In the garden of Heaven
"Who the hell are you and where the hell am I?",Chloe shouted at the robed man standing over her.
"Wrong direction, human female, this is Heaven."
Chloe pulled Trixie to her side, holding the child close. There was only one reason they would be in this place and the idea terrified Chloe, "Are we dead?"
"Hahaha, no. My father has taken a special interest in you in. My name is Michael and I'm here to guard you. You can only wonder around in this part of the gardens otherwise you really will die. And do not, under any circumstance eat from the trees in the garden, If you hunger, tell me and Father will provide you sustenance."
"Let me guess, you're a friend of Lucifer's?"
"Actually, he's my brother."
"But you look….oh man, okay how many brother's does he have?"
"We are legion. Too many to count. Only Father knows the true number. Lucifer, though cast out, is still our Father's son. He has gone against Father's wishes and caused you pain. He will be punished accordingly."
"What is it with you people and punishment? Seriously, that's all Lucifer talks about, being the devil and punishing the wicked."
"He does not lie. It is his duty. When the evil humans die, they go to his realm, the good come here."
"Look, I don't know what kind of game you and he are playing, but, buddy, it's not funny. My daughter and I need to get home and get on with our lives."
The angel stood perplexed, no human since their creation had ever doubted him. He had to find a way to convince the mortal he was speaking truth. She could not go before Father with a mind full of doubt and fear.
Another of his brothers stepped out of the shadow of the trees and pulled the female into his arms, "I can convince her, Michael."
"Raphael, what are you doing here?"
"I've come to help. I shall provide her with all the proof she needs."
Raphael took Chloe's head in his hands and before she could squeak, he showed her everything from creation up until the right now. When he was done, she fell at his feet, overwhelmed. It was all true. Lucifer was the devil, he wasn't lying. She was married to Satan, had sex with Satan, yet here she was in heaven.
"Lucifer really is the devil?" Oh, shit. Well, at least he wasn't crazy.
Trixie turned her head and grinned at her mother, "Of course he is, I could have told you that."
At Lux
"Hold still, Lucifer. I have to align these just right or you're going to be one deformed ass devil."
"Maze, how do we even know they'll go back. We cut them off with a damn demon blade", Lucifer said, lying face down on his bed.
"It wasn't a demon blade, OK. It was a regular knife. I just told you it was a demon blade so you'd quit bitching. If it had been one of my blades, I wouldn't have had to hack at the bone for hours."
"You lied to me, Maze? How very you of you. I can't believe I'm going to say this, but it doesn't matter now, what's done is done, just get them back on me. If you can."
They were heavy even for Maze. As she lay them across his back, something odd happened, the skin still attached slid right back into place as if it had never been cut away at all. It was seamless. Maze stood with her hands on her hips and admired her work.
"Looks pretty damn good if you ask me. Can you use them?"
Lucifer stood and prepared to flex the wings he hadn't used in 5 years when a scorching pain ripped through his back. He let out a howl much like a wounded animal. His wings spread, knocking over his vases and lots of liquor bottles. He grinned with hellfire in his eyes, the power surging through his body felt like it was a hundred times stronger than before.
"I'm back, baby. I am back."
Maze was on him then, licking his cheek and rubbing his crotch. He shoved her away and pinned her to the wall with barely any effort, "What the bloody hell are you doing?"
"Sorry, not sorry, your true form turns me on and I just want to rub myself all over you."
"Well, you can't do that anymore. I'm a married devil."
"That didn't stop you from screwing Dr. Linda's brains out. Not that I blame you. That woman is a whirlwind in the sack."
"You, too? She was sleeping with you, too?"
"Well, I wouldn't call it sleeping, exactly", Maze said, licking her top lip.
"I beginning to think the good doctor may need some therapy for her sex addiction."
"I don't know, I like how hot and horny we make her, it gives me a thrill. So, what are you going to do about dear old dad?"
"Maze, my demon, I think I'm going to have to finish what I started all those eons ago. I'm going to bring down Heaven."
"All that for a human. Couldn't we just find you another one? There's millions of them."
"But there's only one Chloe."
In Heaven
Raphael groped Chloe through her shirt, squeezing her breast so hard it hurt, "What the fuck are you doing?",Chloe screamed.
"Me? Trying to find out what makes you so fascinating to my brother and my father. It must be these things. They are so nice and juicy."
Chloe didn't know what to say. She was disgusted by the angel's behavior, it was so off. Weren't these things supposed to be all goodness and light? This guy was grabby hands and sleazy remarks. If she said the wrong thing to him, would she get in trouble with his dad?
"Raphael, for the second time, I say, leave the woman be."
The angel jumped away from Chloe and ran to hide behind a tree. He was definitely scared of whoever the new comer was and to be honest, the man made Chloe quiver a little bit, too. How many of them were there and how did they just appear out of nowhere?
"You have no cause for fear Chloe Morningstar. I mean you no harm."
Trixie ran and stood before the man with her arms out, wanting him to pick her up, "Hello again, Jesus."
Jesus, as in Jesus Christ? And what did she mean by hello again? This was all too surreal for Chloe. Had she been hit by a car at the bus stop? This was just too much for her mind to rationalize.
"Trixie, how do you know this man? I thought I told you about talking to strangers."
"Mommy, this isn't some random person, he's Jesus. He saved me from daddy when I was little."
"Wha.."
Jesus stroked Trixie's hair and sat her back down,"Your then husband went into her room when she was about three months old with the intent of putting a pillow over her head. I stopped him and have watched over her since."
Again, Chloe was left speechless. If this was true, Dan had tried to kill their child. Any regret she had about ending his life was now gone. What else would he have tried to do to them if he was still around.
"Do not fret Chloe, all will be well soon. My Father has a plan. As of this moment, Lucifer has accepted his wings again and is on his way to rescue you, just as Father wants. With Lucifer home and Amenadiel running hell, all will be as it should."
"For you maybe, what about us? Do we get to go home anytime soon? Not that this place isn't great, I just need...home."
"Soon, child, soon. Be still and don't worry, all will be well."
Before Chloe could ask anymore questions, the man was gone. How do they do that? Chloe hung her head in her hangs and sighed. It was all too much to take in. Trixie, on the other hand, was excited. Did nothing phase this child?
Raphael saw Jesus leave and decided it was time to find out all about Chloe Decker. With a snap of his fingers, Trixie was locked in a cell and Chloe's clothes were gone. She screamed as the angel stood over her without his robe. He was nude and shining but Chloe had to laugh. He was about as anatomically correct as a Ken doll.
"Sorry, I'm not into scissoring."
He was on her then knocking her on her back, licking, sucking and biting. He held his hand over her mouth to try and drown out her screams. He didn't need his brothers interrupting before he figured out what to do with the woman. He didn't get a chance as he was thrown unceremoniously onto his ass.
"Can't leave you alone for a second, can I? You always end up in trouble. Honestly, Chloe what would you do without me?"
"Lucifer? How did you get here?"
Michael rushed in with sword blazing, "What is going on here? Speak!", he yelled, voice booming.
"Must you yell? I should be the one yelling. Another angel sleeping on the job, I see. Must I do everything? Raph here decided he was going to have his way with my wife. Where is the spawn, Chloe?"
Jesus walking in then, carrying the child on his hip,"I found this, I believe it belongs to you."
He looked at Chloe's nude form and shook his head. She hates that. With a nod, she was fully dressed again. He warned Raphael to leave her alone.
Chloe was indignant and pissed. No one had the right to paw at her like that. Without another thought, she grabbed the flaming sword from Michael and rushed Raphael, driving it through his mid section. In a moment, he was gone leaving behind him a pile of dust.
Jesus turned with a grin and walked away, "I warned him."
Michael quickly took the sword from the human and examined her hands. She would need treatment for the burns. He would most likely have to take her before Father and have him heal her. When he looked at her palms, he saw nothing. How was that even possible?
"Perk of the bloodline", said an old man as he strolled in the room, hands in the pocket of his robe.
Lucifer dropped to one knee and bowed his head, "Father!"
"Welcome home, my morning star. it's been too long."
Chloe and Trixie watched the family reunion in shock and awe. God was standing right in front of them. She didn't know what to do. She was happy Lucifer was back with his family, he seemed right at home here but other than that, she was lost. She had so many questions, it was in her nature to want to know. But if she asked, would anyone really answer them.
God kneeled before Chloe and took her hand in his,"I know what you're going to ask me. You want to know why people exist, you want to ask, why are we here, don't you? The answer is simple. I deem it so. You exist, therefore you are."
That was it? That was the only answer to the question literally every being on the planet had. That was bullshit.
"That's all you have to say. Lucifer was right about you, you're a raving ego maniac. And another thing...", before she could say anymore, Lucifer clamped his hand over her mouth, muffling her rant.
"Forgive her father, she knows not what she does."
Lucifer's father laughed. The human knew exactly what she was doing. She was jumping to Lucifer's defense as he knew she would. This mortal was worthy of his son. All he had to do now was make Lucifer realize it. Game on, Satan.
"Now that you're home, my son, I will send the woman and her offspring back to Los Angeles, Earth. You will stay with us where you belong."
Lucifer crossed his arms over his chest, "No, where she goes, I go." If Father wanted a fight, he would give him one.
"Why do you care, Lucifer, you cheated on me, with the freakin' therapist!", Chloe yelled in his face. "You're just as bad as Dan."
