Coming This Spring…

The Story you know well…

Too well in some cases…

Because hackers suck…

But we're getting sidetracked…

Coming this Spring…

Take up the Master Aegislash once more…

And fight the evil Ganonboar…

To free Princess Zelda…

From Evil…

Now in full 3-D with better graphics than the old Wii…

No seriously, they're great now…

Look, just buy the game for nostalgia's sake, okay?

Yes, yes, I can feel the peer pressure working on you already…

And now, a random screenshot that looks awesome but won't actually be in the game.