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THE GENIUS AND THE DELINQUENTS
CHAPTER 10
MARSHALL'S POV

When we went into the dressing room, we heard Bubba and his pals talking to each other.

"I can't believe you're still in love with her," Finn laughed.

"what? I'm not," Bubba said.

"I didn't say a name now, did I, Bubba?"

"Whatever, Finn," Bubba snorted. Finn continued laughing. We were hiding behind the wall, where they wouldn't have seen us. Alex was sitting down, listening to what they were saying. While Kris was crouched, trying to look at them. Leeum and I were standing up straight, backs against the wall.

"seriously, what do you like about her?" Jake asked. uhh, everything, duh.

"what're you talking about?!" Bubba sneered.

"psst," Leeum sounded, "take a video," he said to Kris. Kris smirked, brought out his phone, and started filming.

"she's gorgeous, smart, nice—," Bubba said.

"—Nice?!" LSP interrupted.

"yeah, nice! She's an amazing singer; have you even heard her singing?! I bet she's the best singer in Ooo."

"dude, don't let Ashley hear you say that," James laughed. I looked over at Kris' phone; he was still videoing. They were all changing again. ugh, shirtless again. at least Marceline isn't here to see them.

"I know, I know," Bubba said, he unbuttoned his shirt and put it down, "but I'm serious, she has the best voice I've heard."

"maybe you only think that way coz you're in love?" Aiden suggested.

"maybe, I don't know. but she has an amazing voice," Bubba repeated.

"oh my glob, we get it, Bubba," LSP complained. Bubba smiled, and continued to change clothes.

"her eyes are really pretty," he said, breaking the silence, "and her smile's the most beautiful smile ever. and her hair's perfect, no matter how she fixes it. plus, she looks absolutely gorgeous in everything she wears."

Finn smiled and said, "plus, she's got a great ass."

"aww, dirty!" they hissed while they threw their shirts at Finn. All Finn did was laugh, and go back to putting his trunks on.

"come on, I know you guys think she has great ass!" Finn laughed.

"yeah, thought, I wouldn't have said that out loud, Finn!" Bubba said, nearly shouting near the end.

"she's hot, no one can deny that," Aiden added. They all agreed, and Bubba started to blush.

"ew, dude, are you blushing?!" Jake asked.

"maybe, maybe not; I can't see my face!" Bubba said, "she isn't curvy like Fionna;she's more of a stick, but she still looks hot. I don't know, maybe she's just really naturally a healthy-skinny person."

"yeah, maybe," Jake said.

"either way she doesn't need a chest for guys to think she's hot," james said. Finn opened his mouth to say something.

"—Finn, if you say anything about her butt, I'm going to throw my boxers in your face," Bubba threatened jokingly.

"dude I wasn't!" Finn laughed. There was a short pause before Bubba smirked, and started to chase after Finn. They ran all over the dressing room; they only stopped when a few of our other classmates went inside. they looked at me and the guys weirdly before they went in; and we were just there staring at them.

"I'm going to kill you," Finn said, throwing his shirt at Bubba. They stopped the cat and mouse chase and went back to changing. Sheesh how long does it take for them to change?! Well, forever, apparently.

"what is it with us and throwing our clothes around today?" LSP asked.

"don't know," Jake said, "but anyways, Marceline would be an idiot not to fall for you too, bubs."

"I bet you'll be dating Marceline by the end of the year," James said, "but there's still a possibility of her ending up with Marshall—!"

"—like Marceline would fall for that bozo," Ash interrupted.

"oh, so you've been here all this time?" Bubba asked.

"yeah, fucker."

"ohh, language, Ash," Aiden said, in a correcting manner.

"if you think that Marceline would be into the douchebag, piece of shit, then you're just as stupid as I knew you were," Ash hissed. ThePerfects guys raised their brows, and even me and the guys did. Bubba, stupid? naww, Ash being stupid is more realistic.

"I think you'd be the last guy Marceline would want to date," Jake said.

"yeah, I think she'd be allergic to stupid," LSP said, "and I think everyone here knows you're the douchebag, not Marshall."

"she might not be into stupid, but she can't resist Ash's swag," Xerg said.

"swag?" Aiden asked.

"yeah, swag would totally turn on Marceline," Finn said sarcastically.

"I think she'd wanna hang out with me and my hommies, instead of hanging out with priss Perfects like you," *insert name of another douchebag person in their group* said.

Alex shot up and walked straight into the room, ignoring us tugging and pulling for him to come back, and said, "EXCUSE YOU," in a sassy way, "Marceline wouldn't hang out with nasty ass swaggies or bratty Perfects!"

They looked at Alex with complete shock; and even Leeum, Kris, and I were staring at him with our mouths open. Everyone was quiet, staring at Alex.

"you've been here the entire time?!" Finn asked, still shocked at Alex's out-of-the-darkness appearance.

"yeah! And if you'll excuse us, me and my friend are going to dress up and go back to Marceline!" Alex said, his tone not changing, "GUYS! Get in here, much?!"

We walked out of our dark, little corner slowly, and went up to Alex. We composed ourselves again, and went back to the cool, uncaring us. Alex had his hands on his hips, and chest puffed out.

I looked him straight in the eye and said, "sometimes I really question whether you're gay or not, for acting the way you do."

"um, I think we all know I'm not gay," Alex said, full of confidence, "oh yeah, in case you're wondering, Marceline's type is guys like Marshall, and only Marshall; not some swaggie or geek, or asshole, just Marshall."

"yeah…" Kris muttered, "now, it'd be much appreciated if you guys left."

"—now," Leeum added. They left and we put our bags down.

"jeeze, Alex," Leeum said, "you scared the shit out of them when you walked in."

"you looked like a drag queen walking down a cat walk, bro," Kris said. I laughed, and took off my shirts; I put it into my bag and got my trunks out.

"holy crud," Alex said, covering his eyes," Marshall has a six pack!"

"dude, you do too," I said.

"naww, I'm fat," he said disappointedly.

"Kris, I think your brother has a problem," Leeum laughed.

"You think?" Kris said disbelievingly.

"You know who's skinny? Marceline," Alex said.

"She's got a thigh gap," Kris sang-said, putting on his trunks.

"Thigh canyon," Leeum said, in a correcting manner. While they were talking, I changed quickly.

"guys, hurry up, Marceline's probably done changing too," I said, "I'll be outside."

"okay, go and show off your abs, I'll stay inside and hide, and diet 'til I'm as buff as you," Alex said jokingly.

"—will you stop it! you look fine!" Kris said quickly

"yeah, Alex," Leeum said, "are you anorexic or something? You're skinnier than fionna! Relax!"

"skinny don't have abs!" Alex shouted.

"get over abs, no one cares!"

"I care, Leeum" Alex said dramatically, "I care," he repeated. Leeum rolled his eyes, and we all just laughed at Alex. I ended up staying, watching them talk.

Am I watching a comedy show or are my friends just honestly this crazy? And, I swear, doesn't Alex act like he's gay?!

"whatever, Alex…"

"I'm telling Marcy later, Leeum!"

"just shut up, Alex," Kris laughed, "you're acting like a girl."

"Kris!" Alex whined.

"—are you high or something!?" Kris asked.

"I think he ate too much of the whiskey-spiked candies," I snorted, while covering my mouth, biting my inner lip, "and the tiramisu with wine."

"he got drunk on candy and cake," Leeum said disbelievingly, "oh well, it's Alex, anything can happen."

"what's that supposed to mean, Leeum?!"

"nothing, Alex," Leeum said, "it means nothing," he repeated. By this time they finished changing, and we made our way outside. We saw Marceline waiting underneath on of the umbrella tables.

"hey, babe!" Kris greeted, giving Marceline a kiss on the cheek. "that's how you should greet Marcy, Marshall," he said. I smiled, and looked at him with an are-you-serious expression.

"next time, Kris," I said. Marceline laughed and said, "hey, marsh," and kissed me on my cheek.

"they love each other," Leeum whispered, quite loudly while we sat down. me beside Marceline, and Alex and Leeum beside Kris.


okay, i scrolled through this and saw the words "anorexic" and "six pack" what was that.