A Day in the Life...

A series of one-shots that may or may not be related.

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Warnings: Tony vs Nigel, cursing, Chubby Bunny


"That is the last fucking straw!" Tony raged as he stormed into the living room where many of the members of Tower could found lounging on the various couches.

"You fuck using a straw, Stark? No need to insult your own lack of size." Pietro said with a smirk, which earned a slap on the stomach by his sister. At the same time this was being said, Clint stated "Language."

The two looked at each other quizzically before Clint grinned and raised his hand, to which Pietro returned with a high-five. It was a very rare sight indeed.

Tony glared at the pair. "It's the damn cat. He pissed in my fucking suit."

The cat in question, Nigel, sat innocently on Bucky's lap, purring softly.

"He only does that to things he doesn't like," Bucky retorted, defending his beloved cat.

"I want Garfield out."

"Nigel," Darcy corrected. Tony shot her a glare, which caused her laugh.

"Whatever, I want him out."

Bucky looked up at Tony, rubbing Nigel with his human hand. "No."

"It's my fucking tower, Barnes."

"It's my fucking cat, Stark." Bucky said, putting Nigel off his lap and standing up to face Tony directly. Steve started to move towards the pair, sensing the trouble brewing, but Pietro beat him to it.

"It's a cat," The Sokovian said. "Nothing to argue about."

"How about a contest," Clint offered.


"Chubby Bunny? Darcy please explain," Bucky asked, sitting directly across from Tony, and right in between Darcy and Steve. Darcy looked between him and Tony, grinning mischievously.

"It's simple really. You get a bag of marshmallows, put one in your mouth and say 'Chubby Bunny'. Each round, you add another marshmallow and you lose when you can no longer say 'Chubby Bunny'. And remember, no swallowing."

"Neither of them have any experience in that area, so that shouldn't be a problem," Clint said.

"Piece of cake," Tony said, smirking.

"You're up Tony," Steve said, handing him the bag of marshmallows. Tony grabbed one and put it into his mouth.

"Chubby Bunny."

Bucky and Tony went back and forth for five rounds, both with their cheeks puffed out like squirrels.

"Oh this is definitively going on my story," Darcy stated, holding her phone up. Natasha was also taking pictures, though they were for more nefarious purposes, such as blackmail.

"Obviously, you two aren't gonna break, so how about you both do it at the same time," Clint suggested.

The men nodded, and each grabbed a marshmallow and stuffing it into their mouths.

"Chh-ubb-ee Bunn-ee." Bucky said, hard to understand but still coherent.

"Ube Bne." Tony said, his eyes widening when he realized that even he couldn't understand what had just come out of his own mouth. Bucky shot up, marshmallows still in his mouth.

"A-ha!"

"Bucky don't choke," Darcy said, laughing.

"That's what she said," Pietro and Clint said at the same, which lead to another extremely rare high-five moment.