A lot og you are right in thinking that Mercedes doesn't seem to think she's cheating & that's going to come up really soon. But please don't judge her harshly. She's a teenaged girl that doesn't know what she wants & it's giving her the flux. She'll figure it out eventually.

Also, I did figure out the endgame (finally) & I think you'll be pleasantly surprised. Or mad. I don't know. It can go either way.

Enjoy the new chapter!

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I was more than a little excited on Monday. Marcy was coming to school with us! Lucy & I dressed her in white skinny jeans with a tight black cable knit sweater & calf high black boots. Lucy put her nearly waist length hair in a high pony. Her bangs framed her green eyes nicely.

Yes, green. My baby sister looked just like me but her hair was longer (curly as a corkscrew), her eyes were a dark green & she was an inch shorter. I loved my baby sister so much!

We took Mikey's car, Rhonda to school. He liked driving & we liked letting him. So we rode to school, cracking jokes & being us. I couldn't wait for everyone to get a load of Marcy. It was going to be a trip.

Mikey had Marcy on his back as we walked inside & put away our stuff. I could admit to pulling on his arm so we'd get there faster. I was so geeked.

Should have known someone would wreck it…

Rachel bounced up & stuck her hand out. "Hi! I'm Rachel Berry. You must be Mercedes's sister. I'm sure she's told you all about me-"

Marcy's whole face was blank. Let me just say her blank face isn't nice looking. It was a cross between disgust & confusion. I felt bad for Rachel. Well almost… Marcy looked back at me & Lucy & said in Italian, "Make it stop!"

Mikey burst out laughing & Lucy wasn't any better. I pursed my lips so I wouldn't join the two rude people. "She's… her."

"Is she always like this?"

"Yup." Mikey snorted.

I slapped his arm. "She means well."

"What is she saying?" Rachel looked at me.

"She wants you to stop talking." Lucy was so rude sometimes!

Rachel gasped as the others laughed. I pushed at Mikey. "Take her to Artie." Mikey walked to Artie. "He's my musical husband & can sing anything. You'll like him!"

Marcy said nothing as she looked at Artie, who stared back. "Does she even know English?"

"Yes." I told him before looking at Marcy. "You have to speak English."

"All the time?!" She looked at me like I told her she had grey hair.

I giggled. "To them! Artie & Santana know Spanish. Santana knows French. T knows Korean & Hebrew. Noah knows Hebrew. Sammy knows Elvish." She blinked at me like I wasn't speaking Italian. "It's good, I swear!"

'No, it's not." Mikey protested.

I swatted him. "Ignore him! Speak English!"

Marcy sucked her teeth & rolled her eyes. "Have him sing something."

"Like what?" Lucy asked.

"What is she saying?" Artie wanted to know.

"She wants you to sing something."

Artie, the ham, opened his mouth & sung a Smokey Robinson song. Marcy grinned the whole time.

"Meet T." I liked the way this was going.

Mikey walked to T. "This is my girlfriend."

Marcy took her hand & kissed it. "How you doin?" Oh no! The Joey line! Now she speaks English! Mikey's jaw dropped as Tina blushed. "I bet that pretty little blush reaches the most delicious of places."

Puck & Santana were howling.

"Stop it!" Mikey tried to glare but she was on his back. "I like this one!"

"This one?" T raised an eyebrow.

I smacked Marcy's butt. "Make it better!"

She put her face in his back & finally let T's hand go. "I'll leave you alone, Korean Fruit. Happy now?"

Mikey lifted her slightly.

"Go to Britt." I pushed Mikey slightly. In Swedish I told her, "Be nice. She's kinda loopy but one of the sweetest people in the world. & she's a dancer."

Britt brightened when Mikey went to her. "Are you & Sadie twins? You look just alike."

"No. She & Lucy should be. They do everything together & are born a week apart." Marcy ignored me.

"Really?" Britt's eyes widened.

"Really, really."

"Go to Lauren." I told Mikey.

He walked to the wrestler & I could see the exact movement Marcy decided to flirt. "This is Lauren Zizes."

"Is Zizes Swedish for brick-house?" Marcy smirked.

Lauren pretended not to blush as I pretended Puck & his enormous mouth didn't exist. "No."

"Do you know the Commodores?"

"Yeah."

"They wrote that song just for you."

"Put it away, Marcy!" I huffed.

"You are zero fun." She pursed her lips.

Mikey walked to Finn. "Hi. I'm Finn Hudson. Quinn's boyfriend."

"Tell her what instrument you play." I advised.

"Drums." Finn perked up.

Marcy did, too. "I play drums!"

This was going great but I forgot Santana was next. "Be good, Moppet!"

She rolled her eyes as Mikey walked to Tana. I knew she & Puck was waiting for this because Tana bounced up & stuck out her hand. "Hey!"

"Are you 1997 Jennifer Lopez?!" I knew it…

Tana grinned; she was waiting on this. "I can be anything you want."

"I want you flat on your back & screaming." Puck was laughing so hard & I think Mr. Shue just died.

Tana blushed. "What?"

"I said I want to see how many times you can orgasm before you fall out." Marcy had no shame.

"Not while you're on my back!" Mikey frowned.

"Stop it, Moppet!" I pulled Mikey to Sammy but I forgot he looked good today. My sister was going to take my boyfriend!

"This is Mercy's boyfriend, Sam."

Yikes! Marcy gave him her blank face. I could tell Sammy was getting nervous. "Hi, I'm Sam."

"He's a good guitarist, awesome big brother & he's from Tennessee." I stammered. I didn't know why I was trying to talk him up but he's my boyfriend & she's my baby sister. I want them to get along.

"Howdy, lil darlin." He grinned lopsidedly. His accent was more pronounced with his nervousness & my mouth dropped in horror as Marcy grinned.

She's as turned on by an accent as I am. "Meet Mr. Shue!"

Poor Mr. Shue had to be wondering about her as Mikey walked her over to him. "Hi. I'm Mr. Shuester. I'm the show choir director & this is glee club."

She smiled politely. "Hi."

S&M&P

Puck: POV

I love Mini Mama. When I first met her (in person), I had to come up with a name that said exactly what I thought of her. She looked just like her sister but man, did she not act like her. I got a face full of that yesterday when we met. Mom Jones, Mama & Mini Mama all looked at me like I was crazy when I first said it. It was a little weird how similar they looked. You could def. see where the younger Jones got their looks.

Anyway, I knew it would be classic when we came to school today & she did not disappoint. I ain't never seen somebody who could shut Berry up & Satan down. The absolute best part was her look at Sam. I don't think she likes him.

We goofed off before the bell rang but as we left, that's when things got a little dicey. Mike didn't want Mini Mama on his back & she didn't give a damn. We were in front of Mama's locker when he tried to put her down but she wasn't budging.

"You gotta get off, Moppet." He finally was able to pry her loose but her face had me goin!

Her big eyes got wider & her pink lips trembled slightly. Her face didn't actually change but it looked completely different & that was the thing that tide it over. "Are you mad at me?"

"What?! No!" He frowned.

"Why don't you want to be around me anymore?" She looked so hurt.

"I do!" He was taken aback. "I just have to go to class."

"I'll go with you."

"I can't carry you in. My teacher won't like that." They had a small stare down when he caved. "But who cares about authority?" He held his arms out & her face changed. She was happy as hell as she hugged him.

All the girls awed as Finn leaned close to me. "What just happened?"

"She played his ass like a drum." I smirked.

Mini Mama let Tina hug Mike. "Where is your class?"

"Do you really care?" Q laughed.

"No."

I bust out laughing but since I pay more attention to Mama than I should, I felt her tense up more than I saw her. "What's up, Mama?"

She pointed down the hall. "Karofsky."

"What's that?" Mini Mama looked down the hall for somebody she didn't know.

"Scum." Tina muttered.

"Remember my friend, Kurt?" Mama kept her eyes on him as he continued our way. "He bullied him out of here."

"A bully?" Mini Mama frowned.

"& he hits girls." Tina hid behind Mike.

"A bully & a coward."

We all tensed up as Karofsky stopped in front of us & glowered. "So what? I can't even walk down the halls now?"

"Why would you bully somebody?" Mini Mama looked at him seriously.

"What?" He did a double take when he saw her. "Who are you?"

"Not a bully." She looked at him like she did Rachel & Sam.

"Mind your own business, little girl!"

She frowned. "Little?!" I almost fell out. You did not call Jones women little.

"Go away, Karofsky." Finn ordered.

"I have just as much a right to be here as any of you losers." Karofsky snapped.

"Kurt did, too but he's not here." Mini Mama glared at him.

He leaned in close & I swear what happened next was like a scene outta a movie. Whatever he was about to say was cut off as she punched him in the stomach then the chest. She brought his head onto her knee & it was lights out for Karofsky. He slumped to the ground as we all gawked like morons. Her face was blank as she relaxed.

It was less than a second before Mike started laughing. Q & Mama started giggling right after. That was all I needed to laugh. Finn, Sam, Wheels & Satan were right behind me.

Mini Mama looked over at Karofsky. "Sorry. Don't walk up on me."

Tina had her hand in front of her face. "I can't believe you did that."

"I don't know if he's having boyfriend problems or not but it's no excuse to be a bully or walk up on people you don't know." Mini Mama gave no fucks.

"He's not gay." Mike tried to calm himself.

"Yes, he is." Mini Mama looked down then up at Mike. "Yes, he is."

"No, he's not." Q shook her head.

"Was it a bad breakup or something?" Mini Mama looked so confused. "Does he not like talking about it? You should turn him over so he doesn't choke on his own blood."

Finn & I turned him over. The pity…

"He's not-"

"He is gay." Finn cut Mike off.

"Was it a hard breakup?" Mini Mama asked. "He seems to be taking it roughly."

"Why do you think he's going through a breakup, Marce?" Mama wanted to know.

"The way he's acting. Eyes down, heavy shoulders, wouldn't look anyone in the eye even when he was talking to someone. He looks like he did something bad to someone he loves & regrets it."

Mama's whole face changed & she kicked Karofsky in his face. I picked her up & gave her to Sam. "What the hell, Mama?!"

She struggled against him. "You low down son of a bitch!"

We all looked at her like she was crazy.

Finn looked at Karofsky. "He bullied Kurt because he was in love with him."

The whole hallway shut the hell up. "What?!"

"No way!" Brittany seemed in shock.

"What happened to love notes & flowers?" Mini Mama looked bewildered.

"He was closeted!" Mama shouted. "He was too chicken to tell Kurt how he felt so he bullied him out of here!"

"Closeted?" Mini Mama whispered. "Like he wasn't out?"

"Nope." Finn glared at the guy who was still bleeding on the floor.

"I am so sorry!" Mini Mama was actually apologizing to the loser!

"What's going on here?!" Coach Satan barked. "What happened to him?!"

"I outed him." Mini Mama pouted.

Coach Satan looked at her hard then searched out Mama. She frowned when she could see both. "Who are you?"

"Mercy's sister. I wanna go home." Mini Mama looked at Mike.

"Yeah! After you caused a bunch of trouble!" He laughed.

Her face dropped & I was close to laughing again.

"Did you boys jump him after she outed him?" Coach Crazy eyed us.

"What?! That was her!" Finn pointed at Mini Mama.

She looked at him like he was stupid. "You really expect me to believe she hurt him?"

"She did!"

Q elbowed him in his gut. "What he means is, Karofsky tried to hurt her & she just defended herself. He's not even hurt. He just slipped when she pushed him off her."

Coach Satan rolled her eyes. "Idiot. Who's going to take him to the nurse's?"

"I can do it." I volunteered.

"Get the slub outta my sight & get to class!" She barked before leaving.

"We should go." Mama said slowly as she made Sam put her down.

"No!" Britt yelled. "You can't take her away!"

"Britt, we have to go to class." Mama soothed her.

"You're not making her go home?"

"No. we're just going to class."

"Okay." Britt perked up. "Marcy's the fairy queen!" I loved Britt but she was all types of loopy… Wheels pulled her on his lap & wheeled her off. "See you at lunch!"

We had to split up so I dragged Karofsky by his ankles to the nurse's office, having fun to run him into every hard surface I could along the way. I gave Q's bullshit story to the nurse before booking it to class.