FURRIES AND DARK LORDS ON MARIO KART

Chapter 11: Royal Raceway

"I will be narrating for this level," said Peach. "My castle is next to this raceway. Let the race begin!"

The race began. There was less battle than in Wario Stadium, as a great deal of racers had been taken out in the previous two races.

There weren't many obstacles at Royal Raceway, but there were several Piranha Plants as well as a few areas of water, although this water would not remove a balloon if someone fell into it.

Meowth and a Ring Wraith were watching from the sidelines, when two Piranha Plants ate them.

Sauron got a Chain Chomp and began riding it. He smashed into Burnevere, Wormtail, General Grievous, Smithy, Wario, and Jason, taking each of their first balloons.

At a big jump, Spiderman used his webs to tie up Giovanni and throw him into the river at the side. The Lakitu took him out unharmed.

Batman threw a batarang at Boba, taking off his first balloon.

"Hey! Shagrat!" said Gorbag. "Shortcut! If we are able to even place eighth in this match, Sauron will reward us!"

"You go there," said Shagrat. "I'll keep going."

Gorbag followed the path to Peach's Castle. He searched for a secret passage, and to his great annoyance found that it was not a shortcut at all.

Flicker and Flame got on either side of Yaxley, who had two balloons left and was aiming a red shell at Fox.

"Now!" said Flicker. He and Flame breathed fire at Yaxley, who lost both balloons from the double attack and was destroyed.

Bowser and Dark Bowser got beside each other and breathed fire at each other. They were evenly matched, but oblivious to those behind or in front of them. They were along the path to the big jump, by the way. Piett planted a banana and Veers shot a green shell backward. Bowser slipped on the banana and lost his second balloon; Dark Bowser was hit by the shell and lost his second balloon as well. Bowser recovered first and breathed fire at Dark Bowser, who lost his third balloon and was destroyed.

DK and Wario both got Bob-ombs and threw them ahead at Dolohov, Tatanga, and Wiseman. They exploded, reducing all three to one balloon.

"I got them good!" said DK. "I bet Bowser's gonna be really impressed by that!"

"No, I was the one who got them all," said Wario. "Bowser's gonna love me for that."

Tatanga moved next to Flame. "How about this?" he said. "If I place before you, then you have to marry me."

Flame breathed fire at Tatanga, and he lost his last balloon and was destroyed.

Wiseman planted a fake item box next to other items. Burnevere crashed into the fake item box and lost his last balloon. His Kart exploded in a ball of flame.

"BURNEVERE!" said Flicker, Flame, and Blaze at once.

Ash shot a red shell at Wiseman. It hit him directly, taking his last balloon and destroying him.

Michael got a star and smashed into General Grievous, taking his last balloon and destroying him. Then he smashed into Lucario, taking his second balloon shortly before his Star expired.

Renamon threw a green shell at Michael, which took his second balloon. Renamon and Lucario were able to get further ahead. Michael got three red shells, but before he could activate them, they were stolen by Wormtongue, who got a Boo.

Moo threw a Bob-omb ahead of him. Michael was so frustrated over losing his red shells that he didn't notice it. He smashed right into the Bob-omb, which exploded, obliterating him.

Pinhead reached out with his hooked chains. They slashed Malfoy, taking his last balloon, and he was destroyed.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" said Narcissa. She raised her wand. "AVADA KEDAVRA!"

All three of Pinhead's balloons were gone, and he was destroyed.

There were no more casualties for the rest of the race, except for a Nazgûl hit by a Bob-omb thrown a bit off by Leatherface. Tails won, Vader got second, Frieza got third this time, Voldemort got fourth, Dimentio got fifth, Freddy got sixth, Batman got seventh, Bowser got eighth, and Saruman got last.

SCORE:

Team Furry: 110
Team Palpatine: 66
Team Sauron: 0
Team Voldemort: 42
Team Fawful: 14
Team Frieza: 12
Team Freddy: 11
Team Superman: 8
Team Bowser: 3