Disclaimer: My name is not Stephenie Meyer.

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Prank 15: Jump out and say, 'BOO!!' every five seconds.

"BOO!" I jumped out from behind the couch and yelled at Carlisle.

He jumped at least ten feet into the air. "Oh! Alice, it's only you," he said, I could tell that he was trying to make out that he wasn't scared. "What torture must I endure now?"

I smiled evilly. "If I told you I'd have to kill you."

He smiled back, as if talking to a mental patient. "That's nice, Alice."

Five seconds later...

'BOO!'

Carlisle jumped again, then realizing who it was: "That's nice, Alice"

Another five hours of such encounters...

"BOO!"

"ALICE, IF YOU DO THAT ONE MORE TIME I'LL SEND YOU BACK TO THE MENTAL INSTATUTION!"

"Jeezum, Carlisle, what's up with you?"

"I've been 'booed' every five seconds for the last five hours! AND I'D LIKE FOR IT TO STOP!"

I ducked the chair Carlisle threw at me. "It was just a bit of fun!"

"Fun? FUN! I'll show you fun!"

Carlisle ran at me with Esme's table hoisted above his head. This just proves that it's all fun and games until someone looses their sanity.