Kanda softened his landing with the mummy (how he managed to put the mummy under him is something he won't say) and looked around. The soft light from some torches on the dusty walls (or anything really) gave the hall a haunted look.
The mummy moved and Kanda jumped before arming himself with his trusted katana. Perhaps bringing the mummy down with him hadn't been the best idea but he wasn't exactly known as the strategist, has almost being hacked in half because he couldn't think of any better way to win his opponent proved.*
Staring at the creature he decided he could care less about that and it was cutting time again. For the sake of the readers mental health and to not change the rating, the author decided not to describe what happened next and will only mention that the mummy was cut in many, MANY VERY little pieces and Kanda had a satisfied smirk on his face when it ended.
-:.:-
The White haired exorcist new furry ears twitched when he heard shuffling from behind him. He turned, activating his innocence and slashed the air with his sharp claw like left hand. A familiar yelp sounded an the teen blinked in surprise when the redhead exorcist came into view, his hands in a surrender pose.
He deactivated his left arm with a sigh "Lavi..."
"Allen-chan!" Lavi whined "Are you trying to kill meeeee?"
"it would be less trouble for me at least" the statement made Lavi whine even more but Allen ignored him with expertise and restarted his walk.
Lavi soon fell into step with the teen and they walked in silence, the bookman's apprentice taking everything to his memory.
Both soon reached a beautiful door with golden linings carved delicately into it and with the soft light from the torches it had a mysterious and magical air about it. They gave each other a look and opened the door, stopping almost immediately when they took the room' s view.
The walls had drawings depicting ancient Egyptian living and some hieroglyphs. Inside there were golden treasures from the most simple of instruments to elaborate works of art, delicately made and perfect in it's ancient glory. However, none of that was what made them stop. It was a teen sitting on a throne, her clothes white, in ancient Egyptian style, a mask of a face of a cat on her lap, with straight black hair and eyes green like a cat's that turned to them lazily taking some time to study Allen's furry appendages before speaking. "Now, now... What do we have here? A little lost cat and a lost human?"
Allen frowned and was going to say something when next to him sounded a Strike! and in a blink of an eye, Lavi had the girl's hand in his owns, his eye shaped like a heart and was declaring how beautiful she was and asking what her name was. A sweatdrop appeared on Allen while the teen sighed.
"Could you tell me yours? You are, after all, trespassing."
"No one lives here..." muttered Allen. The girl gave a smirk at the comment.
"Why but the pharaoh do lives here."
"Oh, and where is he?" the redhead asked, a little suspicious.
"Good question" she replied "Have you seen him? He's a little hard to miss."
Both exorcists sweatdropped. "You don't know where the... pharaoh is?"
"Hey little cat, I'm not his mom. I'm only his guardian. Now names please."
"My name's Lavi and this moyashi-chan is Allen!"
"Beansprout...?" she asked while the white-haired teen growled "I'm not a beansprout!" he started arguing with his friend and the teen looked amused by the sudden banter between the two trespassers and almost let them continue but she had to know why they were there and so, interrupted them.
The boys looked at each other and answered swiftly. "We are looking for something..." started Allen.
"Innocence more like it. Have any out of ordinary things happened recently?" finished Lavi.
The girl repressed a smirk "I can think of some things" she pretended to think about it. "How does this.. 'innocence' looks like?"
"In it's rare form it has a green glow but it can be in any of these" the eyepatch teen gestured to the whole room "objects."
"Is that so..." the girl gave a Cheshire cat like smile at them and both exorcists suddenly felt a little nervous by it "I may know where it is however... You need to do what I say until I am satisfied alright?"
"How do we know you aren't lying to us?" Allen questioned, cautious.
"You don't but I doubt you want to check every single thing in here. Besides, what do you have to lose?"
The exorcists hesitantly agreed to it and the teen gave a very big mischievous smile.
'What did we get ourselves into?' both thought.
-with the Noah-
"NĂ© Tykki, what is this?" the child Noah asked, pointing to a strange pile of what seemed to be toilet paper surrounding a body.
The Portuguese man got a little closer, also curious but ended up shrugging not managing to make head or tails of it. He decided to go with a wild guess "A cut up mummy perhaps?"
Road eyed the pile more carefully "why would someone cut up a mummy?" her golden eyes caught something sharp near the pile. "Hey Tykki, lookie an axe!" she giggled and grabbed the amazingly sharp antique axe.
Her uncle sweatdropped "Now now Road, don't you have enough of those at home?"
The deceitful girl gave an amazingly apparent innocent smile. If he had not known what she was capable of doing, he might have fallen for that trick "But Tyyyykki" she whined "one more couldn't hurt and I don't have such a good axe! Pleaaaaase?"
"Your father has spoiled you too much you know that right?" Tykki said. Road smiled knowing that her uncle had just conceded.
"Yay! Now let's find the exorcists and play with them!"
"Yup" the Portuguese muttered "a spoiled brat"
"You said something uncle Tykki?"
'A very deadly spoiled brat' he thought, watching the murderous glint on her eyes.
-Sexy Samurai here!-
'I'll kill whoever made this place very, very painfully' Kanda thought as he came to another dead end. He had been walking in a straight line until crosswalks had appeared and, apparently, he had chosen all the wrong turns, always ending on a dead end or on traps.
His exorcist coat had saved him in some of those traps and he was grateful for that (not that he would ever say that aloud) but the coat was no more than a big rag, full of cuts and ripped on the edges now. His annoyance grew when he thought of having to ask for a new coat from the scientists (all the other spares had already been damaged beyond repair) and having to deal with their company. That wasn't the worst though. His legion of fangirls (and he was quite sure some boys too) would probably take that chance to photograph him while without a shirt. And he hated that. 'What would that sister complex think if he knew his sister was president of the bishounen club on the Black Order?' his musing were cut short when he almost passed a hidden door. If it were not for the light there he wouldn't have noticed it.
Hand near Mugen, he cautiously opened the door. At first there was nothing and the samurai wannabe growled. Suddenly something creaked and Kanda fell. Again.
He cursed as he slid on the wall.
He came to a surprisingly soft stop and opened his eyes (he had not closed his eyes because he had been taken by surprise. Absolutely not.) and he had to wonder if he had fallen asleep somewhere when he saw the scene.
Two very familiar people stared back at him, one in his exorcist clothes and the other on a very... Skimpy outfit.
The sapphire coloured cloths covered only the lower half of the body, letting him see the scarred pale chest, and random golden trinkets were on his arms. His furry appendages also had some trinkets.
"M-moyashi?" later, he would deny he had actually blushed at the sight.
Disclaimer: I don't own anything... do I really have to repeat this every chapter?
Sorry for the very late chapter but, well, I blame school. Teste+tests+tests= mentally exausted wannabe fanfiction author so yeah...
And am I the only one who thinks this chapter is ridiculous? xD sorry but I needed some anti stress so this is what came out.
Oh yeah, that I made a certain reference (*) to one episode of the anime (not that I remember which one...) its the one with the gladiator just in case some don't know what I put here.
Is this chapter worthy of asking for reviews?... Meh, I'l let you decide that :P
Ja ne
~Morfanerina~
