Stupidity at its Best (A Naruto Story) Ch 11
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I wake up feeling strangely rested. A small yawn escapes my lips and I cuddle closer into whatever I'm sleeping on. It grumbles a protest and yawns.
"Sorry," I mutter sleepily and try to get back to the dream world I was just in.
"It's fine," Kisame says and I scream in surprise, falling out of his lap. The buttons are ripped open, some of them broken from the sewing so I fall free. He comes with me and places his hands on either side of my head to keep from falling on top of me. His knees are on either side of my hips and my glasses are hanging off of one ear. He's looking down at me and I can feel my face coloring. His face slowly comes toward mine and I feel myself leaning up so that his breath hits my lips. "Kumori?"
"Yeah?" A light blush colors his cheeks as he moves in to kiss me. I close my eyes and lean in a little more so that-
"BREAKFAST! TOBI WAS A GOOD BOY AND MADE BREAKFAST!" Tobi yells at the top of his lungs ruining the moment. The two of us break apart and jump back like we're on fire.
"Sorry," I mumble as Tobi bounds in and grabs my arm.
"Kumori-chan needs to eat Tobi's cooking!" He says dragging me off to the food.
"Apparently I'm starving," I mutter sitting down to find breakfast in the form of cup ramen. It's a food so evil; it deserves to have its name CAPITALIZED! OH NOES! My eye twitches when I remember how Cup Ramen and I had a show down the last time we met.
Cue dramatic music.
Do-do-do. Dwa, dwa, dwa. Do-do-do. Dwa, dwa, dwa. Do-do-do. Dwa, dwa, dwa.
A tumbleweed rolls by and the scene pans in so that it's a shot of my eyes. It flashes over to just the label of Cup Ramen.
Do-do-do. Dwa, dwa, dwa. Do-do-do. Dwa, dwa, dwa. Do-do-do. Dwa, dwa, dwa.
My foot edges out to make the first move.
The Cup Ramen hisses.
I hiss back.
We both hiss.
It jumps into the air dramatically and is about to lash down on me when I reach up with my foot and kick it. It lands on the ground again, "bleeding" a little. Broth comes out of a crack right by the label. My foot goes out, this time with the intent to KILL!
…
You want to know what it did?
You really want to know?
This is something so amazing and awe inspiring it will be told from generation to generation as the great Cup Ramen VS Foot Battle Royal!
My amazing foot…
TIPPED IT OVER!
Cup Ramen's "brains" fall out and it hisses in pain as it dies. I laugh triumphantly and ride off into the sunset on a speckled horse…no, no, not a horse…a sloth. Yeah, that's cool, my glasses glinting and blinding everyone within a two mile radius.
…
You don't believe me do you?
Nah, I don't blame you.
I'll, uh, give you the story of what really happened now.
Hidan decided that he had to, at that exact moment I was glaring at my breakfast, go and perform one of his sadistic rituals.
"Move it b*tch," He says knocking my ramen over. Tobi gasps and immediately starts apologizing to be for "Hidan-san's meanness! He isn't a good boy like Tobi, Tobi is a good boy!"
"It's fine," I mumble throwing the foam Ramen container into the fire and laughing under my breath when it burns. "I don't really like Cup Ramen anyway. It hates me," Zetsu blinks with a confused look.
"What do you mean it's evil? Yeah…it's just ramen. What could it possibly have done?" My eyes narrow as I look at the burning embers that were my breakfast.
"I was just making Tobi some Cup Ramen and it burned me, all I was trying to do was make a good boy some dinner!" I hiss and glare even more darkly at the food container.
"You really should eat, yeah breakfast is the most important meal of the day and all that sh*t," I laugh a little.
"Nah I'm good," I say shaking my head. I close my eyes and sigh a little as my stomach protests quietly. I open my eyes again and find a pair of chopsticks with noodles on them, inches away from my face. "Huh?"
"Open your mouth," Zetsu says softly. "We can't have you fainting on us. That would be a real pain in the $$." I smile a little at his kindness and open my mouth. He starts feeding me carefully like if he's not careful I'll explode.
BOOM!
Kumori guts everywhere. Nom, nom, nom.
"Thank you Zetsu-san," I say through a mouthful of noodles.
"You're welcome," He says with what looks like sneer but I'm sure is his attempt at a grin. I smile back and he gives me another chopstick of noodles. I find myself with a chopstick sticking out of my nose.
"Um…" I cross my eyes to get a better view of the chopstick. "This is awkward."
"Just a little," He mumbles and gently pulls it from my nose.
"Ow," I say when my nose starts bleeding.
"Oh sh*t I'm sorry," He says and I shake my head, putting my sleeve to my nose.
"It's nothing, it's just a little blood," I say, my voice slightly muffled.
"Hey Itachi says it's time to-HOLY F*CK SHE'S BLEEDING! WHAT THE F*CK DID YOU DO TO HER?!" Hidan yells as he steps back into our range of vision, bloodied and with his arm partially cut off. I scream.
"Oh my God Hidan are you okay?! Were you attacked or something?!" I pull some bandages out of my pack and run over to him.
Golden opportunity Hidan! The devil mini-Hidan on his shoulder says poking him in his bloodied neck with his fork-thing. Get some from the b*tch while she's 'nursing' you back to health.
Don't do that Hidan, The angel mini-Hidan on his other shoulder says shaking his head. She's an innocent girl, don't do it.
Die. Hidan thinks darkly and mentally flicks him off his shoulder.
"It really f*cking hurts," He says with a moan.
"Lay down and try not to move too much," I say starting to wash off the blood.
"Kumori he's no-" Zetsu starts but a glare from Hidan shuts him up.
"Does it still hurt?" I ask as his hand starts reaching over.
"Yeah, a lot," He moans rolling his eyes back.
"What can I do to help?" I ask pushing my glasses up.
"Oh I don't want to be a bother," He says as his hand is inches away from its mark.
:D That's where I'm stopping it. I promise that next chapter, things relevant to the plot will happen. Will Hidan get away with what he's trying to do? Will Zetsu step in and save Kumori? Will things actually happen?! Why am I asking you all this?!
