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A/N: Hideyoshi! What have you done! How...why...well, apparently he's a real criminal..but he's so smooth...awkward joke. This chapter is really short, it's the last episode of the Boot Camp Arc. The fight for the ministry will be just one chapter (I hate this episode...boring...), but the declaration of war is a bit longer...I think.

The battles will be separate chapters, so they might be rather short and they mostly will be a mash-up of action, slapstick and homages to the anime. But the last episode of the Big War Arc (BWA, you guessed it, huh) will be really lovey-dovey because...ooops, spoiler. See ya later!

Minami couldn't sleep. She still remembered every word Hideyoshi said. He was sitting on the log, nearly crying, showing her his scars. "These are from a knife...three years ago an intruder broke into our house...he was in Yuukos room...I heard her scream and ran into her room...everything was dark, so dark...the moon wasn't shining, rain was on the floor, in front of Yuuko was this masked man. He held her wrists...she shook her head, screamed, but he didn't let her go. So I ran into the kitchen. I took the biggest knife we had and ran back." "Then he disarmed you, wounded you and you killed him?" He laughed. "No. I stabbed him in the back, warm blood, everywhere...after that I realized what I had done. The one that stabbed me...was me." "You...you tried to kill yourself?!" "Yuuko saved me. Since then she was always like this...I think she won't forgive me killing someone..."

He had looked so lonely...of course. Someone who had experienced such horrible things...how could he still be like this? He really had a good poker face, he even charmed her. Was he serious? Or was he fooling everyone? She sighed. "Hey, Minami..." "A-Aki?" "Yeah, I couldn't sleep...Hideyoshi seemed different today." "Kinda." "Did he summon his beast?" "Yeah." "Do you know his secret now?" "He told me..." "Poor Hideyoshi." "Eh? You know too?" "Of course! We're friends! But he needs some serious help. He blames himself for everything, but he just fought for the ones he loved! Could you...look after him?"

'Look after him, huh...' Day five really was tough, fighting all way through. 'I don't know how to do this...someone must show him that he did right thing...Yuuko! But she hates us...' "Minami?" "What is it, Mizuki?" "You know Hideyoshis secret, right? I think we should talk about that with Yuuko..." "Yeah, but she hates us!" "I have an idea! Yuuji, Shouko!" "What is it?" The four met. "If we win against Class A, can we wish something?" "Of course.", said Shouko. "Wait, we haven't declared war!", yelled Yuuji. "Yet." "Shouko, you don't know everything..." "I do." "Sh-Shouko!" "If Class A wins, can I marry Yuuji?", asked Shouko bluntly. "Are you crazy?", yelled Yuuji. "Of course! But you'll have to wait until you're both 18!" "Minami! This act of treason will be avenged for seven generations!" "Pffh, as if I'd care..."

"Okay! Day five has come to an end! But we don't have any time to celebrate! Go to bed early, we need to drive home tomorrow! Study and be to don't be too late on Monday!" Iron Man looked in a certain face. "Why are you staring at me?", screamed Akihisa.

They really went sleeping after Iron Mans speech; this time Hideyoshi spend the night alone. 'I must have scared them away...that's good...' But deep inside he couldn't stand this. He wanted people to be close to him. "Love only brings pain!" Thus said, he began to sleep.

"Everyone ready? Then get in the van!" Akira was waiting outside for the group. Hideyoshi was still talking to Chidori. "Remember everything I have said? Good. We will see us on Monday, right?" "Y-yes..." She blushed, he hugged her. "I am glad I met you. Good bye!" "G-good bye!"

"Kinoshita-kun, why are you so close to Chidori?" "Hm? Oh, we are not close. I just invited her to watch the tournament." "Not close, yeah right..." "Sh-shut up, Yuuji!" "Oh? Why are you blushing, Hideyoshi? Are you in love?" "No! I do not fall in love!" "That's depressing...", said Akira. "Huh? Why?" "Love is a great feeling! You're always happy when the person you love is around...you'd do anything for her..." "Wait...with whom is Hideyoshi happy? Lets see...Aki, Muttsurini, Yuuji, Mizuki, Chidori and me...and he'd do anything for his sister..." She blushed. "No, when I am with sister I only do it because I fear death." He laughed. "But doesn't that mean you love everyone?" "Huh? That would be kind of strange. I am just always happy!" "But there must be times when you're sad!" "Yeah, when his sister's around...she's like Shouko...wait, Sh-Shouko, don't...GAAAH!" "Yuuji, I am your wife, not your sister." 'No, you're none of that.', thought Akihisa. "Such a lovely pair!" "I love it how honest they are!" Minami and Himeji were barking up the wrong tree.