A/N:
I'm back peoplez! I busy procrastinating about 4 projects and I'm like so freaking out! So I guess I took some ideas from my bestie WheatherKiryn wrote some of my ideas. And she kinda killed me for making fun of Orochimaru. I think I'm still limping lol jk.
So like on with the story! XD
How To Piss Off the Akatsuki
"Leader-sama, I learned a new jutsu!" Sakura hollered in Pein's face.
"Oh really can you show me?" Pein asked. Sakura nodded and she showed the handsigns.
"Oh don't forget to say shut up no jutsu!"
Pein did the correct handsigns then he yelled, "Shut up no jutsu!". There was a poof and nothing happened. Pein tried to talk, but he couldn't.
"HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, PEIN!" Sakura yelled in Pein's face and he was shocked. She walked away with a smirk in his face and Pein couldn't talk for the whole day.
Deidara was snickering in a huge, decorated box. Darkness enveloped his vision and then he heard voices.
"Come on Sasori! I got a surprise for you!"
"You know that I don't like surprises. They're just plain freaky."
"Okay look at it".
"Something tells me something bad is going to happen".
"BOO!" Deidara popped out of a box in a Scream mask and a fake bloody knife. Well the blood was fake, but the knife wasn't.
"!" Sasori screamed and punched Deidara in the face. Deidara flipped on the other side from the punch as Sasori ran off and hid under the bed.
"That didn't go well, un," Deidara groaned in pain.
"It did for me. AHAHAHA!" Sakura burst out laughing and fell to the floor.
"Um can you take out the knife from my stomach, yeah?"
"Idiot and your clumsiness".
"Thanks, yeah!"
"It wasn't a compliment".
"I turned it to one, un," Sakura just anime sweatdropped and she helped Deidara.
Everyone was having small talk in the meeting room, except Orochimaru who was admiring a picture of Sasuke, when Sakura came in with her laptop. Everyone just watched her, except Orochimaru, as she connected her laptop to the screen.
"Okay listen up! You guys have to watch this, I have proof pedo-snake is a pedophile!" the others stared wide eyed at Orochimaru who was shocked and was planning plans to kill Sakura later.
Sakura showed a picture of Orochimaru watching Sasuke sleep. "This is when Sasuke was with Orochimaru and Sasuke was sleeping". Another picture came and it showed Sasuke cornered with a emotionless face, but his eyes held fear. Orochimaru was advancing on him with a sadistic grin.
"This is the possibility if Sasuke killed him," Sakura changed the picture to a chibi Sasuke (A/N: I just love chibi things! Okay on with the story) suffocating a snake. Orochimaru gulped and started to sweat.
"That is weird yet true," Kisame commented.
"And last, but not least this," a picture of Orochimaru's room with the walls covered in Sasuke's picture everywhere. One of him not with a shirt, one drinking, one smirking, is that one when he's showering?
"I'm scarred for life from that," Hidan shuddered without cussing. Orochimaru paled at this, wait how can he when he is freaking like a gay pale molester? (Sorry WheatherKiryn had to ask lol. Don't kill me at school I have to beat Chansoriya into a pulp first!) The others fainted while half of the rest ran out. Deidara and Sakura just burst out laughing at their sudden reaction and walked out.
After a few days of that incident, Sakura about to killed by Orochimaru, and hiding, Sakura came up to Itachi with a whole different look. She painted her nails black, (I do that so some people say it's freaky, but it's none of their business. They say it doesn't look good on me , but I don't care!) highlights of different color, and emo-looking clothes (I wear dark emo clothes some days too mostly all the time depending). Itachi stared at her strangely.
"I can be emo too not just you," Sakura stated monotone.
"I'm not emo".
"Lie".
"I'm not".
"Hn".
"Hn".
"Hn…".
"You can't say that because you're not an Uchiha".
"Hn," and she walked away. Itachi just stared where she was before and said…
"Hn".
A/N:
Again I apologize for it being short. My eyes are juat not working with me right now and yeah. I have nothing against emos because they are awesome! SO plz review!
