Hello there! This is an unexpected update… (*cough* even though it was so late *cough*) I must thank J-chan for editing quickly! :D Meh is happy…=3= Anyway, back to business. OMG! I CANNOT BELIEVE I GOT OVER 50 REVIEWSSSSSSS! ^_^ It's all thanks to you reviewers… Cookies anyone? Ice cream?

Echo Uchiha – Thanks for being my 50th reviewer! You get an extra big chocolate chip cookie! :3

LoveUntilWeBleed – UWAH! It was my first citrusy thing, so I was a bit nervous. So, thanks for the compliment and for cheering me on!

Deidara Luv3r – Of course you can watch! Hehehehe… I'll bring the tissues. Don't forget your camera/camcorder though!

Rowenna J. Anderson – No need to wait for more! Sorry for the wait, though! LEMONNSSS FTW!

Kittyperfect – What… NO LEMONS? OF COURSE THERE'S GONNA BE LEMONS! We just have to settle with limes for now… Don't worry; there will be lemons even if it's the last thing I do! This case should end in a few more chapters!

Today, I'm kinda sad though. Some idiot stole my iPod touch! It had all my favorite music and videos in it! It even had all my SasuNaru doujinshis! TT^TT I feel so sad that I wanna cry… Actually, I did… Boohoo. I shall cry again. *feeling depressed*

Sasuke: *poke*

Kat-chan: *no response*

Sasuke: Does this mean you're not going to kill me today?

Kat-chan: *still no response*

Sasuke: YAY!

Kat-chan: *crys/sobs* TT^TT

Summary: A blond 'girl' catches Sasuke's eyes and he sure as hell ain't gonna let her get away from him. But, how many people will try to get in the way of his and the new 'girl's' relationship? SasuNaru! AU

Pairing: SasuNaru! Hints of KakaIru and KibaHina

Warnings: SasuNaru, Sakura bashing, violent cursing, lime (yes you read right. There is a small lime.), bitchy Kat-chan who would be sulking the whole time reader is reading chapter.

Disclaimer: Kishimoto: For the love of god, just give me Naruto! If you don't, I'll draw you as an ugly old man!

Sasuke: No! And even if you draw me as an ugly old man, I'll still be able to kick your ass! And then, I'll go rape my Naru-chan!

Kat-chan: I WANT MY IPOD BACK! SOME FUCKING BASTARD STOLE IT! IF I CATCH WHO THE HELL IT WAS, I'LL RIP THEM TO PIECES AND THEN SHRED THOSE PIECES IN A PAPER SHREDDER, THEN POUR ACID ON IT AND BURN IT IN THE PITS OF HELL!

Naruto: I'm glad I'm not as insane as everyone else here… -.-|||

Alright, enough of me being bitchy… Hm… During phonecalls, the other person's voice would be italicized. Yup… That's it.

Chapter 11: We Know Who Naki is... What Now?

Third Person POV:

"Hey, Obaa-san," a blond boy yelled as he took a seat on the sofa in his temporary house.

"What do you want, Gaki," an annoyed voice came from the cellphone by Naruto's ear. Tiredly, Naruto turned on the speakerphone and set the device onto his coffee table by his couch. Sasuke had just left after staying over to help Naruto with his homework.

"Bah, you old hag."

"Watch your mouth, Naruto. I can fire you!"

"Bet'cha you wouldn't."

Naruto heard a sigh. "Whatever. What do you want? Is it about the case? How's it going?"

"Ummm…"

"Naruto?"

"I… I don't want to do this case any more."

"What?"

"I don't want to continue!"

"Why?"

"…"

"Gaki. Answer me right this moment!"

"…"

"Hello? Are you still there?"

"Yah… I'm still here."

"Seriously, Naruto. I need to know."

"W-well… Umm… I… I… It's because. Er… He… umm…"

"Spit it out, already!"

"I like this person, named Sasuke, and he's going to die if I tell you everything because this teacher at the school, Orochimaru-sensei, somehow found out that I was on a mission and I think that it's Sakura, a pink-haired girl who I used to like but is most likely the person who killed Haruko by using poisonous chemicals, since she's an expert at Chemistry, and because she wanted to be the president of their fanclub, but Haruko was the president and she was only the vice-president, so out of jealousy, Sakura most likely killed Haruko, and since her brother is the school principal, he could cover up the whole story and say that it was an accident, so I stopped liking her, and then Sasuke said he loved me and then I had this wet dream about him about a week ago, and I really don't know what to do because I freaking like him so much, so I really want to quit this case because Orochimaru-sensei threatened to kill Sasuke if I told anyone what I just said and OH CRAP! I JUST TOLD YOU!" Naruto gasped for breath as he finished his lengthy sentence.

Tsunade stared blankly at her cellphone before talking. "I'm surprised you're still alive. That was probably the longest sentence I've ever hear anyone say. You'd probably beat the Guinness World Records…"

"OLD HAG! THIS IS A SERIOUS MATTER!"

"Yeah, yeah. So let me get this straight. Number one, this Sakura person is the one who most likely killed Haruko because she hated her and wanted to be president of some stupid fanclub. So, she murdered Haruko to gain the spot with chemicals that she was used to working with, right?"

"Yes."

"Also, Sakura has a brother as the principal of their school, so she has a leeway of getting away with the murder."

"Yes."

"Next, you're gay for this Sasuke guy."

"Ye— WAIT! Stop changing the topic!"

Naruto heard the lady over the phone giggle and grimaced.

"Alright, alright. I just didn't quite get the teacher's name. What was it?"

"It's Orochimaru-sensei."

"…"

"Obaa-san?"

"Orochimaru?"

"Err… Yes"

"FUCK!" Naruto jumped at the sudden increase of volume in the other's voice.

"Hag?"

"Naruto, I'm coming there immediately. Jiraiya and I are going to get on the next plane, and try to stay away from that man."

"Orochimaru?"

"Yes. Orochimaru. I don't have the time to give details now, but once we get to Konoha, I'll explain everything. Please, take care of yourself. That man is dangerous. One more thing, Kakashi, Iruka, Gai, and Gaara were also sent by me. I was hoping to keep this a secret, but considering the situation, stay close to them. They don't know that you're on this mission, so to gain their trust, say 'Tsunadeisnumberone'. Don't do anything reckless like skip school to make Orochimaru suspect you even more and decide to kill you."

"B-but! Wai—" Naruto heard the dial tone. "Do I still have to do this mission," the blond boy whispered to no one in particular.

"Dobe?"

Startled, Naruto turned his head around, towards the voice. "S-sasuke?" Deep, black eyes bore into sky blue ones.

"What… what was that?"

"Erm… uh… umm… eto… ano… that is… it's… ah… W-what are you doing here?"

"I asked you a question first. Naruto, was all you just said true?"

"Uhhhhh…" Naruto heaved a sigh and finally confessed, "Yeah, but... how much did you hear?"

"It was about the time you said that you don't want to do the case anymore," Sasuke replied.

"Oh… um… I—"

"Idiot."

"What! I'm trying to protect you and you call me an idiot?"

"It's because you're trying to protect me that makes you an idiot. I don't need protection."

"What the fuck! You were fucking hit by a fucking car and you say that you fucking don't need fucking protection? What the fuck is your fucking problem, you fucking asshole!"

"You said the word, 'fucking', six times and the word, 'fuck', two."

"BASTARD! IT'S NOT FUNNY! YOU'RE IN THE DANGER OF DYING AND YOU DON'T CARE?"

"I don't care if I die if it's for you."

That immediately silenced Naruto, but not for long. The blonde boy began laughing until tears rolled down his cheeks. "T-that… hahaha… was so… so corny… The teme… ha… can actually be… hahahaha… be so … haha… cheesy!"

"Dobe, just shut up." Sasuke murmured as he captured Naruto's lips with his own. "I love you, usurantonkachi. You don't need to protect me. I'll protect you."

~|S|A|S|U|X|N|A|R|U| |I|S| |L|O|V|E|~

Naruto and Sasuke were both sitting on the couch in silence. Naruto was reviewing the notes he had of Orochimaru and the case. No use in doing nothing when the secret was out. Sasuke, deciding to break the awkward atmosphere, said, "Hn. Idiot."

"What do you want, teme," Naruto grumbled.

"So, Kakashi, Iruka, and Gai are some people who may be able to defend you against Orochimaru. We're going to go to school early tomorrow."

"You forgot about Gaara. He's helping, too."

Sasuke clenched his jaw at the name. 'Why the fuck does he have to be a secret agent?' Sasuke thought. "Yeah, yeah. We'll talk to him tomorrow as well."

"Hey, why did you come back?"

"I left my keys here." Deciding to change the topic, the black-haired boy asked, "Are you still mad that I forced the kiss?"

"Hmph! Yes, what do you think?"

"Hn. I think you liked it. After all… you did have a wet dream of me." Sasuke smirked and watched Naruto's head bury itself into the notebook the tan boy was reading.

"S-shaddup!"

"But, why? Did you like my voice when I was fucking you?"

"We didn't go that far!"

"Ah? Why not?"

"Y-you woke me up…"

"Do you want to continue it right now?"

"WHAT! NO!"

"Too late." Then, Sasuke pounced onto Naruto causing him to topple over from his sitting position.

"SASUKE! STOP IT!" Naruto screamed and struggled underneath the raven. Accidentally, he rubbed his clothed member against Sasuke's, making both boys moan.

Sasuke licked the corner of Naruto's mouth and pressed his tongue against his prey's lips. Being the stubborn person he was, Naruto furrowed his eyebrows and clenched his lips together, angering the other boy. Sasuke reached down and grabbed the blonde's member, causing Naruto to gasp. This gave the brunette the opportunity to memorize every crevice in Naruto's mouth.

"Oh, you're hard, dobe. Do I turn you on that much?"

"Hah… Sasuke… S-stop it! Assho—"

The two boys' action was interrupted by a knock from the door. Naruto fixed his clothes that Sasuke had made a mess of. Thinking of Tsunade punching him in the groin, his erection immediately grew limp.

Naruto opened the door to reveal a pink-haired girl. Almost right away, he narrowed his eyebrows but kept his composure. "Hello, Sakura-chan."

Sakura nodded her head curtly. "Orochimaru," Naruto flinched at the name but continued to listen, "sent me to tell you that he wants to have another meeting with you tomorrow morning. Alone." Sakura emphasized the 'alone' as she turned her gaze sharply at a figure that suddenly emerged at the doorway. However, her eyes softened and a blush dusted her cheeks as she saw Sasuke stand there with his arms crossed.

Naruto glanced between the two and an idea flashed in his mind. He suggested, "Sakura-chan. Why don't you have dinner with us? I can cook ramen!"

Sakura frowned at the thought of eating food with such high fats, sugar, sodium, calories, and cholesterol, but agreed after realizing she would be able to eat with Sasuke. Naruto invited Sakura to sit on the couch and brought her some tea to drink. While Sakura was looking at the flower vase on the coffee table, Naruto tugged on Sasuke's arm and whispered, "Pst. Can you come here for a sec?"

Sasuke gave a confused look but said nothing. Naruto forced a smile at Sakura and said, "Make yourself comfortable, Sakura-chan. I just need to talk to Sasuke for a minute." Sakura nodded and continued to look around the room.

Pushing Sasuke into the kitchen, Naruto told his friend about his plan. "Teme, this is a good opportunity! Obviously, she's in love with you, so you would be able to do get some information out of her! All you have to do is woo her for about ten minutes. I'll be outside doing… doing something."

"Hell no." Sasuke crossed his arms.

"Eh? Why not?"

"I can't stand a minute, not even a second, alone with one of my fangirls. Especially Sakura. Since she's good at making potions or whatever the hell she makes, there's no doubt that she probably has a love potion hidden somewhere. Then, she's going to make me drink it and rape me or something. So, no."

"Awwww, you're just being paranoid."

"No."

"MEH! You said that you would do anything for me!"

"I never said that. I said that I would die to protect you, not to accomplish some crazy idea of yours." Sasuke pointed out.

"UGH! Just do it," pleaded Naruto.

"No." Sasuke turned to walk out the room.

"Fine, I was going to give you something special after Sakura left…"

Instantaneously, Sasuke stopped in his tracks, ears perked up. "Special, you say… Go on."

"I was thinking something along the lines of a blowjob. But, since you're so determined not to do it, I guess I can't force you." Naruto sighed and shook his head. Of course it was a lie. Naruto was definitely not going to give the brunette a blowjob, but anything to get the mission done. He raised his hands in a stretch and was about to walk out the kitchen, when Sasuke grabbed his arm.

"Just ten minutes, right?"

Naruto grinned foxily and nodded his head. Sasuke sighed and retreated. Walking, hands in pocket, he returned to the living room, Naruto right behind him. Unbeknownst to Sakura and Sasuke, the blonde stuck a small device on the underside of the coffee table.

"AH! I forgot! Sakura-chan, I only have enough ramen for Sasuke and me, so I need to go out and buy some. Please stay there. Sasuke, go give her some company. I'll be back in… in around ten minutes. Fifteen?" Naruto waved and rushed out the door with a backpack.

There was silence in the room, but Sasuke sat down onto the couch, but moved as far as he could away from where Sakura was seated. 'Why did the dobe take a backpack with him? Well, better get this over. Naruto, you owe me that blowjob.' Sasuke thought as he began to speak to Sakura.

Naruto POV:

I sighed and climbed a tree and sat on a thick branch located in my front yard. Placing an earphone in my ear, I turned it on and tuned it. Soon, I was able to hear Sasuke and Sakura clearly. The place where I put the recorder was a good spot. Rummaging through my backpack, I pulled out my laptop. Balancing it on my leg, I went to a software and set it up so I could have a clear image of the two on my laptop. I had hidden a camera in the flower vase on the coffee table. Sasuke was talking and Sakura had a shy smile on her face. All of a sudden, I felt a something clench at my heart. 'What was this feeling?' Staring at Sasuke and Sakura together made my heart feel… strange… An uncomfortable strange feeling. 'What is this gnawing feeling?'

Shaking my head, I took out a notepad and pencil, prepared to take notes. 'I can't think about that. I have to focus on my mission even though I don't want to do it. Stupid old hag. But, now, I'm scared to even think about Orochimaru. Is he really as bad as she says he is? Probably. I always got that bad, evil vibe from him. Alright, time to concentrate.'

Sasuke POV:

'Okay, I have to break the silence.' I took a deep breath and said, "So… Sakura…"

"Y-yeah, Sasuke-kun?" I heard the girl stutter out.

'Stupid. I hate it how those stupid fangirls keep calling me Sasuke-kun, Sasuke-kun. It's annoying.' Swallowing my pride (I'd been doing that lately, ever since Naruto came along…), I continued to speak in a low and sexy voice that I always used to make Naruto blush. "Sakura, I've been meaning to ask you… Orochimaru… How is he?"

I saw Sakura gulp and her face turn red. It was disgusting. Out of the blue, she grabbed my arm. 'Great. Now I need to burn this sweater.' I was tempted to shake her off, but if I didn't flatter her, I wouldn't be able to get any information. Counting to ten in my head, I listened to Sakura speak. "He's fine. Why?"

"You seem to be his favorite student. Well, that's probably expected since you're so talented," I choked out, almost puking in my mouth.

"R-really? Sasuke-kun really t-thinks I'm talented?"

'Heh, savor this, 'cause I'm ain't doing this ever again.' "Of course. You're one of the best Chemistry students in the whole school. I bet you would make an amazing scientist."

"Well… that's what I always wanted as my future career."

"I think you'll accomplish anything you set your mind to."

"T-thanks…"

There was another awkward silence, but I broke it again. 'I'll just pretend it's Naruto. It's Naruto. It's Naruto. It's Naruto. Goddamnit, I hate you for making me do this, Naruto!' Closing my eyes and breathing heavily, I forced out the sentence, "Will… will you be my girlfriend?"

I heard Sakura gasp and saw tears well up in her eyes. She squeezed my arm so tight, I was pretty sure I was going to need an arm transplant. "YES, YES, YES! I LOVE YOU, SASUKE-KUN!"

I sighed, but continued with my act. "But, Sakura. There are some conditions. You need to answer my questions. Are you ready?"

Sakura nodded her head eagerly and said, "Yes, anything. Anything for you!"

"Okay. Let's start off with this. I heard a rumor of Orochimaru being evil, and you are working for him."

Sakura's eyes darkened and she replied, "So, what of it?"

"Hn… I was just thinking about how wonderful it would be to have an evil girlfriend…" I mentally smacked myself for saying such a stupid, unbelievable lie. Uchiha's are professionals at lying, goddamnit!

Strangely, Sakura believed me, and she became all cheery again. "Oh! Okay, then. Yah, Orochimaru promised me that if I worked for him, he would make you love me! Now that I have you, I can stop being his accomplice!" 'Wow, she's stupid. Why the hell would I love her?'

"Okay… Interesting. So, do you know what Orochimaru's purpose is? What is his goal?" I asked.

"Erm… He told me not to tell anyone, but… I trust you… Orochimaru has two ambitions. One of them is to be disguised as a common science teacher. However, beneath that guise, he's a mad scientist. He experiments on people, and now, he's limited on people to experiment on. Orochimaru commanded me to acquire more test subjects, and so I did. He wants to create clones of people. He, then, would have an army of his own to carry out multiple duties. Maybe take over the world like those diabolical people in dramas or kiddy hero shows? Who knows. His second aim is revenge. Apparently, an Uzumaki killed his parents. And, he witnessed the whole thing. So, yadda yadda yadda. He wants to kill all the Uzumaki family and that's about it." Sakura ended with a yawn.

As for me, I was horrified. 'Orochimaru does want to kill Naruto. Shit! I have to ask more questions to understand everything.' "Sakura, one more question. Were you the one who killed Haruko?"

"Oh goodness, no. I just brought her to Orochimaru. He needed test subjects. Now. Enough about him. Let's talk about us." Sakura tried to purr seductively, and she draped her hands over my chest.

'Oh hell no. I'm not doing anything with her. I'm Narutosexual (1)! If I push her away now, she might get suspicious and tell Orochimaru.' I peered over my shoulders and saw a knives hanging in the kitchen through the doorway to the room. 'Can I kill her? No… I would probably have to go to jail…' Sakura stared at me and shut her eyes. Pursing her lips, she leaned closer and closer to me. 'FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK!' I was about to shove her away when a bang came from the front door.

"Hey."

Naruto POV:

I clenched my fist as I stared at the laptop. Sakura was all over Sasuke like a dog over meat. I bit my bottom lip so hard, I tasted iron. 'Stupid Sasuke. Why did he have to go suggest being her boyfriend. I know it's for the mission, but isn't there any other way? Stupid, fucking, shitty, asshole Sasuke.' I gripped my pencil so hard, it broke into two. 'Well, at least I wrote everything down…' Climbing down, I jumped the last few feet and landed with a small thud on the grass. I stared down at my notepad, trying to read what I wrote. However, the letters looked like ants crawling everywhere. I saw red and angrily flung the notepad at the tree I had just been in. I slowly walked over to the oak tree after calming down a bit and picked up the book. 'Okay, time to go back in.' I dug through my backpack and found a bottle of water. Dumping it on my face, I felt a bit refreshed. Packing everything, including my laptop, notebook, broken pencil, and earphone, I took a deep breath and opened the front door to my house.

There on the couch sat Sakura ready to kiss Sasuke. Sasuke looked like the world was ending, and I would've laughed if it wasn't for the rage that was growing in my chest again. I purposely slammed the door and looked down to untie the shoelaces to my sneakers. While doing so, I muttered a 'hey'.

I kicked off my shoes and stalked towards them. Sakura looked displeased that I interrupted their actions, but I could care less. Sasuke, on the other hand, was probably thanking god. As for me, I wanted to tear Sakura's arm and leg off. Her arm was still on Sasuke's chest, and her leg was nudging Sasuke's thigh.

I put on a fake smile and said politely, "Sakura-chan. I realized that I had ramen hidden in the closet, so I came back. Thank you, Sasuke for keeping her company. Now, time to eat ramen."

I turned around and stomped to the kitchen. Sasuke followed and he grabbed my arm. "Dobe."

Shaking his hand off, I hissed, "What?"

"Why are you wet?"

"No reason. Now, go play with your girlfriend, why don't ya?"

Sasuke stared into my eyes and then, something clicked in his brain. He gave a knowing smirk. Oh, how I hated that expression! I turned my head and continued my journey to the kitchen. I cooked the ramen and ate in silence with Sasuke and the pink-haired bitch. Sakura kept giving flirty looks to Sasuke. I broke three pairs of chopsticks watching the whole thing, but I gave the excuse of them being defective. In the end, I only ate half a bowl of ramen and glared at Sakura as she left. She blew a kiss to Sasuke, and I couldn't help but feel the urge to stab the girl. After she turned her back towards me, I dropped the smile and glowered at her. Slamming the door, I pulled Sasuke by the collar and smashed my lips onto his.

Surprised by my abrupt action, Sasuke blinked his eyes a few times before kissing back fiercely. When his tongue asked for entrance, I gladly complied. I felt his tongue stroke mine possessively, and I moaned at the sensation. I wrapped my arms around his neck and continued to kiss him. We only broke apart for air, but once we got enough oxygen, we dove back to capture each other's lips again.

Somehow we managed to get back to the living room. I pushed Sasuke onto the couch, breaking the kiss.

"Oh… Impatient to get in my pants, I see. I didn't know you were one for jealousy," Sasuke teased.

I huffed in response and began to pull down Sasuke's khaki pants. That's when it hit me. 'Holy mother fucking shit! I'm going to give Sasuke a blowjob? HELL NO!' I instantly backed away from Sasuke as I saw the bulge in his boxers.

Sasuke gave me a disgruntled look. "Why did you stop?"

"I'm not going to give you a blowjob, you bastard!"

"Dobe, you looked enthusiastic just a few seconds ago. Plus, you promised."

"Well… umm... I lied, so too bad!"

Sasuke shook his head at my childish antics. Then, the smirk that I hated the most and wanted to wipe off of his face came back.

"Oh well, I guess I'll just ask Sakura to do the job for me." Sasuke taunted. My eyes hardened at the name, and I swallowed my Uzumaki pride.

"Alright, teme. Just this once. After all, I have to repay you," I finally said.

"Repay me what?"

I sighed. "In my wet dream, you gave me… a blowjob… So, I have to give you one, too, as payment." Then, I gave him a brief summary of my dream. When I was done, I was blushing so hard, I practically felt like I was on fire.

Sasuke gave me a sinister smile. "Hn, I didn't know you were a masochist. Alright, Naruto. Repay you master."

"What the fuck! Just because Dream Sasuke told me to call you 'master' doesn't mean I'll do it!"

"But I got you essential information. You owe me. And, on that night at the hospital, didn't you call me 'Sasuke-sama'?"

I flushed at the thought. Before, it was just an innocent joke. Who would've thought that it would really happen? I exhaled a deep breath, but nodded. 'I guess Sasuke likes roleplay.' Sasuke pulled up his pants, walked to the front door and pretended to take off his shoes. I followed him and stood by the doorway.

"W-welcome back, Sasuke-sama. What wo-would you like to have f-for dinner today? Ramen?" I asked through clenched teeth.

"Hmm… No, I would much rather eat you, my dearest maid."

I rolled my eyes as Sasuke leaned in to capture my lips with his. I granted him access into my mouth and a tongue war began. Then, he pulled away, leaving only a thin trail of saliva connecting us. He took ahold of my wrist and pulled me towards the dining room. Sasuke sat himself on the chair and pulled me towards him.

"Naruto, I bet you didn't eat a lot today. You don't have to worry about me for now. Why don't you make yourself comfortable and dig in?" Sasuke whispered sexily.

I felt the blood rush south at the tone. Before I met Sasuke, I probably would've been disgusted at the suggestion, but now, it was just a turn on.

I nodded and kneeled down slowly. "Sasuke-sama. May… may I have… have…"

"Have what?" Sasuke teased

I gulped and chanted, "Have… have… have… have…"

Sasuke smirked. "I don't know what you're saying, Naruto. I'm not a mind-reader. I can't help you until you say it."

"M-may...have… bastard… dick… Please?"

Sasuke sighed and smiled. "Okay, then."

'He's sighing? I'm the one who should be sighing here, asshole! Better get this done with.' I shakily reached for his pants. I slowly unbuttoned the khakis and pulled the zipper down. Pushing the cloth down, Sasuke was left with boxers. I pulled them down, too, to face a large erection. 'Damnit! He's bigger than me. That's not fair! It's probably seven inches and a half long… GAH! I HATE YOU, TEME!'

Swallowing hard, I grasped the engorged flesh with both hands and brought it to my lips. Trying to remember what the girl did in one of Pervy-sensei's Icha-Icha books that he made me read, I breathed hot, moist air on top of Sasuke's member. I felt Sasuke shudder in pleasure, and that… that made me feel good… It made me feel… feel like I was the only one who could make Sasuke feel this way. Not Sakura… But me.

I kissed the tip and nipped at it, occasionally pumping the muscle. Next, I gave a daring lick to the top and watched for Sasuke's reaction. His eyes were half-lidded and his hands were entangled in my hair. I reminisced back to the dream and did the same thing Dream Sasuke did to me. I dipped my tongue into the slit of the real Sasuke's member, relishing in the moan that he released.

I swirled my tongue on the tip of Sasuke's dick. I tried to deep-throat the boy, but failed as I almost gagged. 'I'm going to need practice...' I could feel Sasuke's climax close, so I gave one last suck. After that, everything exploded with white. I tried to swallow everything, but still, a few drops of cum dripped down my chin. It… it didn't taste as bad as I thought it would've taste. Kind of a… tinge of… citrusy flavor… like… I don't know… an indescribable taste, I guess. Before I could wipe off the beads of white liquid, Sasuke took my face in his hands and licked the remaining bits. Smacking his lips, he kissed me one last time and brought me to my room to sleep. No words had to be said. I knew what he wanted to say, so as I slowly drifted to sleep, I whispered, "I like you, Sasuke. I really do." I couldn't see the expression on Sasuke's face, but I know it was definitely a shocked one.

~|S|A|S|U|X|N|A|R|U| |I|S| |L|O|V|E|~

Sunlight beamed into my room. I felt an arm wrapped around my waist. Looking down, I was met with a pale appendage. I also felt hot breath on my neck. Yet, I wasn't frightened like I normally would be. I knew it was Sasuke. However, that wasn't why I kicked Sasuke out of bed. The reason I kicked him out was because I noticed the time as 7:40 a.m.

"FUCK SASUKE! YOU'RE GONNA MAKE ME LATE," I screeched. Running towards the closet, I quickly threw off my jeans and shirt. I picked out my school uniform and got dressed. When I turned around, I saw Sasuke staring at me. Well, not directly at my face, but somewhere down… "YOU PERVERTED TEME!"

Running in the halls, I reached the Biology room. I checked my watch, and it read 7:55 a.m. 'Alright, five minutes should be enough.' Annoyingly, Sasuke was behind me, and he followed me all the way to Orochimaru's classroom. But deep down, I was relieved that I didn't have to face the Biology/Chemistry teacher alone.

I peered inside the room, only to find another person, instead of the pale man. Twisting the doorknob, I walked in, startling the other person. 'Perhaps I should've knocked…' The man turned to me and asked me what I needed.

"Erm… I'm looking for Orochimaru-sensei. Is… Is he here?" I questioned cautiously.

"Oh, I'm the substitute. He called in for a sick day. Perhaps you can talk to him tomorrow," the man replied.

I nodded dumbly and thanked him. 'YES! I DON'T HAVE TO FACE THE EVIL DUDE TODAY!' I thanked the ramen gods that were watching over me. 'THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU!'

Sasuke gave me a weird look, but I just dismissed him without another thought. 'Hm… That means I could get together with Kakashi, Iruka, Gai, and Gaara. Then, Jiraiya and Tsunade can arrive today. It's not that far from our headquarters in Singapore to here in any case. This is perfect!'

All in all, I knew today was going to be a great day!

Third Person POV:

"Teme, stop stealing my fucking fries," A blond boy sat at the lunch table scolded.

Sasuke shrugged and continued to pilfer the fried potato side dish from the lovable blonde.

Naruto huffed and moved his tray away from Sasuke and stuck all of the French fries in his mouth. His cheeks bulged and a few ends of the fries stuck out from his mouth. Sasuke thought, 'It… actually kind of looks cute.' Sasuke then swooped forward and bit off the ends that stuck out.

"Woah, woah, woah. Get a room, you two." Both boys turned around to find Kiba and the gang. Naruto swallowed his food and gave a small blush before saying, "Sooooo, Kiba, how are you doing with Hinata? Did you get her to be your girlfriend yet?" 'If you're going to make fun of me and think you're going to get away with it, you have another thing coming, dogbreath.'

Hinata blushed to the color of a tomato and Kiba was sputtering like mad. Neji became overprotective of his cousin and sent death glares at Kiba. Sasuke sat there sipping a juice box and watching the amusing show going between Kiba and Neji.

Suddenly, a shadow loomed over Sasuke. Narrowing his eyes, Sasuke lifted his head up to look behind him. He caught a glimpse of red hair and he sucked in a violent breath of air.

"AH! Gaara! Just the person I was looking for." Naruto smiled. He handed Gaara a piece of paper that had been handed to Kakashi, Iruka, and Gai. Glancing down at the slip of paper, Gaara gave a curt nod and said, "Welcome to the group, Naruto. I'm glad you're part of it."

I bit the inside of my cheek and tried to ignore Gaara's words. 'Tch. Stupid.' When we told Kakashi, he just stared at us and said, "So… What do you want me to do? I got to go back to rapin— finding my pet dolphin." Then, he walked off. 'Fucking bastard,' Sasuke thought.

Next, we went to Iruka, who had just returned back to the aquarium (2). A certain silver-haired man kidnapped him most likely He straightened his tie and shirt before looking at our piece of paper. "Tsunade is number one, huh? Well, pleasure working with another member, Naruto-kun." is what Iruka said. Then, Kakashi bursted into the room, picked up Iruka, and dashed out the room. Sasuke and Naruto sweatdropped, but continued to go to the next class.

The next was Sasuke's absolute favorite. Not. Gai hugged Naruto and him with so much force that it took the two boys half an hour to regain their breath and composure. He also had rivers of tears flowing down his cheeks which drenched their clothing. They, then, found out that Lee was also a member. That just added oil to the fire. Lee's obsessive remarks plus Gai's hugs of death almost caused Sasuke and Naruto to be on the brink of insanity. They high-tailed out of the History classroom and then sprinted for their lives to the cafeteria.

Sasuke glared holes into Gaara's back, but then a memory made him smirk. He thought, 'Hn. At least Gaara wasn't the one who got the mind-blowing blowjob. Heh. That was really amazing. Looking forward for more, Naruto. Looking forward for more.' Sasuke began to laugh evilly to himself. 'Gaara, you'll never have Naruto, because he's mine and always will be.'

"Teme, stop laughing so evilly and pervertedly!"

(1) Well, since Sasuke isn't straight, he's gay. But, since he doesn't have eyes for other guys, and only for Naruto, he's Narutosexual. Probably he was asexual before meeting Naruto. And Naruto is bisexual, I guess.

(2) Iruka means dolphin, so ya know... Dophin... in the aquarium... which is the classroom, basically... get it? ... Stupid joke... -.-|||

And, I'm sorry for being bitchy and whiny, but I'm just really sad… Time to go sulk in my sulky corner which is located next to Sasuke's emo corner. Strange… it's covered with dust bunnies… Oh right, he's too busy raping Naruto, that he doesn't even have the time to be emo. Lucky bastard…

So, I guess, review please?

Sasuke: Are you sure you're not going to kill me today?

Kat-chan: *glares and shakes head* Not in the mood.

Sasuke: The world is ending. Kat-chan doesn't feel the need to kill me…

Kat-chan: Do you want me to kill you?

Sasuke: NO!

Kat-chan: Good, now shut the fuck up before I feed you to my pet tarantula.

Sasuke: How's that thing going to eat me?

Kat-chan: Don't back-sass me!

Sasuke: Okay, okay! Geez, I swear, I hate your bitchy, moody, personality!

Kat-chan: Whatever. Just go away. *still crying*