rather talk about something else." Sakura scoffed.

"Get over it Sakura." Ino dismissed.

Sakura glared but Hinata butted it. "You're the center of attention throughout all of Konoha, and most countries too." Hinata said.

"What?!" Sakura shouted in disbelief.

Nijiko stood up and went to the kitchen, grabbing a newspaper Sakura had not seen earlier. Nijiko threw it at Sakura, who caught it with ease.

"Page 2, middle left." Temari answered Sakura's unspoken question.

Sakura read the segment.

The Uchiha Clan's heir has finally chosen to lead the clan, and has admitted marriage!

That was the first sentence.

"How do you think Temari found out about this before Hinata even told her?" TenTen piped in.

Sakura rose an eyebrow, and flipped the newspaper back to page one.

"Crap… this is Suna'spaper?!"

"Yup! I brought it here from Suna right before I came. Again, I had to beg Gaara to let me come visit you before the wedding. But of course, Gaara has a soft spot for you, so he let me go after some persistence." Temari explained.

Sakura groaned.

"I think I heard ambassadors from Suna saying they would love to attend." Temari added.

Sakura groaned once again, this time louder. "I can't believe this is happening."

"Cheer up Sakura." Nijiko tried to turn the mood.

"Yeah, I mean isn't being talked about good?" Ino shrugged. "Especially when 90% of the talk is good talk, but no one really cares about fan girls." Ino dismissed.

"I don't want any special attention just because I'm getting married." Sakura glared.

"Oh come on Sakura." TenTen said.

"It really is hard not to talk about it, if you think about it." Nijiko added.

"And why is that?" Sakura retorted, obviously not seeing their point.

"Well, for one, it's the heir of the Uchiha Clan getting married; to the Gondaime's prized pupil no less!" Temari exclaimed.

"How do you not expect that to be big?" Ino said, rolling her eyes.

Sakura sighed, rubbing her temples. "Great… and I thought I was all done with the invites… the wedding is next week." Sakura panicked.

"Have you picked out the dress?" Ino asked.

"It has to be this traditional Uchiha kimono thing." Sakura replied, her eyes closed.

"Ooh, so it's going to a traditional theme like thing?" TenTen asked.

"Yeah… and the wedding's in the Uchiha Compound too." Sakura muttered.

"Well that's no surprise, that place is huge." Ino exclaimed.

They all nodded in agreement as they started talking about more wedding details.


Once the girls had told the guys they were sleeping over at Ino's, they had decided they didn't want to be alone… so they decided to get their own get together, of some sort.

That was why they found themselves in Itachi's room at the current time, after several hours. But then again, Itachi was there, leaning on the wall, wondering what exactly they were doing in his room, watching TV, and drinking sake and other alcoholic beverages. When had they even come?

One second he was in the shower, coming out in black pants and shirtless, the next second he was ambushed by a bunch of guys, coming in with beer, sake, video games, and… a dog…

"He does not shed, does he?" Itachi questioned, raising an eyebrow.

"Akamaru? Shed?" Kiba said with a fake aghast expression. "Never!" he exclaimed. "Akamaru is a pure breed! No shedding for him, isn't that right boy?" Kiba said, and a bark followed shortly after.

"Fleas?" he asked, glancing at Akamaru, who was lounging around lazily on his couch, belly up, tongue out, and tail wagging. Akamaru had literally kicked Naruto, Kiba, and Shikamaru off the couch, so they decided to sit on the floor.

"He's clean, don't worry. Hana checked him just a day ago." Kiba dismissed.

"Ahh…" Itachi said, looking around. "So why are you all in here?"

"We've been here consuming alcohol for over 2 hours now. You'd think you would have learned why we were here." Kiba said, chugging his beer.

"To sum it up, we had nowhere to go." Naruto shrugged.

Itachi looked around the room awkwardly: it had never been so polluted with people before.

Neji was currently absent, for he went to get TenTen some ice cream.

Naruto and Kiba were going against each other in Halo 3 (A/N: Don't own!) with Shikamaru watching them lazily.

Sasuke was roaming around Itachi's fridge, searching for some more room he could put the beer in.

"Hand me another beer Sasuke-teme!" Naruto exclaimed, looking up from the game momentarily.

Sasuke nodded, throwing the beer bottle harshly across the room. An evil glint made its way towards Itachi's face. "This room better be left spotless." He warned.

"Neat freak much?" Naruto shrugged, catching the beer bottle… barely.

"I prefer to not keep my room looking like a pig-sty. That is why you all decided to come here instead of Sasuke's, am I correct?" he raised an eyebrow, smirking.

Sasuke glared at him.

"That, and," Kiba paused, trying to control his laughter, "you're room has a flat screen TV with surround sound." Kiba noted. "Sasuke's room is nothing compared to this." Kiba said which earned him an empty beer bottle to the face.

Itachi smirked. Not because Kiba got hit in the face –though that was amusing too-, but because they were teasing Sasuke too. It was like music to his ears.

"So…" Naruto looked up, frowning, noticing Kiba had totally kicked his ass… again. Seriously, he knew he wasn't the best, but Kiba must have some weird skills when it came to video games. "Itachi, you got game?" he asked.

Itachi raised an eyebrow, asking what he was referring to.

"Halo" he replied, rolling his eyes.

Itachi smirked, walking towards the couch as Naruto through the controller at him. "I'm decent."

In truth, Itachi was godly at it, even exceeding Kiba by far, and he had been the best in the group. Itachi just didn't want to show off.

Neji appeared on the second round, Sasuke vs. Itachi.

"What was it this time?" Shikamaru asked casually.

"Rocky Road and Butter Pecan ice cream." Neji stated, walking to the couch. He looked down at Akamaru, who was laying on it as if it were his property. He settled for the arm of the couch instead. Wow… they were being kicked out by a dog… was that sad or what?

But then again… he was being manipulated by a mere woman… so he couldn't really complain…

"Yum, you should have brought us some." Naruto whined. He was currently laying on his back in boredom, trying to count how many times Itachi was kicking ass.

"You're not TenTen." He merely deadpanned. Seriously, if it weren't for the fact he held affection to said woman, and she was not pregnant, and they weren't engaged, he wouldn't be caught dead leaving the comfort of his home in the middle of the night for ice cream. Not even Hinata could force him to do that, not that she would make him do it anyway. Hinata was much too kind.

Naruto grumbled. "I'd totally by you ice cream in the middle of the night for no apparent reason-" Naruto began, but as he began to describe more detail, it sounded less probable, "-because you were having mood swings out of nowhere." He finished.

All the guys in the room raised their eyebrows, staring at Naruto oddly.

"Naruto, you wouldn't do that unless your life depended on it, or there was ramen in it for you." Shikamaru stated bluntly, saying what most in the room had on their mind.

"I can dream can't I?"

"We all can," Sasuke paused shortly, frowning as Itachi blew his head off. "But you shouldn't put fact and fantasy together. It's not like you'll ever see Neji pregnant."

Laughs filled the air, all coming from Kiba and Naruto. A few seconds passed and Sasuke had been punched against the wall.

Sasuke sighed, blocking as Neji tried to hit his chakra pathways. "I was merely trying to defend you." Sasuke actually had to turn on his Sharingan to make sure he didn't get hit.

"Unless you all wish to sit in Sasuke's… room, I suggest there not be any blood stains." Itachi didn't even look up from the screen, where he was standing in front of Sasuke's little man. "Or if you wish to keep this." He mused, aiming and shooting right where Sasuke's dick should be… in the game.

Several of them shivered, and the ones who didn't, wondered if he was being serious.

"It's not like Neji needs his anymore. He already got TenTen knocked up." Naruto snickered.

Neji's Byakugan activated dangerously.

"Are you implying you've never screwed around with Hinata?" Sasuke raised an eyebrow from up against the wall, where Neji was holding him captive.

"I'd rather not imagine what Naruto and Hinata do in the bedroom, Sasuke." Neji frowned, already getting a mental image of his poor, not so innocent Hinata.

"Hey!" Naruto growled, ready to rip Sasuke to shred. "I'd never do something she doesn't want." He glared. "If we haven't done that already, which I'm not saying we haven't, it was because she wasn't ready." He growled.

"So wait… was Sai right in calling you dickless all these years?" Kiba's reply was muffled by laughter.

"Oh shut it Kiba." Shikamaru sighed. "I know for a fact you barely boned Ino a while ago." He scoffed. "Ino couldn't walk right for the next few days afterwards, and she was lagging behind while training." Shikamaru said, almost as if he were bored.

Kiba blushed profoundly, but no one knew whether it was from embarrassment, anger, or something else. Kiba suddenly pounced on Shikamaru, but he had been able to summon his shadow binding in the nick of time.

"You've probably not even done anything with Temari either." Neji frowned. "You hardly see her, and let's face it, Gaara would kill you."

"Yeah, and he's always too lazy too." Naruto added.

"Too lazy to have sex? He must be gay." Sasuke rolled his eyes.

"Whatever. You've barely gotten a girlfriend now, after several years of being available." Shikamaru said. "I'm sure you haven't done anything." Shikamaru shrugged.

"I could've years back." Sasuke glared.

"But you didn't." Naruto grinned.

They all started fighting with themselves, and Itachi merely watched in the background, with oddly enough, Akamaru. Hey, Itachi had no complaints; he seemed to be enjoying it as much as he was.

Itachi frowned after a few minutes of the fighting. 'This room better be left spotless… and bloodless.' His frown deepened as he saw their bodies stiffen slightly, meaning they were ready to fight.

Damn… maybe that had had way too much beer…

Before any of them could actually throw a single kunai, or activate a jutsu, Itachi was in between them all.

He punched Naruto, sending him flying back to the wall, where he successfully passed out, and then fell on the bed.

Next, he kicked Kiba, making him skid away as he leaned on Akamaru for strength.

Next, he grabbed Neji's fist harshly, making him drop his kunai, which he quickly grabbed, and threw at Shikamaru who had to move his arms, thus unsealing the jutsu he had been trying to activate. He dodged, and the kunai hit Sasuke's own sharply, making them both drop to the floor.

Itachi twisted Neji's arm slightly, making him break away from his fighting position, and then he secured Shikamaru in a choke like hold with his other hand.

Sasuke came charging seconds later, and Itachi swiftly pushed Neji and Shikamaru away, and then grabbed Sasuke's wrist, twisting it, and pulled him down.

Neji came running at him, or more specifically, Shikamaru, and he just happened to be in Neji's way.

Still keeping his hand on Sasuke, Itachi kneed Neji in the stomach, making him fall forward on top of Sasuke, who had one hand on the floor –the other one Itachi was holding onto-, along with both his knees.

Shikamaru came running at him afterwards, but he didn't even get to touch him. Shikamaru tripped on the beer bottle Sasuke had thrown at Kiba minutes before. Shikamaru either passed out because of the impact, or the beer had finally gotten to him and he fell asleep.

Itachi refrained from sweat dropping, or doing anything for that matter.

Just great… now he had to take care of 5 drunk-ass guys and make sure they didn't hurt themselves. Well, Shikamaru and Naruto were currently unconscious, to just 3… but that wouldn't mean it still wouldn't be a hassle.


It had been 2 more hours… of Itachi's worst day…

Itachi frowned, pulling his book down and looking in front of him, where Naruto was currently trying to do some duet karaoke with Kiba with a beer bottle on both their hands… and oh yeah, they were shirtless and pant less. Let's just say, it didn't sound that good…

Things had been better when Naruto was still knocked out.

"Naruto, put some plants on please." Sasuke rolled his eyes.

Naruto hiccupped, smiling goofily

Itachi closed his eyes, trying to regain relaxation. He was almost calm once again, but Naruto started yelling.

"Whoa Itachi! I never knew you rolled that way!" Naruto said in between hiccups.

Itachi opened his eyes curiously, seeing Naruto holding up one of Sakura's bras. Itachi glared.

"That's Sakura's you dumbass." Sasuke laughed, hey what can I say? The beer was getting to him. "Sakura moved in for a while." He continued.

Naruto examined the bra, and since he was drunk, he would probably not remember anything he said, and he most likely had no control over his actions…

"Whoa! I never knew Sakura-chan was a D-Cup!"

Naruto's sudden outburst made Itachi glare profoundly.

"Sakura-chan really does takes after Tsunade-baachan! She had huge b-" Naruto wasn't even able to finish his sentence for Itachi had kicked him harshly, making him hit the hallway wall. Itachi's door had been open…

Itachi turned around, seeing all the guys staring at him. Kiba's empty beer bottle fell with a thud, his mouth hanging wide open.

Itachi merely shrugged. "I liked him better asleep." He said, picking up Sakura's bra and placing it back in the drawer, but not quickly examining it himself.

'A D-Cup huh?' his perverted self thought.

He put down the peppermint green laced bra back to its original place, recomposing himself and turning around, laying on his bed.

The guys still stared for a few more seconds, before they returned back to normal, acting like nothing had just happened, and that Itachi didn't just kick Naruto's ass.

Hey, in their opinion, it wasn't abnormal for Naruto to get his ass handed to him for being annoying, loud, or doing and or saying something inappropriate.

They kept talking, playing video games, and most importantly, consuming alcoholic beverages till around one in the morning, when everyone was already passed out due to all the alcohol consummation they were doing. Only Itachi had been left awake, and he had to move everyone, to make sure no one came home to see Naruto half naked in the kitchen with ramen right next to him, or one of Sakura's bras on Kiba's chest.

Seriously, he turns around to use the bathroom for one minute and when he comes back, Kiba's already trying on her clothes, geez. The nerve of this people.

If it weren't for the fact these… buffoons were Sakura's best friend's boyfriends, he seriously wouldn't even bother. They would have been thrown out before they could even pop open the beer bottle.

So, once Itachi had initially finished inspecting Sakura's bras, and making sure everything was back in its place, making seem almost unnoticeable it had been touched in the first place, he started dragging the guys bodies to a decent place, you could say the least.

First, he had literally thrown Sasuke to his room, not even caring if he landed on the bed. It wouldn't matter, most likely, he wouldn't remember or feel anything in the morning.

Next, he had once again made Akamaru go down on the floor, his master on him. Seriously, he found it beyond incredulous he had been arguing with a dog for over 15 minutes to decide who slept where. The story would never leave that room. How did he know? He had made sure Akamaru had consumed some type of alcoholic beverage as well afterwards. He wouldn't even be able to tell Kiba, ha.

After some thought, he had decided Neji would take the couch. He had been the most respectful of the bunch, and he too, was from a well respected Clan as well.

Shikamaru had stayed in the guest room right next door, and Itachi was contemplating if he should even touch Naruto. He had been the most intoxicated of the bunch, he could tell. After all, he was the person with the least amount of clothing on.

Unfortunately, he could only imagine how Mikoto would react finding a naked Naruto on her kitchen counter. He really wouldn't want to go through with all of that, so he had dragged Naruto to Sasuke's room, leaving him on the floor. Out of common courtesy, he even put some blankets on him, so as to not blind his foolish little brother when he awoke from his 'hangover'.

And thus, Itachi was left in the bed, alone, and in peace… Even if he was sharing his room with 3 other males, and a rather large, peculiar dog.

He could only count down the time before morning came, and they could all just leave. He wondered how he had possibly let himself in this situation. Oh, that's right, Sakura had to go to that sleep over.

'Never again' Itachi held back a sigh.

End of Chapter

Whoa… this seriously took me a long time to update. I apologize everyone!

This chapter was sort of perverted Dx… sorry, but what do you expect? It's Ino we're talking about X) and Uchihas' too.

Any and all feedback is much appreciated ppl!

-Marzy-chan~~! :))