A friend of mine was going to bed, and he asked me for a bedtime story.

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...Yeah...

If you check out Compos-Mentis dot Deviantart dot com, you can find a picture that she drew for this story. It is AMAZING so do so now, I command you.

I'm sorry this is so short, I may upload a real story at some point later in the week.

So anyway:

READ ON!

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Once upon a time~~

There was a RED Scoot and a RED Spy, and they had to get some intelligence... but then the Big Bad BLU Heavy came around the corner, and he was angry because he was hungry and hadn't unlocked his Sandvich unlockable yet! So he growled at the two and said, "I'll eat you up, you Scoot and Spy!"

Scoot and Spy were VERY SCARED so they ran away, and they went to the RED Soldier to ask what to do to beat the Big Bad BLU Heavy and steal the intelligence! Soldier told them that the best way to beat the Big Bad BLU Heavy was to confuse him, so Scoot and Spy went back to confuse the Big Bad BLU Heavy.

The Big Bad BLU Heavy was angry that they came back, and decided to grind their bones to make his bread for sandviches, like in Jack in the Beanstalk. "Fee Fie Foe Fum!" the Big Bad BLU Heavy shouted, "I smell the blood of a European! And maybe a Bostonian too!" And he attacked the Scoot and Spy. But Scoot was very fast! He double jumped on the Big Bad BLU Heavy's head and beat him to death with a bat. There was a lot of blood.

And so Scoot and Spy were able to sneak into the base, sap all the buildings, bludgeon and stab all the enemies, and steal the intelligence. All the chicks throughout the land thought they were sexy and made out with them.

THE END!!!1eleven

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