Me: IMPORTANT! IMPORTANT! PLEASE READ!
Erik: What's so important?
Me: Nothing much. Just that the phans have one more week to send in any descriptions and details for the phangirl get-together. The due date has been postponed by a week!
Erik: Why?
Me: I underestimated when we're going.
Erik: Smart. *Smirks*
Me: I'll show you smart. *Whacks with a pool noodle*
Erik: How is that smart?
Me: It's not. I'm just teaching you not to be a smart-ass.
Erik: Megan! Language!
Me: I changed the rating to T for a reason!
Disclaimer: I do not own 'Phantom of the Opera' or 'Harry Potter'. Poo.
Erik: Meeegaa-What's wrong?
Me: *Sitting on my bed crying.* It's all over!
Erik: What's all over? What happened? Who do I have to kill?
Me: This is the end!
Erik: What happened? What's ending?
Me: HARRY POTTER ENDS TODAY! *Sobs uncontrollably*
Erik: Oh, not this again!
Me: It's the end of an era! My life has no meaning beyond this movie!
Brady: I know what you mean. We might as well do ourselves in.
Me: I know!
Erik: Well, you two sure are morbid.
Me: Look who's talking.
Erik: Touché.
Me: Well, at least it doesn't end until midnight.
Erik: Wait, wouldn't that mean the movie is tomorrow?
Me: Yes, but we're going to the theatre today.
Erik: Why?
Me: To avoid the lines. But right now, we're gonna get ready and go bowling!
Erik: Bowling?
Me: A sport where you throw a ball and hope it knocks down some pins.
Erik: That sounds stupid.
Me: Too bad, we're still going.
Erik: *Pouts*
*Around lunch, we're dressed and on our way to the bowling alley!*
Raoul: Megan! Erik keeps poking me!
Christine: Megan! Raoul is sitting on my dress! Make him get off!
Erik: Megan! Christine keeps kicking me!
Christine: Well, I wouldn't kick you if you stopped poking Raoul!
Erik: NO!
Me: *Pounds head against the dashboard*
Raoul: Megan-
Me: SHUT UP!
Raoul: Okay.
*Next time they are traveling in separate cars.*
Me: Okay guys, we're here!
Erik: Finally!
Raoul: GET ME OUT OF THERE!
Christine: That was worse than the trip from Saskatchewan!
*They are definitely going in different cars.*
Me: You guys need to act your age. Let's just get our bowling shoes.
Christine: We need different shoes? Why?
Me: I don't know.
Clerk lady: What size shoe are you?
Me: The guy in the mask is an eight, the chick in the dress is a seven, and the girly-man is a seven-and-a-half. I'm a nine.
Erik: Wow. You have big feet.
Me: I know. I also have monkey toes that I can pick things up with.
Christine: Really?
Me: *Picks up a bowling shoe with my toes.*
Christine: Awesome!
Me: I know!
Erik: If we're done mooning over Megan's freak feet, can we get started?
Me: Sure. *We all go down to the lanes.* What do you want your names to be?
Brady: Brady the awesome!
Ian: Ian the invincible!
Erik: Erik the all-knowing!
Christine: Christine the cool!
Raoul: Raoul the-
Erik: Fop!
Raoul: Hey!
Me: And I'll be Megan the magnificent! Let's bowl!
Christine: *Watching Brady take his shot* What exactly do you do?
Me: You throw a heavy ball down the lane and try and hit the pins. Watch Brady.
Brady: *Hits seven pins*
Me: Way to go Bradino!
Erik: I could do that.
Ian: *Hits six pins.*
Me: Awesome throw Iano!
Erik: Do you just give everyone you know Italian-sounding names?
Me: Yup. Your turn.
Erik: Now you can all see how it's done. *Throws a gutter ball* I meant to do that.
Me: Sure you did. You're up Christine!
Christine: Okay then. I'm not really sure how to do this. *Throws a strike* OH YEAH BABY! THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT! YEAH! *Fist pumps*
Me: Great shot.
Erik: Pfft. Beginners luck.
Raoul: My turn! *Throws a gutter ball* Awww.
Erik: Ha.
Me: Like you did any better.
Erik: Well let's see what you can do!
Me: Okay then! *Hits eight pins* What did I tell you?
Erik: Hmph.
*The game continues. At the end Brady has a 56, I have a 49, Ian has 109, Christine has bowled a perfect game, Raoul has a 10, and Erik has a grand total of…*
Me; Zero! Oh my God, you rolled all gutter balls!
Erik: Shut up.
Brady: Congrats on your perfect game Christine!
Christine: I didn't even know what bowling was until this morning!
Raoul: I hit ten pins!
Me: In ten tries. With six gutter balls.
Raoul: Now you've made me sad.
Me: Does it look like I care? Come on, we're going back.
Erik: What are we going to do now?
Me: We're gonna get our Harry Potter costumes ready!
Erik: Oh no.
*We go home and prepare our costumes of epicness! Brady is dressed as Harry Potter, Ian is dressed as Ron Weasley, I'm dressed as Hermione Granger, Emma is dressed as Luna Lovegood, Jenna is dressed as Ginny Weasley, Christopher is dressed as Voldemort, Erik is dressed as Severus Snape, Christine is dressed as Beatrix Lestrange, and Raoul is dressed as Draco Malfoy.*
Raoul: I thought I was going to be Grawp.
Me: I've changed my mind. You're going as Malfoy!
Brady: Guys! Nick and Devon are here!
Erik: Who?
Me: Brady's friends.
*Devon is dressed as Professor McGonagall, and Nick is dressed as a dementor.*
Devon: We look beastly!
Me: I know!
Erik: So there not questioning who we are either?
Nick: Nope!
Me: To the theatre!
Christine: But it's only eight.
Me: We have to avoid the lines. Let's go!
*We get there and there is already a huge line.*
Erik: Wow. You Harry Potter fans are insane.
Ian: What was your first clue?
Raoul: How long do we have to wait here?
Me: About an hour and a half.
Raoul: What?
Me: Then we have to wait in the theatre until midnight.
Erik: This is gonna be a long night.
Christine: Look at all the people here in costume!
Me: We are devoted fans. Nothing can top Harry Potter.
Erik: Not even 'Phantom of the Opera'?
Me: Not even 'Phantom of the Opera'.
Erik: Then why don't you have the cast of Harry Potter with you instead of us?
Me: I don't know. You're the one who fell from the sky!
Erik: Touché.
Me: You already said that at the beginning of the chapter!
Erik: What?
Me: Oh look! They're letting people in!
Crowd: FINALLY!
*I'm not going to say what happened in the movie, I'll just say it was the. Most. Epic. Movie. EVER!*
Me: That was great! I loved the part when *THIS SECTION HAS BEEN SENSORED TO AVOID SPOILERS!*
Brady: I liked the part where *THIS SECTION HAS BEEN SENSORED TO AVOID SPOILERS!*
Devon: My favourite part was *WE ARE NOT GIVING AWAY ANY #*%$&*# SPOILERS SO STOP TRYING! EVERYONE SHUT UP SO WE CAN STOP #*%$&*# SENSORING SPOILERS!*
Nick: Weird. I just had a strange urge to stop discussing the movie.
Christine: Me too. And it swore at me.
Me: Weird. Well, it's two in the morning, let's go home and get a good nights sleep while we cry our eyes out about there being no more Harry Potter movies.
Erik: Well that wasn't overly dramatic at all.
Me: I thought I told you I had sarcasm trademarked!
Erik: Oh right. *Hands over a dollar*
Me: You are making me rich, my friend!
Erik: *Growls*
Raoul: Um, did he just growl at you?
Erik: *Snarls*
Raoul: Um, did he just snarl at me?
Me: I wouldn't push your luck Ra-fop. I think he's tired.
Erik: Am not.
Me: That's just what a tired person would say. Let's go.
Ian: What are we going to do without Harry Potter?
Me: Re-watch the movies and cry?
Ian: Sounds like a plan.
Erik: You guys are obsessed.
Me: Says the creepy stalker.
Brady: BURN!
Me: *Hi-fives Brady.*
Erik: I will never understand you guys.
Me: Then why do you try?
Erik: I don't know Megan, I don't know.
Me: And that was us going to the movie in our awesome costumes!
Christine: And me bowling a perfect game!
Erik: That was sheer luck.
Me: You're just jealous because you only bowled a zero.
Erik: Whatever.
Me: Don't forget to review, vote for the next phangirl get-together location, and sign up for our current phangirl get-together to the Wisconsin Dells!
Christine: There is a CANDY STORE!
Erik: WOO HOO!
Me: This cannot end well.
