"Easy there honey, I know it hurts but you're the protagonist of protagonists. Nothing like this should be difficult at all." Naruto tried to reassure his wife. "Tell me that if you had to push it!" Purple Heart snapped as Compa was busy examining Neptune's condition. Oh, you must realize what's happening right now aren't ya? But for readers who would probably thinking that it's time for the baby to be delivered then you're wrong. You see, Neptune's body functions have been fluctuating and as a result things like her ability to grip things without breaking it in two have been happening as of late.
Right now they're trying to help the goddess whom was stuck in permanit HDD Mode with trying to push a button. Yes, you read right, pushing a button. Sure it sounds easy enough, but when you're high-leveled with incredible stats in Strength and no control of how much you exert, pushing a button will most likely break it. For Purple Heart since she's unable to control her power properly, she keeps breaking controls and remotes to even attempt to turn on the TV!
IF was watching from her seat, rolling her eyes in exhasperation at the sight. It was funny how a goddess can't use a simple TV remote without breaking it but it has been going on for hours! She thought through Nep's usual slacking off habits would decrease her level back to 1 again, only to show that she's in the 300s at the moment and is visibly irritated despite that. "Nep, if you really have a problem with this, why not have someone do it for you?" IF inquired.
"Well...There might be a time if a 'caretaker' might be occupied at the moment while I'm alone, and since my own strength is fluctuating at random, this training will help me learn how to restrain myself when the time comes. And so far this proves a point...!" Purple Heart snapped irritatedly as another controller was once again broken. Naruto had a nervous look as he saw the look in his wife's eye and immediately ducked as a surge of share energy bursted forth, generating lightning as an explosing shook the home of the goddess.
*Several Hours later*
"I know you two have had it rough these last few months..." the CPU of Lastation sighed as she pressed her index finger against her forehead with her eyes closed. "-but why the hell are you guys here!?" she demanded as Purple Heart was sitting on the sofa with Naruto laughing like it was no big deal. "Oh I'm hurt Noire, after everything we've all been through, you don't consider Neptune your friend and go out of your way to help her when she's in such a condition?" he asked in a mockingly hurtful tone.
"Noire...I'm...Not your friend...?" Purple Heart asked, looking ready to cry as her moodswings began. "N-No! Of course you're my friend! I just didn't expect you two to come over so I could prepare everything in advance that's all!" Noire hastily replied in panic. "I'm so glad I have a friend like you to rely on." Purple Heart smiled at her and the goddess of Lastation felt her heart beating really fast right now.
Oh dear, Noire's unreqiueted love for Neptune was building up again. To clarify, a Sempai-Kohai relationship is what defines the goddesses of Planeptune and Lastation. In the younger years when Lastation was a recently created city and Black Heart was newly born, Planeptune was the top dog between the war for shares against Lowee in the first Console War alongside a few CPUs that have long retired long ago.
And one fateful day when Black Heart joined the Console War, Purple Heart was her constant opponent that ended up with Black Heart suffering defeat after defeat in the past. The poor girl had cried after so many defeats that it made Purple Heart take it as a sign that Black Heart needed to get her priorities straight if she's to last long in another Console War. The Goddess of Planeptune knew that without any shares, Black Heart would be rendered human permantely and will die after so many defeats, and she refused to allow a young goddess that was eager to reach new heights while full of dreams and hope be brutally given the axe (namely White Heart's).
That was the time Black Heart started admiring Purple Heart, the Sempai that taught her what she knew, of combat, to rule a city, and even embracing something to enjoy as a normal girl on her days off as a goddess. Needless to say Purple Heart had stolen her Kohai's heart once Leanbox made its grand debut to the third Console War and was a veteran of the battlefield.
Even during these peaceful times, Noire still has-
"I do not have a Sempai-complex with her!" Noire yelled angrily at the author, clearly pissed at what the author was doing. But who can blame the author, teasing Noire like this is one of the best forms of fanservice~
"You know the author has a point there. It shows your cute side Noire." Naruto agreed with a nod of his head as Purple Heart giggled. "True, my little Kohai and I do have quite a following with our fans when it comes to being shipped. A few by this one author were actually pretty good, especially since it was me and Noire getting marri-"
"Okay! Okay! Okay! We get the idea I still have a crush on you so please drop it!" Noire begged, her face a fiery red as she was utterly embarrassed she could crawl under a rock with a deep hole, hide in it and die. Why was this happening to her?! Was the author deliberatetly targeting her for some reason besides teasing? This is why she was starting to regret being the most popular CPU on the fanbase, because fans are getting crazy with their fanfiction and going to the point to some fans have involved her in the dreaded Rule 34.
"Please don't let this become to lewd of a story with me involved. Please don't let this become a lewd story with me involved..." Noire muttered in a silent mantra repeatedly to herself as both husband and wife of Planeptune looked at the CPU of Lastation with a worried look.
"For her to beg the author like that and break the fourth wall is worrying..." Naruto noted with a sweat drop. "That's true, perhaps she's discovered the Neptunia series was inevitably dragged into the Rule 34 just recently..." Purple Heart laughed sheepishly.
Such is the price of being able to break the fourth wall sadly, knowing things better left not known.
"Noire..." Uni sighed in a knowing voice as she looked from her tablet, depicting her and Nepgear in R-18 deeds within a doujin before closing the window erasing any history of it. It was perhaps the best idea to making sure things were baby proof ahead of time. Uni had a feeling Lastation was going to be visited by Planeptune's leaders quite often.
*Outside of Planeptune*
"-Ow...That was a bad landing if I ever had one." the girl grunted as she rubbed her back as she looked at Planeptune before her. "Huh? Is it me but did we land in a different dimension from where you're from?" she noted as she noticed a few additions to Planeptune that she was not familiar with.
"Eh, that's no problem Nepsy! Hey, perhaps we'll see another me here!" her red haired friend joked. "Nah! You're one of a kind Uzume!" an older Neptune replied with a wink. Little did the two (three) dimension travelers were aware of, they were in for quite a suprise once they hear the news of this world's Planeptune.
A/N: Arrrrrrrrrrrrgh! This chapter is horrible in my opinion. Nothing heartwarming, some Nepoire shipping, fourth wall breaking, and a cliffhanger. Ugh, I'm going to have a rerun of Neptunia fever if I want to get back the mojo to give this story a good chapter. In the words of a certain character, Ciassou!
