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Mario & Sonic : World Heroes
Chapter Eleven
You're a Mean One Dr. Kong
Sonic, Luigi, and Stuffwell flailed through the air before crashing into the cold, cold, ground of the Kongo Jungle. "Whoa...Its...unusually...cold...here! It's almost unnatural..." Stuffwell cried while shivering from the extremely cold weather. "This must be what King Kalamari meant by the dried up source of food for his Glooper Bloopers."
"Du...de...I'm about to be a popsicle here!" Sonic cried looking at Stuffwell. "C'mon Stuffy, don't you have anything inside you that could keep us warm here?" he said, shivering.
"...Hohohoho. Well, of course I do, Master Sonic." Stuffwell chortled. "I would of thought by now, you would of known that I come equipped with all the necessary accessories. Needlessly to say, that will assist us on our escapade."
As Stuffwell went on and on about himself, Sonic just sighed, while tapping his foot impatiently. "…Listen dude, I can be just like the other guy and stand here listening to you ramble on about how 'adapted' you are, but if I may remind you…I'm freezing my butt off, so could make with the comfy coats already?! Hmm…Stuffy?"
"Ah, yes…Certainly." Stuffwell immediately opened up itself displaying a bunch of coats. "Umm...By the way, my name is Stuffwell…Beside, what's so debauched about saying that the good Professor…cough…cough…packed me with the things essentials for this mission!"
"Dude, what…ever…" Sonic sighed, pulling out two coats. "Here Luigi, you'll take one and I'll take the other one."
"Right." Luigi nodded, grabbing the red jacket. Sonic took the blue jacket.
Stuffwell stood there as he watched Sonic and Luigi put on the heavy jackets, Stuffwell seemed just fine with a scarf around his antenna. "Master Sonic, if you would like to feel the full effects of the warmth, may I suggest putting on some pants. Umm…Yes, in fact, I think a pair of khakis should suffice in this kind of weather."
Sonic immediately wiggled his finger in Stuffwell's face. "No way dude! I'll never shield these legs." he chuckled as he started running in place. "I'm built for speed and a pair pants would just decrease my velocity!"
"Uh...okay?" Stuffwell muttered, before yelling at the top of his lung. "Now gentlemen if you please…Back to Adventure!"
Stuffwell then turned running off leaving. "Hey, where are you going, Stuffwell?! Wait for us!" Luigi shrieked, as he and Sonic started there chase behind him.
"Err…Stuffwell is so childish at times!" Luigi huffed. "Maybe I should ask the Professor to make him just a bit more…Umm…mature!" After a while Sonic and Luigi lost track of Stuffwell. "Oh no where did go?"
"Hrm...Travelers?" an elderly ape muffled that stood on the porch of a cabin leaning against a wooden cane. "Its been ages since I seen travelers." Luigi and Sonic immediately ran up to the ape and began asking questions about their missing little friend Stuffwell.
"Whoa! Whoa! Slow down! Wait a minute! One at a time…PLEASE!" the old ape gruffed. "You youngsters are talking way too fast for my taste, I can barely understand you." Sonic and Luigi then stopped talking and just stood there staring at the old ape. "Now, isn't that better? Now, calmly and slowly tell me what seems to be the matter?"
"Yo, Old gorilla dude!" Sonic yelped. "Have you seen a talking, walking suitcase wandering around somewhere?" The old ape just stared strangely at him. "Umm…Maybe, I should be a little more specific. He's about, let's say, nigh high…oh, oh, he also have a very, very…dude, VERY…complex vocabulary…" he then sighed, while slapping his forehead. "I'm serious, some of the stuff that comes out of that dude's mouth, I don't be having NO clue, whatsoever, what he be talking about."
"Umm…Sonic, I don't mean to interrupt you, but how about trying to stay on the subject, hm?" Luigi sighed, elbowing Sonic in the side.
"Oh, yeah…M-My bad." Sonic chuckled, before turning back. "I'm sure you'll what I'm talking, if you seen him, that is…"
"Hmm…Well, that all does sound somewhat…intriguing, but sadly, no, I haven't seen your little bag. However, if he is, indeed, lost…I'm sure Dr. Kong must of found him already. By the way, I'm Cranky Kong!" cried Cranky Kong.
"Oh...so he's a doctor? Whew, well that's good to here!" Luigi sighed wiping sweat from his brow. "For a second there I thought Stuffwell had stumble across some kind of lunatic."
A terrified expression came across the face of Cranky's face. "Oh, you can say that. You know, when I think about it, that best describes what exactly what Dr. Kong is."
"What do you mean?" Luigi uttered. Sonic just looked on.
"What I mean is this: Dr. Kong is a villainous ape that is bent on world domination! I bet he's torturing your little buddy right now!" Both Sonic and Luigi gasped.
Meanwhile up in the mountains, Stuffwell wondered around aimlessly lost. "Brrr...Where is Sonic and Luigi? I'm freezing out here!"
Suddenly a large gray ape that favored Donkey Kong approached Stuffwell wearing an oversized white lab coat. "Wha?" Stuffwell cried as the ape grabbed him, escaping into the frost covered forest.
"Uhh…W-What happened? Was I…assaulted just then?" Stuffwell seemed to blackout before waking up in a cage inside a laboratory. Stuffwell then looked up, he noticed a Kong standing over by some breakers with different colored chemicals inside them. "Huh? Hey, who are you? L-Let me go this instant!"
The large Kong that stood over some beakers then turned toward Stuffwell chortling. "Professor E. Gadd never ceases to amaze me! To actually create a suitcase capable of human speech!" chortled the mysterious ape.
"Huh…S-So, you're acquainted with the professor?" Stuffwell muttered, looking up at the menacing Kong. "…W-Who are you?"
"Eheheh. Yes, you can say that...Oh...yes...Where are my manners? I haven't properly introduced myself to you, have I? The Kong snickered, bending down to Stuffwell's eye point. "Muhahahaha…My name is Doctor Thaddeus Richard Kong the Third, but you can simply refer to as, Dr. Kong!"
"D-Doctor Kong?" Stuffwell murmured, as he watched Dr. Kong pace the ground.
"Right now, I'm in the midst of creating a machine that would make sure this snowfall would last a long time!" Dr. Kong murmured, leaning over his stand. "...I would then rise up to power, bringing the Kongs down to their knees."
"With me as the sole person knowledgeable of the essence that will stop this infinite snowfall, the Kongs will have NO other alternative, but to crown me as their supreme leader!" Dr. Kong chortled rubbing his hands together. "Clearly, I'm more of a suitable leader than that brain-dead imbecile Donkey Kong."
Stuffwell leapt up and down in his cage yelling. "Uhh… S-So, you're the source of all this ceaseless snowfall?! You fiend! I can assure you, my friends will put a stop to your iniquitous ambitions!"
"Hehehe...I had a feeling you were gonna to mention those morons you were so helpful to separate from." Dr. Kong chortled. Stuffwell just stared strangely at him. "But I digress, I wouldn't worry about them, I sent my minion Ook to get rid of them as we speak!"
"Ook?" asked Stuffwell.
Sonic and Luigi tried learning as much as they could about the mysterious Dr. Kong, but suddenly a large brown colored ape wearing an enormous mask that had strange engraving on them. "What is that dude?!" cried Sonic.
"Oh no…It's Ook! What an untimely inconveniences." Cranky Kong gruffed, rubbing the back of his head, while staring at the masked Kong.
"Dude, what's an Ook? I-Is that what that monkey's call?" Sonic muttered, looking at the masked Kong.
"No. That what Dr. Kong calls him." Cranky gruffed. "A while ago Donkey Kong and Dr. Kong were battling; you see, Dr. Kong was trying force his oppression on us. Anyways, after along fight, Donkey Kong was just about to deliver a final blow, but Dr. Kong had an ace up his sleeve and captured Donkey Kong.
"He then experimented on him, brainwashing him, thus transforming him into the monstrous Ook! An ape that is bent on accomplishing Dr. Kong's dreams!" Cranky Kong cried running away with his cane, but before he made it into the cabin he exclaimed. "It must be here to destroy you two!"
"Dude, where are you going?!" Sonic cried, watching Cranky Kong lock his doors, leaving him and Luigi to deal with Ook. "...Dude, I can't believe this...H-He just ditched us..."
Ook lifted up a gigantic wooden boomerang pointing it at Sonic and Luigi. "Uh...Sonic look out!" Luigi cried. Ook then spun around in circles as it swung the boomerang around and it flew through the air almost knocking Sonic to the ground. "Oh...no Sonic are you alright?"
Luigi then ran over Sonic and tried waking him. "C'mon Sonic! Get up!" Luigi yelled, as Ook walked over snatching both of them up, busting right through the window.
Ook carried our heroes into the frost covered wood, towards a huge lab with a giant smokestack chimney blowing out thick black coal. "Where...are....you taking us?" Luigi cried shaking all over. "Put us down at once or I'll give you such a pinch!" he then started flailing around.
However Luigi's feeble threats had no affect on Ook as the large gorilla swung through a window shattering glass everywhere. "You mindless baboon! Can you just use the front door like a normal person?" cried Dr. Kong reaching for a broom to sweep up the glass. "Oh, I see you've brought Luigi and Sonic!"
Sonic eventually woke up rubbing the back of his head chuckling. "Hey Luigi did you get the number of that truck that hit me?"
"Wait, how do you know our names?!" Luigi gasped looking at Dr. Kong.
"Hehehe…Of course, I am well aware of the exploits of the Mario Bros. and of that of Sonic the Hedgehog. If I haven't said it before, I'll say it again: I am a genius, after all!" Dr. Kong chortled while throwing the swept up glass in the trash can. "Like I told your little baggy, my name is Doctor Thaddeus Richard Kong the Third! I intend on ruling the entire DK Pass, it is my birthright as the Supreme Ape of the Kongs!"
"Supreme Ape?" Sonic then cried. "Doctor Thaddeus Richard Kong...The Third...Wait, Gorillas can be authorized as...doctors?"
"As you can plainly see I am capable of speech, unlike lower forms of life...Also, I have a Ph.D in Medicine, but Cranky bestowed all the honor to that feeble-minded idiot Donkey Kong!" Dr. Kong cried balling up his fist. "My honor was stripped from me by some bongo playing Neanderthal!"
However, Dr. Kong quickly caught his composure. "But that's alright, I put my plan into action first: I kidnapped Donkey Kong and placed my Mask of Control on his face, then I made sure the Bloopers' food supply was dried up!" Dr. Kong snickered rubbing his hands together sinisterly. "That way no one could come to the rescue of the Kongs that crazed King Kalamari would destroy their vessels looking for food!"
"How could you possibly make it snow, that's impossible?" Stuffwell cried.
Dr. Kong then laughed at Stuffwell's confusion. "Nothing is impossible for a genius, as myself. All I had to do is use that strange gem's power, that fell from the sky!"
"DUDE?!?! You're using a World Ring?" Sonic cried.
"Hm...So that's what that strange gem's call...No matter..." Dr. Kong then turned toward Luigi, Stuffwell, and Sonic muttering. "But before I can assume the throne as Supreme Ape, I must first destroy you meddling interlopers!"
