Disclaimer: I don't own Marlooosha, ahem. I mean Marluxia.

11: Ways To Make Marluxia grind you into plant food.

shave off his eyebrows

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Glue them to his upper lip so he looks like he has a pink mustache

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Lawnmower his gardens into oblivion

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Give him a map leading to all gay bars in TWTNW (If they have any)

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Dye his hair neon colours

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Braid his hair

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Always call him either Mar-lux-I-a or Marloooosha

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Sit next to him and whisper in his ear "Must be fun for a guy like you to be living with a group of men."

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When he questions the remark or flat out tries to kill you scream "Oh noes! Don't kill me with your almighty flower-power Marly~!"

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Replace all the flowers in his room with scented candles

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Insist it was a gift from Axel

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Wherever he walks throw flower petals in his wake, bowing and worshiping him

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Give him a pink, frilly princess dress for his birthday

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Continuously ask him whether his somebody was a girl

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Tell him the pedo-bear is after him

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When he's training or fighting Heartless with his Scythe scream out "Don't chop at it its not a sword!" (1)

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Get together some of the other members and make them sing 'Dude looks like a Lady' when he walks into a room

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Stick fifty million whoopee-cushions under his chair

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When he sets them off laugh and scream out "Man! What the hell has he been eating?!"

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Get Vexen to create a Replica of him and make it piss off all the others

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Laugh hysterically when the real Marluxia gets the living shit beaten out of him by a bunch or rampaging nobodies

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Marluxia growled and swiftly summoned his scythe, quickly ripping up the foled piece of paper that had been conveniently placed on his bed so none of the other Nobodies would ever find it. "I am NOT a damn female! Those bastards will pay for this…"

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Finally! Sorry it took so long to update, but those who read my profile will understand that I was on temporary holiday for the last week. Anywho, Larxene is next in line. Boy this'll be easy.

Taken from the movie 'The Benchwarmers', one that my friend and I will usually be found quoting lines from. "Don't chop at it its not a sword!" "YOU'RE A SWORD."