Dear Notebook

I am very scared.

Mello has been...harassing me. He keeps on telling me I'm "sexy" and that I "turn him on" WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN?!

Everytime I see him, he winks at me! And he tried to kiss me! WHAT IS GOING ON!

Normally, I don't get worked up about things like this but this...this is just disturbing!

Near

Dear Stupid Girly Diary

We found a new way to annoy Near! Basically, Near is an emotionless robot. He doesn't show any emotion whatsoever.

So, we've been hitting on him! Its so funny! He just freaks out! I pretended to kiss him yesterday and he started crying! THIS IS AWESOME!

I think Near's going to have a mental breakdown!

Mello

Dear Mello

So thats why you've been hitting on Near...

I was getting pretty jealous.

Matt

Dear Matt

First of all, STOP READING MY DIARY!

Secondly, why would I like that sheep?

Mello

Dear Mello

I will stop reading your diary when you stop leaving it out.

You gave a pretty convincing performance. I really thought you were in love with Near or something.

Matt

Dear Matt

Why would I like Near?!

He is so...so...Neary.

Plus, he looks like a ten year old. That is very unattractive.

Mello

Dear Mello

I like you too.

I only insult you because I am jealous of your good looks and charm. In fact, I'd give anything for you to be mine. I have always felt this way but I have always been to scared to tell you how I felt.

I love you Melly Bear.

Yours Sincerly

Near

Dear Near

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DO NOT WANT! DO NOT WANT! DOOOO NOOOOT WANNNNNT!?

Mello

Dear Matt

NEAR SAYS HE LOVES ME! WHAT THE HELL!

Mello

Dear Mello

You did lead him on though...

Poor little Near...unrequited love is so tragic...

Matt

Dear Matt

Stop screwing around! He says he loves me! URGH!

Seriously, this is disturbing! He called me Melly Bear!

Mello

Dear Mello

You brought this on yourself...Melly Bear.

Matt

Dear "Melly Bear"

You shouldn't leave your diary out for anyone to read.

Near

A/N: Hey! Thanks for reading! Sorry its just a short one today! I've been working on my new fanfic "Crimson Snow"

Please check it out! Love you all!