YELLOOOO! This is Kazuko's POV so don't judge her randomness.

( Kazuko's POV )

"Kazuko wake up it's time for breakfast." I heard A-chan say while shaking me hard until I finally landed on the floor. Hohoho is that porn magazines under Neji's bed. Nah just some old magazines on Barbie dolls.

"Where's Neji-chan?" I asked A-chan.

He's sleeping in the corner over there." She replied. Hehehe time to make one of the stoic people get embarrassed.

"HEY NEJI-CHAN WAKE UUUUUUUPP!" I yelled as loudly as I could. He sat up straight in bed and looked at me angrily.

"Can I ask you two questions?" I asked.

"Sure…." Neji replied.

"Why do you have Barbie magazines under your bed?" I asked.

*cricket cricket *

He bolted out of his bed and ran through the hallway screaming-

"HANABI STOP PUTTING THAT SHIT UNDER MY BED!"

"WAIT I NEED TO ASK YOU ONE MORE QUESTIOOOOON!" I yelled realizing I hadn't asked my last question. Or maybe I did cause I did ask him if I could ask him a question.

( 10 minutes later at the breakfast table )

"Bacon, bacon, bacon, bacon, bacooon." I sang as Hinata's mom put the bacon plate in the middle of the table. It was maybe 100 bacons on the plate and I took 35 of them. We all ate in complete silence until it was only one bacon left on the plate. I saw Naruto looking at the bacon and then up at me while glaring.

"MY BACOOOOOOON!" Both Naruto and I screamed as we lunged for the holy bacon.

"No my bacon." I heard Itachi's voice say. I looked at him bacon in his mouth chewing the once beautiful and holy bacon.

"YOU FREKING FUDGY WEASEL! THAT WAS MY HOLY BACON!" I screamed at him.

*death glare from Itachi*

I cringed at the glare and started go to my corner of woe while saying-

"You're just as creepy as A-chan, weasel-kun." I said

"What's that supposed to mean, huh?" A-chan glared at me and I started to go to my corner of fear instead. Then I saw Akamaru and Kiba walk in and I immediately started hissing at him. I don't know why tough. I suddenly saw something out of the corner of my eye and I turned towards it seeing my little flying Frankie.

"OH MY GOOOD! IT'S FRANKIE!" Insert very happy face from meeee….. I ran to the little fly, clutching his wings and started talking to him.

"I think we should leave now thanks everyone bye!" I heard A-chan say in the background 'cause I was too busy talking to Frankie. Then I heard the sound of the door slamming shut.

"Huh? Did I miss something?"

"No not really just go back to talking to Frankie"

"OH NO!"

"What?"

"FRANKIE IS GONE!"

*beep*

"Oww"

"idiot"

(about 5min later…)

We were *cough* calmly *cough* walking down the street when a few bandits jumped out in front of us.

"Give us all your money or else…!"

"Or else whaaaaaat" I said.

"We'll kick your ass bitch!"

"Bad move" A-chan said shaking her head.

About half a minute later they were lying on the ground beaten to a bloody pulp.

*poke* *poke* *coughing up blood*

"Hm, I thought they were dead" Sasori said casually

"They shouldn't have said that" A-chan said

"No kidding" Itatchi answered

"OMG!" A-chan yelled

"WHAT, ARE YOU HURT?" I screamed and for once concerned.

"I got my mp3 with me when we were transferred here!" She screamed excitedly

"I THOUGHT YOU WERE HURT IDIOT!"

"Well I wasn't" she said and magically pulled her mp3 out of her pockets and plugged her headphones.

*growl* "I'm hungry!" I whined

"We ate 10 min ago!" Sasori said shaking his head

"THAT'S NOT HELPING!" I yelled pointing a finger at him."Ooooooh Ichiraku Ramen" I said drooling.

"Well I'm not buying your food" A-chan said

"Buuut A-chaaaan!" I whined

"NO! the last time I paid for you, you bought 32 bowls of ramen!" She said.

"I WAS HUNGRY!"

"YOU'RE ALLWAYS HUNGRY"

"IT'S NOT MY FAULT!"

"I DON'T CARE I'M NOT BUYING IT FOR YOU!"

"Everyones staring at us you know." Itatchi said quietly.

"I DON'T CARE!" Both me and A-chan screamed at the same time. We looked at each other and then we burst into laughter.

"Okay we split 50/50" A-chan told me still giggling.

"YAY! BEST FRIEND EVER!" I screamed and glomped her.

We ate and then went back home being knocked down by Tobi

"HELP TOBI! TOBI DIDN'T MEAN TO PISS KISAME OFF." Tobi screamed and then theater whispered. "I just accidently stabbed him with my kunai"

"I'LL HELP YOU TO HIDE TOBI!" I grabbed his hand and ran away into the forest with him. Behind me I heard a low "She's an idiot."

I wondered what that came from.

Aaaaaaaaand that's the end of that chapter and sorry for the weird ending but I had a complete brainfreeze Goodbye r&r and that's it I guess Bye AGAIN!