Sorry everyone, but Mini Mo Sequal will not return after these messages. This is where it ended. I may decide in the future to continue with it myself, although it would lose meaning. Unless Chii is willing to continue it, it will probably end here. Sorry.

-Mina

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Evil Mini Mo Sequal will return after these messages!

The camera pans into several girls sitting around a lunch table near a basketball court, moaning about how hungry they were. We see three raven-haired girls and a blond.

One of the ravens slammed her hands on the table and stood up.

"I can't take this! I'm freakin' starving over here!"

"Kagura, calm down." Another raven sighed.

"Don't tell me to calm down, Tomo!"

Another raven was picking at her arm, and shifted her gaze towards the argument.

"Guys, please don't argue!" The blond cut in, and the two sat down.

"Hey, atleast it got rid of the boredom!" The last raven, Chii, sighed again. "Aww, why'd you have to kill it Mina?"

"Violence isn't entertainment!" The blond yelled.

Things went silent, and again everyone was bored and sighing and staring off at nothing.

Suddenly, the grounded started to shift, and a sound was heard at a distance. Then the sounds grew.

"Better treat me right..."

The rumble grew as the ground shook, and the air stiffened with intensity. The group looked around, trying to figure out what was happening.

Then the ground shook more and more.

"My zippers bust, my buckles break,

I'm too much man, for you to take,

The pavement cracks when I fall down,

I got more chins than China Town..."

Then the music was blaring loud.

"Hey isn't that-"

"Weird Al Yank-oh-vihk!" Chii interupted Mina.

Coming into view seemed like a huge object, which Tomo recongized as Yomi.

"Yomi!" Yomi was pudgy - no HUMONGUS - and wore sweat pants and a black tanktop and dirty sneakers with sweat bands on her forehead and wrists.

Yomi stopped, and most of the shaking stopped - except for the bit that was caused by the music on full blast.

Yomi had a boombox on her left shoulder with her arm arched around it, and had Crazy Al Yankovic's "Fat" playing. She was singing to it.

"Because I'm fat, fat, really really fat, come on,

I'm fat, fat, really really fat, you know it-..."

Then she started rapping.

"Why you got your buns in a twist?

Why you look so down?

I kno' you're probably bored crazy,

That's why I came to town!"

"Quit singing. We're starving here."

"Hungry you say? Well that's all fine and dandy,

I'll give you a treat that tastes like candy!"

"Candy-!"

"I ain't foolin' with you, no way,

My favorite thing to eat everyday,

Take one bite and you'll be hooked,

Don't worry; I got more,

You'll love this fo' sure."

"What is it?"

"Ham on, ham on, ham on whole wheat. Alright."

"What?"

"I said, ham on, ham on, ham on whole wheat. Alright."

"That sounds nasty."

"Trust me, it's tasty!"

"Please don't rap with my words..."

Yomi pulled a HAM ON HAM ON HAM ON WHOLE WHEAT. Alright. out of one of her many rolls.

"C'mon, just try it, just one little bite,

C'mon, c'mon, don't fight what's right,

I'm tellin' you fool, don't knock it down,

It deserves a chance,

Come on, just one bite,

And you're hooked. Hooked."

HAM ON, HAM ON, HAM ON WHOLE WHEAT. Alright. appeared around the circle table infront of everyone, and they all took a bite and instantaniously loved it.

"BREYER'S HAM ON, HAM ON, HAM ON WHOLE WHEAT. Alright! ONE BITE, AND YOU'RE HOOKED! I'M FAT AND I APPROVE THIS MESSAGE!"

"Isn't Breyer's an ice-cream company?"

"Oh, shut up!"

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