Hobbits in America

By Samhoku

(I do not have the Imagination so I cannot have written the books.)

I have a picture for Sally in my profile

Hey Y'all. I am sorry that I have not written. Been busy taking requests on Fan-Fictions to write for people. Thinking of new ideas and such. (; Will be adding lots of humor.

Chapter

Oh yeah those video's where embarrassing.

Legolas did not blame Charlie for blushing bright red.

Charlie tackled his sister before she could get another video in.

The last one had Charlie and Johnny yelling, "Pee Pee race" when they where 5 and 7.

Legolas watched the hobbits as they laughed. They had been laughing for an hour.

Verona said, "Eh. Well I am getting the Birthday cake."

Legolas asked, "What is a...birthday cake?"

Sally gasped, "You dont know what a birthday cake is? You have been deprived my good man!"

John mumbled, "She needs to be deprived."

Sally glared at her father, "Ha. Ha. Ha."

Legolas grinned widely, "She is not that bad."

Sally said, "That is because of the devil Wii fit."

Legolas asked, "What on earth is that?"

Sally replied with great drama, "It is a evil thing that checks how much you weigh then tells you that you are fat. Then it tells you that you are 50!"

Legolas covered his mouth and tried to look serious, "Really."

Sally glared at him, "Yes. Really."

Verona sang, "Here comes the bride!" Then she said to Legolas, "You may Kiss Sally who is the bride!"

Sally kicked her sister, "Shut up."

Legolas (who was not sure what that meant) raised his eyebrows.

Charlie grinned, "She is implying that you and Sally will get married. By the way you are arguing I would not rule it out."

John boy chuckled and left the room, "Well I will leave while I am still young and dont need to be maimed by my sister."


Legolas watched as the Hobbits where on a Sugar high.

Pippin was talking a hundred miles per hour, "?"

Marry replied, "yeahicouldreallyuseagoodwife. allthewomenherearereallytall. itwillbeimpossibletofindawife."

Legolas looked at Sally, "I have no clue what they are saying."

Sally had recorded it and she played it back slowly.

Pippin: You know I really wish that their where hobbits here because i could really use a wife how about you Marry?

Marry: Yeah I could really use a good wife. all the women here are really tall. It will be impossible to find a wife.

Legolas laughed.

Sally asked seriously, "How old are they really?"

Legolas said, "In their 30s."

Sally asked again, "How old are you? Really?"

Legolas replied carefully, "3400 years old."

Sally gasped, "You are kidding?"

Legolas shook his head, "No. I am not kidding."

Charlie came in along with Johnny, "Sally a guy is looking for big and ugly and small and uglier."

Sally glared and walked to the door, opened the door, slammed it while saying, "We dont want any."

Gandalf and Eomer glared at the door. Gandalf looked at Eomer. Eomer kicked down the door.

Verona looked at the door, "Mr. You are paying for that door. And you will or you will die. I can promise you that."