If anyone has seen SIMGM's Glee parody videos this is where the idea of Blaine's incessant singing comes from any Blaine singing is in bold
Baby, baby oh!
"Blaine you're singing again" Kurt called from where he was sat on the bed.
"I like singing" Blaine replied at an equally loud volume from Kurt's adjoining bathroom where he was currently taking a shower. Do you know how hard it is to hear things over the stream of water.
"I know you do honey but your singing of drastically bad songs is distracting you from the job in hand, Now hurry up I want to spend time with my boyfriend before dinner."
"Sorry babe, I'll be right out"
Five minutes later Kurt was questioning the sincerity of Blaine's apology when he heard the latter boy singing
I wanna see your peacock cock cock your peacock cock cock
"Blaine" Kurt warned "Don't make me come in there"
Blaine chuckled "You make it sound like that would be a bad thing."
"Get out of there right now Anderson!"
"But I have conditioner in my hair"
Unbeknownst to Kurt Blaine had come up with an evil plan, operation embarrass Kurtie was underway.
"Oh Kurt" he moaned
"Blaine what are you doing?" kurt asked horrified, ok not that horrified but Finn was in the house (luckily his dad was still safely at the garage) this could not be happening
"Kuuuuuuurt" the boy in the shower purred and the one mentioned had to physically restrain himself from running into the bathroom.
"Yes Kurt! Yes! Yeeeees!" Blaine screamed so that everybody in the house, including Burt who had just returned could hear.
Papa Hummel came storming towards Kurt's bedroom and flung open the door preparing himself for the scarring image that he was about to witness.
"Kurt what did I tell you about doing that when other people specifically me were in the house!" he raged, yet the sight in front of him was not what he had expected.
Oh my Gaga, Holy Marc Jobs, Bloody von Furstenberg Kurt thought sliently rocking back and forth with his head in his hands.
"Kurt" Burt asked cautiously ellicting a soft moan from the younger Hummel, and my dad heard too, kill me now, "What the hell is going on where is Blaine?"
Kurt pointed a shaking finger towards the bathroom door; he was hardly able to look at his father so stared intently at his own feet his face beet red.
Inside the bathroom the water had been turned off and Blaine waited with bated breath as he listened to the conversation occurring only a few feet away from him on the other side of the door. His plan had been to embarrass Kurt but now that he remembered that Burt did in fact own a shotgun…Oh god what have I done?
"Blaine?" Burt asked furiously through the thin wall "can you come out here please."
"I'd rather not" Blaine squeaked "Kurt does he have his gun?"
Despite his current state of rage and mortification Kurt giggled nervously at the sound of his trembling boyfriend's voice.
"No he doesn't but it's not him you should be afraid of."
Blaine gulped gathering all his courage even though he was only wearing a towel around his waist and pushed open the door.
"Kurt, Mr Hummel" Blaine always returned to formal addresses when he messed up "I'm so sorry,I wasn't thinking I wanted to embarrass Kurt but…"
"You succeeded" Kurt interrupted coldly
"I'll leave you to it, I think Kurt has it covered" Burt said exiting the room leaving the two not-so-estatic lovers alone
"Kurt..I"
"You what Blaine? Wanted to humiliate me? Well I suppose that's fine, it's not like it's not the aim of many other people mainly the jocks and those who made me prom queen but I never expected it from someone like you, especially not you."
"But…."
"Don't give me those puppy dog eyes."
"Kurt…I"
"No Blaine, I think that you should leave."
"Ok" Blaine sighed heavily gathering up his things "I really am so sorry Kurt"
"I know you are, I just need you to give me some space right now…..I'll call you later."
"I love you."
"I…see you late Blaine."
Blaine had never felt so rejected in his life and he had a lot of rejection.
Please don't hate me
