Aw, I've not updated for
Yay, I've changed my pen name! Well, because Brawl came out…:).
Sorry for the really long wait. I was weighed down with work…had like a hundred projects to do…Internet broke down…Okay, fine, I was just lazy, okay?
Lloyd: Okay…
Lloyd, shut up.
Lloyd: Whatever.
Umm, Anyway, let's start!
Oh, wait, I have a question to ask you readers…should I stop the symptom number right before nice numbers, like the 400th or 450th or whatever?
Oh well, I'll skip 400 this time. Aim for 450!
DISCLAIMER: I do not own…why the hell am I saying this? If you guys seriously don't know what this is, you should be reading this in Dumbese or Idiotese.
From Shiankumo Bani
350 (Heh, you got the nice number!). If Lloyd is gonna be evil (he is) in ToS:KoR, you would take it out on your brother. (Hey, what're you doing? Ow—!)
351. You watch the Intellectual Debate video on YouTube every day just to see Lloydie and Yggy argue. (Lol.)
From Kimmi RHK
352. The Temple of Darkness, Welgaia and Meltokio sewers no longer bother you: you've completely memorized how to go through them.
353. When you go to a hot spring, you watch out for Zelos.
354. You refer to Orgrimar in World of Warcraft as Triet. (Desert Storm! Eh, there's no such attack. But it's Triet…)
355. You refer to the Franklin Badge and Smart Bomb in SSB:B as Derris Emblems.
356. You nickname yourself and your boyfriend/girlfriend after your favourite pairing. (We're Colloyd!)
On a random side note, did any of you notice some character's names sound alike? I mean, Kranna, Colloyd, Sheelos…they all share the same letters! Oh well. This is just a random thought.
From freakyanimegal456
357. During history when your teacher said, "We shall be covering the Yuan Dynasty," you squeal and burst out in snickers.
358. You somehow found out in history class that Charlamagne's grandfather's name was Charles Martel.
359. When the commerical for God of War for the PSP came out, you cried: "THAT'S NOT KRATOS!" and fumed as your father wondered what was wrong with your sanity.
360. You got into a fight with your brother whether Kratos(TOS)could beat Kratos (GoW) that lasted for fifteen minutes.(Kratos could totally beat Kratos! Kratos has hell of a lot more experience!)
361.You actually went into a state of depression and betrayal when you saw Lloyd looked like the bad guy in TOS2.
362. You cry: "DAMN IT! I CAN'T EVEN HAVE FAITH IN FICTIONAL PEOPLE ANYMORE!" After the previous note.
363. You watch Rurouni Kenshin and can't help but think Aoshi has a lot of Yuan's suaveness, that Enishi is as nuts as Mithos (They both have a sister-obsession)and Kenshin is creepily badass as Kratos when he gets mad.
364. You prompty smack yourself when you make that last comparison, then see Kenshin do something Colette-like.
From The Sage of Spirits
365. You hack SSBB so that Lloyd AURION could be included in Brawl. 366. You write fanfictions in the Super Smash Brothers Archive where Lloyd is in Brawl.
367. You get into a bad mood whenever people claim that Anna has the surname of Irving and not Dirk. (OMG people, its Dirk's, not Anna's!!)
368. People get scared to agrue ToS with you because you're too opinionated and stubborn and go psycho on their hides. (from above)
369. You listen to the in-game music when writing your fanfictions.
370. You create an OC of yourself just so you can pair yourself up with one of the main characters.
371. You have nicknames with your friends that happen to be the names of characters in ToS.
372. You think the Beam Sword in Brawl is a poor imitation of the Eternal Sword.
Dammit, guys, I'm gonna put of the rest of the suggestions till next chapter because 1. I'm too lazy to copy everything and 2. Because I don't think you people will be pleased if I just took all the suggestions with no ideas of my own.
Thanks, guys.
373. You wonder why your calendar shows B.C. and A.D. but not the Aserian timeline. (Argh, what sort of calendar is this?)
374. Your friends open your diary and get scared to death because you've put a Kratos doing the trademarked Evil Kratos Glare ® ™ © popup thingy inside.
375. You scare all your friends to death by doing the Evil Kratos Glare you've perfected over the years.
376. You punch yourself after doing the previous symptom because you've flouted the law of Kratos.
377. You seriously believe there is such a thing as the law of Kratos.
378. Yu dun'te evan cayre eef theesh ish spalt coorecktly es lorng es yu ken reed eet. But you've tried to unscramble it for nothing! 'Cause there's nothing here! Besides ink, that is.
379. You're reading this on your computer/laptop and you suddenly wonder why you're using something that hasn't been invented yet. (In Aselia, that is.)
380. You chuck your computer/laptop out of the window because you believe you're using fake stuff. Then you try to sue the company that makes your computer/laptop.
381. Nobody calls the mental hospital or anything because to them, you're already too weird.
382. You eat KFC and wonder why the recipe isn't in ToS. Then you hack ToS and include KFC in the recipe list. (Ingredients: Chicken, Rice…)
383. You eat McDonalds and wonder the same thing.
384. You eat Burger King and wonder why it isn't called Sandwich King since the burgers look like sandwiches.
385. You fell sick after eating Burger King because there were tomatoes in the burger.
386. You try to make more finger puppets and act out the whole game in class, annoying your teachers and your friends. (Give me your name, and I'll give you mine…yes sir, I'll keep the puppets…stupid teacher- I DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING, SIR!)
387. You cry like a sissy when your teacher confiscated your puppets. (ToT)
388. You've flooded your school by crying.
389. When you finally dehydrate, almost everyone has drowned. But at least you got back your finger puppets! Yay!
390. For some funny reason, your finger puppets are dry. Probably the devotion protected them…:P.
391. You continue to play with your finger puppets, oblivious to the rushing torrent.
392. Then you use the water as the background during the fight against Undine.
393. Then you run out of fingers to continue to act stuff out, so you get one of your friends who haven't yet drowned and force him to act them out with you.
394. You think about selling your puppets on eBay, then a nanosecond later you decide not to. (Price: All the money in the world times two…ah, it's so cheap! No sell!)
395. You try to wave your arms about when you talk, in a pathetic mimic of what the ToS cast do when they talk.
396. You accidentally whack your teacher when you were waving your hands about, earning yourself a detention.
397. You go and play ToS during detention, earning a…double-detention?
398. You go and play ToS aGAIN during double-detention, earning a…triple-detention, or…?
399. You continue to repeat the same thing until you get googleplex-detention.
400. Oops, I alllmost reached it.
399. EXTRA! Corny ending. Don't bother reading.
Okay, at least I still left the 400th. Sorry for the short list! To make up for it, I'll give more bloopers! :D
Here we go!
Scene with Remiel at the Beginning, Take 1
Remiel: I am Remiel…
SGITB: Whose name is the same as a pop star! Rock on!
Director: CUT!
Take 2
Remiel: I am Remiel, an angel of-
SGITB: Kirby!
Director shoots SGITB (again).
Director: CUT
Take 3
Remiel: I am Remiel…
Lloyd: Dumb name. Does anyone know why Namco gave this idiot-
Director: Shut up, Lloyd! CUT!
Take 4
Remiel: I am Remiel…umm…line?
Director: This is stupid. CUT!
Scene where Kratos shows his angel-ness, Take 1
Kratos: I am an angel of Cruxis, the organization that guides this world.
Two rubber chickens pop out of Kratos' back.
Kratos: Umm…
SGITB: Heheheh.
Director: How did SGITB revive himself?
Raine: Res- Oops. (blush)
Director: …CUT!
Take 2
Kratos: I am an angel of Cru-
Some random fangirl: KRATOS! WHEEEEEE!
SRF glomps Kratos.
Kratos: Ow…
Director: CUT!
Take 3
I am an angel-
SGITB: Hey, author, you forgot to put a Kratos: before what he says!
Shut up, SGITB.
Director: CUT! This is just dumb…
Scene at the end, Take 1
Mithos: …Line?
Director: CUT! I know the ending's really long, but AT LEAST TRY TO REMEMBER IT!
Mithos: I'm young! How do you expect me to-
Director: You're freakin' 5000 years old!
Mithos: Oh yeah…
Take 2
Mithos: …I wanted to…
SGITB: Do it with Martel!
Shut up SGITB. Stop appearing in every take…
Director slaps SGITB.
Director: Shut up! CUT!
Take 3
Lloyd: Is it just me, or did Mithos not just say nothing?
Director: One, shut up, Lloyd, two, you just made a double negative.
Lloyd: What's a double negative?
Director sweatdrops.
Director: Nevermind…CUT!
Okay, the bloopers are done! Again, sorry for the delay! I'm gonna update faster soon! Oh, look, I stopped at 400 instead of 450. Hooray!
Thanks for reading this. Read and Revvy!
