Author's Note: Hey guys, I'm sorry it's taken so long again to update. I recently took a job in car sales that requires me to work 50+ hours a week. So when I'm home all I want to do is sleep and spend time with my hubby and son.
I'm glad my half assed smut was received well by all, except one person, who pmed me and then blocked so I couldn't message them back. This person bashed me for being so "disgustingly descriptive." If they thought my use of the word 'nipple' was bad, I'd hate to see what they think of some of the other M rated fics on here. So, since I couldn't message this person back directly, here is my response:
Mount a dildo to that high horse you're on and maybe you'll lighten up. No one likes a prude. P.S. I have the urge to write a particularly raunchy anal fic just for you.
Now, this chapter could most likely be considered a full blown cross over. We are taking our beloved Necessary Roughness characters and introducing them to the wonderful world of Pearson Hardman (Suits). If you are a Suits fan, this will take place just after they ousted Hardman but before Jessica officially decides to take his name off the door. I just can't bring myself to write Harvey and Mike fighting.
Since this is so obnoxiously long, I'll take this time to thank everyone who has faved, reviewed, followed, and followed me on twitter as well. At NicAm13.
On with the show!
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"So, how hot is this Harvey anyway? It'll be nice to have something other than my douche canoe of a mother."
Nico suppressed a snicker at Juliette's question. Out of the corner of his eye he saw Dani's shoulders shaking in silent laughter. Feeling playful, he decided to try to get her to lose her last little bit of control.
"He's pretty good looking. If I were to 'go gay', it would most certainly be because he looked at me the right way."
The moment of deafening silence was quickly broken by Dani's burst of hysterical laughter and Juliette sputtering to find words. He flashed Dani a knowing smirk and wrapped an arm around her waist in a quick hug.
"You're beautiful when you laugh." He whispered softly in her ear, the blush that rose in her cheeks only widening his grin. He sighed when she leaned in to him minutely and leaned up to whisper back when the doors to the elevator opened to the site of none other than Harvey Specter himself.
"Nico, it's good to see you; especially under circumstances that don't require me pulling your ass out of the fire." Harvey held out his hand, his signature smirk plastered on his lips. Nico grasped his hand firmly in a friendly shake.
"I seem to remember an instance in Thailand that required a little extinguishing on my part as well Harvey." Nico responded with his own smirk. Harvey shrugged.
"It can never be said we don't have a mutually beneficial relationship. Still the tailored suit and no tie? I thought you'd outgrow that eventually."
Nico shook his head and laughed.
"I may know how to tie a full Windsor but that doesn't mean I like to walk around with a noose around my neck all day. Plus there is something to be said about not being mistaken for a Harvard tool on a regular basis."
"Ah but Nico, you are a Harvard tool."
Nico caught a glance of Dani's ears perking up at the mention of his attending Harvard. It wasn't exactly something he advertised and only a handful of people knew, though he guessed she deserved to know what ever she wanted about him now. He continued to banter with Harvey for another few moments when he heard Juliette lean forward and whisper to Dani.
"God, Nico wasn't kidding. The lady boner I have for that guy is just ridiculous. Look at how well that suit fits him."
He heard Dani swat at the girl playfully before minutely nodding her head in agreement.
"What do you say we get down to business?" Harvey offered, extending his arm towards the main conference room across the way from the elevators. Through the glass they could see Gabrielle sitting beside her lawyer and a younger blonde man leaning against the glass outside wall.
"Well there went my lady boner." Juliette mumbled, following behind the two men.
"I think she could ruin anyone's boner sweetie." Dani offered while wrapping an arm around her shoulders.
Harvey laughed from his place in front of them.
"I'm sorry, my manners are lacking today. I'm Harvey Specter. You are?" Nico watched Harvey flash his most charming smile at Dani and rolled his eyes.
"Dr. Danielle Santino; she is the team therapist as well as my girlfriend. You already know who Juliette is so put that charm away before I make it disappear somewhere."
"Nico!" Dani said incredulously from behind him, her hand coming to land harshly on his upper arm.
Harvey chuckled and held his hands up in surrender.
"Easy there Nico. I didn't know the lady was spoken for. Though if she ever isn't, be a good friend and give her my number will ya?"
Nico watched Harvey wink at Dani then turn on his heel and enter the conference room. His fist clenched at his side. Typically little things like this he wouldn't give a fraction of a damn about but with the goings on of the past week, Harvey flirting with Dani was just not something he wanted to deal with. Dani used her grip on his arm to turn him to face her.
"Hey, it's alright Nico. You should know better by now that he's harmless. I love you. Now pick your damn head up and square those shoulders. We have a Will reading and a viper bitch to attend to."
Juliette snickered and Nico widened his eyes in mock surprise.
"Did you just go full Santino on me?"
The pressure of her hand squeezing his arm was reassuring and exactly what he needed in that moment. God, the little things she could do for his sanity were astounding to him. Warmth filled his chest as she smiled up at him.
"You bet your ass. Now let's get this show on the road."
His admiration for the woman before him grew as he watched her silently check for Juliette's approval before leading her in to the conference room, leaving Nico no choice but to follow them.
Harvey stood on the side of the conference table closest to the glass wall beside the younger blonde man. Once Nico was near enough Harvey began to make his introductions as only he could.
"Nico Careles this is my associate-"
"Mike Ross. It's a pleasure to meet you." Nico cut Harvey off and extended his hand towards the young lawyer. Mike exchanged a nervous glance with Harvey before meeting Nico with a firm handshake.
"The pleasure is mine Mr. Careles. I would say I've heard a lot about you but I don't think anyone who has and is still around to talk about it."
The collective chuckles from Harvey, Dani, and Juliette were enough for Nico to refrain from glaring at the kid.
"As endearing as this whole little scene is, can we just get on with this? I have a flight to catch in an hour." Gabrielle's low voice sounded from the other side of the table, the nasal edge to it reminded Nico of nails on a chalkboard.
"Ah Gabby, I nearly forgot you were here; though how I managed that with the smell of viper bitch in the air I haven't a clue." Harvey prodded the middle aged woman.
"Now now Harvey, you're giving offense to purebreds everywhere." Nico chimed in, pulling Dani's chair out for her to sit.
"Yeah Harvey, I think money grubbing skank is more suitable don't you?" Mike added his comment as he slid in to the seat opposite Gabrielle's lawyer. Nico had to swallow his laughter and fight to keep the smile from his lips. Gabrielle's face was ruby red in anger and her eyes flashed dangerously.
"Seriously? You're supposed to be professionals! Keep this up and I'll sue you and your entire firm for defamation of character."
"Honey, we aren't publicizing anything. Besides, it's not like 99.9 percent of the people who have met you wouldn't agree. Now, can I do my job or are we going to continue making threats?" Harvey's smug tone was enough to force Gabrielle's mouth closed, but the daggers she glared at her lawyer for remaining silent spoke more than words could. Nico almost felt sorry for what the man would have to listen to later.
"Right. Now, on to business. The last Will and Testament of Marshall Pittman is as follows; 'I leave my beloved team The New York Hawks to my daughter Juliette Pittman, along with 80 percent of the remaining assets of her choosing. The remaining 20 percent are to be liquidated and donated to a charity, again, of my daughter's choosing. To my ex-wife Gabrielle, I leave the house, her car, and 500,000 dollars. If she has any complaints, tell her to use a portion of it to have her snatch surgically tightened and use it to rope in another rich sucker.'"
Nico, who had just taken a drink of coffee, choked. Dani patted him on the back to help calm him, but had her face tucked behind her hair in an obvious effort not to laugh. The stiffening silence around them was broken my Juliette's hysterical laughter.
"Oh. My. God." The girl managed to speak between struggling to regain her breath. "Alright, I know dad and I had some issues, but holy shit was that brilliant." Another fit of laughter consumed her. Nico dared a glance at Gabrielle, and he was deeply pleased to see all the natural color drained from her face and become replaced by a sickly green. He thought she was about to throw up when she finally opened her mouth.
"This is outrageous! Not only does he embarrass me but he hardly leaves me a dime! Me, who stuck by him for more than 20 years! Instead he leaves it to that ungrateful little bitch." Her voice became progressively higher as she stood out of her seat and pointed unceremoniously at Juliette. Nico stood to match her, staring her down. His rage boiled near the surface and it took Dani wrapping her hand around his clenched fist for him to barely keep it in check.
"Mrs. Pittman I think it is best if we just calm down-"Her lawyer attempted to stifle the woman beside him to no avail.
"I will not calm down! You better believe I am going to fight this. No way in hell is some unreliable little 19 year old drug addict going to take over this empire." The last words had spit flying out of her mouth and Nico flinched with disgust. The red that had been slowly filling his vision finally took over, but before he could do anything he'd regret, he felt Dani tug him back in to his seat and heard Juliette's voice fill the room. He looked to his left to find her standing and leaning towards her mother over the table.
"Now you listen here. First off, you were the one who decided to divorce him. You should be grateful you're getting anything at all. Second, who the hell do you think you're kidding saying you stood by him for 20 years? You were fucking Nico behind his back! And god only knows how many others. You are the worst wife in the history of the world. Not to mention an even worse mother. Face it Gabrielle, you have nothing. You can go ahead and try to fight this, but I will die before I let you have anything else that was his. Though if you're lucky I might just make a donation to the Shitty Mothers with Former Drug Addicted Daughters foundation. God knows you'll probably be begging for help once you blow through your money like it's a giant cock."
The feeling of pride that swept through Nico in the moment as he watched Juliette would have knocked him over if he weren't already sitting. As much as he tried to envision her as the little girl he used to push on the swing set, it was apparent in that moment that she was a full grown woman. But of course she was. No person could go through the things she had, survive, and not grow up. He watched Dani wrap an arm around Juliette's waist and move to help her sit back down. Finally tearing his eyes off Juliette, he looked at Gabrielle with stone cold eyes.
"We're done here. You should leave."
Gabrielle scoffed at him and stood, pulling her coat and purse with her.
"You'll be hearing from me." She shot at Harvey, who leaned back in his chair and twirled a pen between his fingers.
"The Will is iron-clad Gabrielle. Mike wrote it himself, and he doesn't miss a damn thing. In fact, he could recite the whole thing to you right now from memory if you want. Don't waste your energy. You need to save it for finding a new sugar daddy. Besides, it'll be such a pain cleaning you off my windshield when I run you over."
Gabrielle stared daggers at Harvey for a few more moments before turning on her heel and walking out the door and towards the elevators, he wet noodle of a lawyer following at a safe distance behind her.
The silence that filled the room continued until the elevator doors slid shut; the collective sigh of relief from the remaining persons echoed off the walls.
"As funny as it was, I don't remember that last part being in there Harvey." Mike spoke up from his place beside Juliette. Harvey shrugged and cast an amused look towards Nico, who looked at him curiously.
"It wasn't. Marshall said something along those lines while we were drafting this copy so I felt I owed it to him. Plus, I knew it would piss her off and there's nothing I like more than to watch Gabby walk away with a proverbial dick up her ass."
Any earlier resentment that had arisen in Nico for Harvey when he'd flirted with Dani instantly disappeared.
"I think I might love you." Juliette's voice spoke up, her mouth was hanging slightly open and her eyes were locked on the handsome lawyer, who flashed his signature grin at her.
"Down girl. You have enough problems to worry about." Dani smacked her arm playfully. Nico couldn't help but smile at the scene. He continued to be amazed at how well the two women in his life got on together.
"Personal infatuations aside, I was your father's lawyer from the beginning Juliette. I would be honored if you elected to keep me on retainer. I'll do anything I can to help advise you when it comes to handling all that you just inherited. Nico has my number so feel free to get a hold of me." Harvey spoke as he stood and refastened the top button of his suit jacket.
"If you'll excuse me, I need to finish preparing for a potential merger." Harvey nodded once at them, flicked his head from Mike to the door, and sauntered out of the room.
"Well that was interesting." Dani's soft voice spoke from beside him, her fingers entwining with his.
"No joke. I don't know about you guys but I'm ready for a nap." Juliette yawned and stood stretching her arms above her head. Nico stood, pulling Dani with him and helped her with her coat. Once he placed it around her shoulders, he leaned in and whispered in her ear.
"Nap time does sound pretty good right about now." He smirked as her body shivered against him and she threw him a playfully chastising look over her shoulder.
"We'll see Mr. Careles. I need to hear about this time in Thailand you teased Harvey about first. Depending on how devious the story is will decide just what kind of nap time you get." Heat flooded Nico's body and he grinned at her playfulness. He started to lean in for a chaste kiss when Juliette made a gagging noise from the doorway.
"Ugh, ew. Please tell me you have bleach for my ears in the car."
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Next chap: Nap time! Along with delving in to some of Nico's past. Soundtrack for this chap: B.B. King-The Thrill Is Gone, Cage The Elephant-Back Against The Wall.
