Not again
Do you feel that? I asked.
Feel what? He replied.
That! I said.
The subway? He guessed.
No. I said. That!
The bass from that slick, dope beat? He guessed again.
Good guess, but no. I mean 'That thing!'" I told him.
Oh, you mean my exceptionally large penis that's giving you mind-numbing orgasms? He said while thrusting hard. We'd been at this for almost an hour, mostly because he couldn't keep it hard once it was in the hole and he had to take it out and stroke it. But that's another story for another time.
I'm not havi-
Wait on it! He said and pumped hard. I didn't wanna hurt his feelings so I gave a couple of oh yeahs and give it to me before he came.
That was-
I know! He said. He was so full of himself.
You know what I want right now? I asked.
What?
You to guess what I'm feeling. But before I could say more, Brian's fist came through the mattress and through my chest, punching my heart out.
I TOLD YOU, NEVER IN THE HOUSE! He screamed then climbed through the hole in my chest, fixed his clothes and shook the guy's hand. How do you do?
Brian…dude, what the fuck? I said.
WE HAD AN AGREEMENT! He screamed and left.
So that's your ex, huh? The guy asked
Yeah, you'll have to excuse him. I said, fully embarrassed.
Are you gonna-?
Yeah, yeah. I'll be right back! I said and went to bandage the hole in my chest.
Stupid ex boyfriends!
TBC…
