April? I haven't updated since April? O.O I am very very very sorry.

But hey, you got that Percy Jackson fanfic to read in the meantime…. XD

Chapter 11

SPLASH! Victoria screamed as someone pushed her into the pool. Rowan stood a the other end, not bothering to hide a laugh, she was too busy throwing numerous copies of 'Twilight' into the pool. This, the Doctor was not happy about, even if he didn't like Twilight, and he didn't know why he owned over 7 copies of it, he still wasn't happy. In fact, you could say that he began to detest the two girls.

Bill was standing over Victoria, laughing at her. "Oh don't look so smug, Kaulitz!" She yelled up at him and grabbed his trouser leg, dragging him into the pool.

"NEIN!" He exclaimed, "MY HAIR!"

At this point, Rowan couldn't contain her laughter, and almost fell into the pool herself. "You're more of a girl than your girlfriend!" She called over to a now-soaking-wet Bill.

"Girlfriend?" He asked himself, puzzled. The Doctor stormed into the room, took one look at Victoria, who's hair was slowly expanding into an afro, and turned to walk out again.

"HEY! GUYS! THE POOL IS IN THE LIBRARY!" a new voice called. Much to the Doctor's amazement, a red-headed girl wearing a H.I.M. shirt and a jacket covered in exclamation marks walked in. The Doctor didn't even stay to learn her name, he darted out of the room as he recognized her simply as another fangirl he didn't want to be around.

"What's his problem?" the girl, known as Rebecca, asked.

"No clue," Rowan replied, "so did you bring them?"

"Oh hell yeah I did," she smirked.


"HAAALT!" called a very metallic-sounding voice. A Dalek, obviously. Louise and Cee stopped dead in their tracks. They were surrounded, by the looks of it. Cee searched every part of her brain for a plan. They were going to die, otherwise.

"IN THE NAME OF LUKE CASTELLAN!" she yelled, "I DEMAND YOU TO TAKE US TO YOUR LEADER!"

Louise facepalmed. Of course Cee would find a way to wrap Percy Jackson into the situation. She just prayed that it worked.

Amazingly, it did.

The Daleks parted, and allowed room for the girls to walk forward. Two Daleks stayed with them. The awesomeness of Dalek 1 and Dalek 2. They led them inside the spaceship again, down a corridor, and some stairs, round a bajillion corners, then finally to a door. "Christ, I feel like we're back at school" Louise complained.

"Wait. Heeeeeree" Dalek 1 ordered.

"Whatever you say," Cee nodded and waited for the Daleks to leave. It was amazing how they weren't dead yet. "D'ya think Luke is in here?" She pressed her ear to the door and immediately received an electric shock. "OW!"

"No," Louise laughed, "I don't think Mr. Castellan is in there, A, because in the last book-"

Cee cut her off, "DON'T WRECK THE ENDING FOR ANYONE!" Louise looked at her, who was she going to ruin the ending for? Certainly not you. Because I'm sure you've read the awesomeness that is Percy Jackson. Right?

"Okay, fine, and B, he is a character in a book."

"LIES! ALL LIES!" Cee yelled at her, "Fine, do you think Jake Abel is in here?" She leaned against the wall beside the door.

"No, but William Beckett is," a new voice said. The girls stood there, staring at him. Surely enough, it WAS William Beckett.

They blinked.

He was still there.

They blinked again.

Still there.

Grins broke across the girls' faces. "BILVY!" they exclaimed, and hugged the singer.

"What's going on out here?" someone from behind William yawned, "You forgot your crown, Bilvy," he said, and placed a very cheap, plastic-looking crown on his head.

Cee gasped, "G-G-Gabe" her eyes widened, "Oh my god."


"You wanna hear an awesome paradox?" Hayley asked.

"No," the Doctor replied.

"oh," she frowned, "PLEEEEEEEASE, it took us ages to come up with it!"

He sighed, "fine." Rowan smirked.

If you intend to fail, and you do fail,

Technically you are succeeding,

And in succeeding, you fail at failing.

But if you're failing at failing,

You are succeeding.

The Doctor blinked, and thought about it. He was honestly confused. And his face definitely showed it.

"What's wrong with David?" Rebecca asked, "dear God, you didn't make him read that book of yours, did you?"

"No!" Rowan said, almost too quickly, "although, THAT is a good idea,"

The Doctor snapped. He spun round from the TARDIS controls and glared at the four girls. Even if one of them hadn't really done much to annoy him. But hey? What're you gonna do?

He began ranting. Saying how he wished they'd all leave. He didn't want them here, he wished he'd left them with the Daleks. Etc. etc.

"Hey! Man, you gotta loosen up!" Sean Foreman. Yes, Sean Foreman, threw his arm over his shoulder, "you take life waaaaaaay too seriously," he held up a bottle of Vodka, "I know what you need,"

"I don't drink," he shot back at him.

Nathaniel Motte, (yes, as I'm sure you have guessed by now, 3Oh!3 have appeared in the TARDIS) smirked, "not when we're through with you,"

The Doctor took a step back to look at them better. They were both wearing pimp suits (canes and all) covered in exclamation marks, similar to the jacket that Rebecca wore. They both looked drunk, which they probably were. They were also singing something along the lines of "I'm gonna have a house paaaartyyy in my TAARDISSS"

The girls joined in, "I'm gonna have a house party in my TARDIS, I'm gonna pour booze down my mouth!" they sang. The Doctor gulped and prayed his spaceship stayed in one piece.

"WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT!" The Doctor looked at Nathaniel's shoulder in horror.

"HEY! DON'T TALK ABOUT NAT LIKE THAT!" Sean yelled at him. Causing everyone but the Doctor to fall over with laughter.

"Not HIM, I'm talking about he furry thing on his shoulder!"

"OH, It's a possum" Sean said

"I thought you didn't like swearing?" Patrick said as he got to the bottom of the stairs.

"Hey shortie," Nathaniel grinned at him. "OW! I'm kidding!"

"I know, I mean- what is it wearing?" The Doctor stared at it.

"an exclamation mark pimp suit, duh" Nathaniel said as if 'you idiot you're supposed to be the motherfucking DOCTOR you should know these things!'


Bilvy and Gabe led the girls into the room. Gabe flicked on the light, to reveal what looked like a normal hotel room. Except the bed looked as if- well, it looked like, basically. The whole scene was pointing towards the statement 'Gabilliam exists'

"You spelt 'Netherlands' wrong," Cee pointed to the wall which had 'Neterlands' sprayed onto it in neon-purple.

"Gabe you idiot!" Bilvy hit Gabe across the head.

"WHOA. YOU CAN GET INTERNET CONNECTION IN SPACE?" Louise grinned from where she sat with the Apple Macbook.

"Whatcha dooooin'?" Gabe asked and stood behind her.

"Informing the world of Tumblr that Gabilliam exists, why?" she replied innocently. "HEY! CEE! Check out Victoria's Twitter status!"

'We've managed to get the Doctor drunk, things can only go up from here!'

"Nice."


Rowan and Victoria were smiling evilly from where they sat on the stolen-maths-block-bench. Their plan had worked. They'd got Rebecca here, as well as 3Oh!3. And 3Oh!3 had managed to get the Doctor drunk. Yes, it's possible. A Timelord is drunk.

"Don't trust a hoooe! Never trust a hoooe! Won't trust aaa hoooe! WON'T TRUST MEEE!" he, Sean and Nathaniel sang drunkily. Is drunkily a word? I don't think so….oh well!

Tom shook his head, "you guys are shit drunks. It's only fun if you have a GIRL" he put his arm round Hayley and tried to kiss her.

"EW." she slapped him.


Okay okay okay okay I AM REALLY SORRY FOR NOT UPDATING THIS FOR *counts* ALMOST 4 MONTHS!

I hope this is random enough.

A lot of these jokes are really old that only my friends would get and I've been meaning to put them in this fanfic for a LOOOONG time but I…Haven't…. found time to write it *looks shifty*

Anyway, do you like it?

It sucks, doesn't it? D: I'm sorry. XP