Ahead of the story i would like to give a thank you to the guest True Writer, i thank you for taking the time to look into my work and speak your mind. Also King Genocide I dont really think about this ALL the time. Just like if i were to see some dumb ass hoe standin in the middle of traffic, ima make a joke.0

Idea by: AcropolisGD

Lincoln was so happy. He had finally gotten head from Ronnie Anne yesterday night! And she wanted to see him again! He knew what that meant for sure. She wanted more of her hung daddy linc!

Lincoln strolled down the street in a tight pair of booty shorts were his junk was VERY visible. Girls on the street giggled at him every time he walked by. He assumed from how HUGE he was. Ha skanks!

Lincoln saw Ronnie Anne and snuck up to the picnic table. He slung his leg right next to her were his junk was in her face.

"Oh hey Ronnie." Lincoln said stretching and making it touch her face.

She punched him in his dick. "What the fuck are you doing?!"

Lincoln fell and winced in pain. "Why? I thought you wanted more of my long sausage Linc!"

Ronnie laughed. "Ars you kidding me? You couldnt satisfy a baby mouse! Your dick is like two inches!"

Lincoln got angry. "NO YOUR JUST A STUPID LATINA THATS USED TO SPATTING OUT TWELVE KIDS!!!! YOUR VAGINA PROBABLY LOOKS LIKE A FUCKED UP TACO!!!!"

Lincoln pulled out a baseball bat and began to brutally beat Ronnie Anne. He hit her ribs with a sickening crack. She screamed until he knocked her head in.

Once the task was done he dragged that nasty skank to the bridge. He tied a brick to her leg and threw her over the edge. She hit the water with a SPLASH.

Lincoln knew the next step...

Killing Lori.

The walk home was miserable. Every woman he passed laughed at how small his weenie was. He walked into his driveway and pulled a hatchet outta the garage. He admired it as he walked up the steps of the porch. He opened the door and walked in with it. Luna was on the couch as he headed up the steps. He went straight to Lori's room.

The door creaked open. Lori whipped around.

"What the fuck are you doing in my room?!"

Lincoln then raped Lori. That day he bacame a man. His balls dropped so hard they slapped the hardwood floor. His dick grew into a twelve inch sceptor of power. He slammed it harder and faster into Lori. She like it. He then proceeded to lift the hatchet and take her head off.

He mailed it to bobby and sold the body to someone. Bobby got the head in the mail and shrugged.

"Eye Madre! We got head to cook for 37 family members!"

"Blessing from God mijo!"

Lincoln then walked down the stairs, his massive balls dragging on the staircase behind him. Luna was in her bra and panties waiting for Lincoln. He smiled and jumped on the couch with her. Lynn joined a few minutes later.

Lincoln became the bad boy of Royal Woods. His outfit was a black leather jacket, a red shirt, a beanie, and a pair of shades. He walked up and school and all the girls got wet. He smirked.

"Damn its good to be a rebel."

The chicks squirted on his shoes as he passed them in the hall. They kissed his shoes. He smirked.

Clyde ran up to him. "Hey buddy! We gonna go to my place aft-"

Lincoln raised a hand cutting him off. "Boi shut yo nasty ass up. You think ima hang with a fag like you? Ha. I only hang with chill dudes and girls. Have fun with your infinite virginity tho."

Clyde cried as Lincoln pushed him aside.

He continued down the hall with all the girls at his heels.

6 months of being a rebel.

Lincoln's blood was now the cure to being a loser. One dose and you were a badass.

Lincoln pulled up to his house in his 1978 dodge charger. He went inside and got a blowjob from Luna like usual. He then went to his room and did one of the few queer things that he still did. He read a comic on his bed.

Thats when terror struck.

Lola burst in and shot lincoln in his arms and legs. He fell against the bed and shouted in pain.

"So you think you can just go and fuck everybody BUT me. The moat beautiful sister you have?! Well guess again!"

Lola mounted Lincolns schlong and died from one pump. He was just too much.

Luna rushed in and helped him to the hospital...giving him a handjob on the way of course.

Luan was walking down the hall to get to the bathroom when Leni tackled her from behind and ripped her clothes.

She began to scissor Leni with ronald mcdonalds severed penis. Luan died of happiness.

Leni was so damn devastated that she grabbed the shot gun. She stood in the living room and rammed it in her mouth.

She pulled the trigger.

Bad Boy Linc went on to have many great adventures from there on out!

The End.