Okay. Sorry I haven't updated for a while, but I was on a holiday for, like, a month nearly, then I got annoyed at how many questions I had to answer (I was having a depressed period of time(But I love yous ALL now) XD!!!), and then I got abillion assignments (one of which I should be doing now) , and I had, like, 1MILLION questions to answer. So sorry it took so long. Another thing I'm sorry for, sorry for the big rant that I had last time. You guys can all just leave because of that. I feel so bad that I just had a major rant to people who tell me to hurry up. I don't mind it when people say 'Update!', just not when they're really rude about it. Umm... So I got..... 61 reviews.... HOOLEY DOOLEY THAT'S A LOT!!!!!! FOR ONE WHOLE CHAPTER!!!! That is a phenomenal ammount! Umm, the person who was my 300 reviewer was watermelonandpeanutbutter. So they've gotten a prize. Umm... when I get 200 reviewes for this, the 200th reviewer gets...... a prize of their choice. Anyways, I got.... Oh goat, I got 268 questions. Not reviews. Questions. That took a while to count. So, I'm sure you can now see why it took me so long. Not really? Well, it HAS been a third of a year since I last updated. Haha. MATH SKILLS!!!! Ugh... I hate Ma- Shut up now...
Anyways, on with the story!!!!
I don't own the sisters Grimm. Michael Buckley does. Nor do I own Vegemite. The Americans do now. Because they buy everything from Australia, like Kath and Kim, which they made worse, then sold back to us. But I do own a pair of rather fetching converse shoes with rainbow laces which I absolutely ADORE!!!! COZ THEY ARE FULLY SICK MAD ASS!!!!!
SABRINA- What was the worst prank Puck has ever done to you? - Lara D
SABRINA- Hmm, well, I'd have to say that would be the one and only Basketball stuck to my Head with Glue. Yeah. That was bad. The worst thing was that it was so heavy, that when I fell down it was ripped off my head. Did I mention that it took half my hair out along with it?
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PUCK- What is your favorite kind of candy? -Lara D
PUCK- Probably Chocolate. Either that or the old Lady's turquoise caramel Custard. Oh boy thats good.
RELDA- Liebling, thankyou for your kind words, but I'm afraid that my turquoise caramel custard is not candy.
PUCK- Meh, than my favorite candy is chocolate.
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DAPHNE- What is your favorite 'food' that Granny makes? -Lara D
DAPHNE- Well speaking of Granny's Turquoise Caramel Custard, I'd have to say that. It's so good. Oh my gosh, its so tasty!
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RELDA- What is your favorite picture in the whole house? -Lara D
RELDA- Well, I do love the picture of Basil and Myself, standing with the chief of the Quatoomatsu Tribe. That picture was taken right before they took us to a small cave behind a kilometer long Waterfall. It was really quite wonderful.
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CANIS- Why do you think there are a few FanFics about you and...umm...Granny Relda? -Lara D
CANIS- Because Puckabrina is getting old. It's out with the old and in with the new. CANNY RELDIS IS GOING UP ON THE HOT METER!!! WOO HOO!!!!!
ELLIGOAT- Oh my goat, if Canny Reldis is popular... OH MY GIDDY GOAT, WHAT HAS THE WORLD COME TO???
(Yeah... that was very extremely.... umm.... random of me. Anyways, it was the first thing that came to my head. But random responses from the SG gang normally just come to my head. But I ignore them... sometimes... heh heh. And hey. I have to keep this thing funny with a few jokes, don't I? *Silence* Well, I found it funny and thats good enough for me... Actually... I found it quite disturbing... Umm... Next question!)
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UNCLE JAKE- What kind of coffee do you drink when you visit Briar-I mean- the coffee shop?
JAKE- Normal Coffee. Is there any other?
BRIAR- He's just joking. He has a mocha.
JAKE- Joking?
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BRIAR- Do you still have contact with your parents? -Lara D
BRIAR- Unfortunately, they grew old because they believed that nobody should live forever. So they died of old age.
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RED- Do you wear any other color than Red? -Lara D
RED- Well, sometimes my socks are white. Does that count?
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VERONICA- What was YOUR job in NYC besides helping the Everafters? -Lara D
VERONICA- I was a real estate agent. Not a very glamorous job, but it paid.
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HENRY- Are you friends with Goldilocks now? -Lara D
HENRY- In time, I might have been able to put the past behind me. But she left the house so soon, that it was extremely hard to.
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WENDELL-(I think you're fat, but it's Christmas so I'm nice this time of year)- What is your mom's name and what is her job? -Lara D
WENDELL- She's was an accountant. But she died in the everafter war
PUCK- Wendell!? Have you not already established that we don't care about you!
WENDELL- But she died!!!
PUCK- My dad died! But I'm not complaining!
WENDELL- Thats funny. Because you are for the other 23 hours of a day!
EVERYONE- *gasps*
WENDELL- Yeah! Thats right! I'm the bad boy in town now-
PUCK- Everyones gone, Wendell.
WENDELL- You're still here
ELLIGOAT- Nope. He just left as well.
WENDELL- Well, you're here.
*silence*
WENDELL- There goes my career as a gangster...
(Hmm. Well, in case you guys were wondering, Lara posted this at christmas. It's not christmas anymore, but hey. MERRY CHRISTMAS YALL!!!!)
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MOTH- Do you have a crush on Mustardseed? -Lara D
MOTH- Mustardseed? Hardly! That moronic cretin will only ever be half the man my Puck is! Plus, Mustardseed doesn't come with the benefits of the Kingdom.
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MUSTARDSEED- When you met Sabrina, did you have a crush on her? -Lara D
MUSTARDSEED- I must admit, Sabrina is pretty easy on the eyes- if you still use that expression- but considering that Puck is my brother, and that it isn't hard to believe that he is head-over-heals in love with Sabrina, it would be betrayal to 'like' Brina.
(Oh my... Mustardseed sounded very proper there! Wow this is the... 3rd A/N yet! Wowee Zowees... Hmm... Ah well)-
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OBERON- What does it feel like to be dead? -Lara D
OBERON- Well, I certainly don't feel very lively! *pauses for laugh*
*somebody coughs*
OBERON- DON'T YOU PEOPLE GET JOKES THESE DAYS???
MAD HATTER- No! I get letters, and china teapots thrown at me!
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TITANIA- Do you still want Puck to marry the crazy-I mean Moth? -Lara D
TITANIA- Certainly not! She KILLED my husband!
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PINNOCHIO- (Sorry if I spelled your name wrong first of all) Do you REALLY think you could trust Mirror? -Lara D
PINOCCHIO- Well, in reality, we both want the same thing. Death to all humans. Of course I can't trust Mirror, but if I help him, I can certainly gain what I want. Along with freedom of growth!
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JABBERWOCKY- Do you miss Red? -Lara D
JABBERWOCKY- JABBERWOCKY!!!!
TRANSLATOR- Beep bop beep! (In a proper accent with classical music in the background) Quite so. It seems as though I do. She treated me with top care, and I find that I have a unexplainable desire to be in her possession once more.
SABRINA- That came out of one word, three growls and terribly bad breath?
TRANSLATOR- Beep bop beep! (In a robotic voice) I am a mor-on and I don't know any-thing.
SABRINA- I didn't say that!
TRANSLATOR- Beep bop beep! I HATE EV-ER-Y-ONE!!!!
SABRINA- Shut-up you malfunctioning useless piece of scrap metal!
RELDA- Leave the poor Machine alone, Liebling. Its only telling the truth!
TRANSLATOR- Beep bop beep! Ell-i-goat is the best, and I want to give the trans-la-tor a coo-kie!
RELDA- See? Nothing but the truth!
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BESS+HAMSTEAD- So...hows your honeymoon? -Lara D
BESS- Well, for our honey moon, we actually went to the moon!
HAMSTEAD- It wasn't hard, because Bess here had two jet packs, and two spacesuits from her last venture to the moon!
BESS- Oh Hamstead, It was wonderful to get away from the pollution of NYC! We could see every star for miles, and we even went to see Armstrong's flag!
HAMSTEAD- It was really awesome.
(Okay, because I'm annoying, it's impossible to fly to the moon on a jet pack. One reason being that fire feeds on oxygen, and theres no oxygen in space. And another, even if the fire could happen, you'd be crushed as soon as you left the atmosphere. And even if that didn't happen, there is no way any battery could last to the moon and back, so the jet pack would run out... yeah... that was dumb, but I felt like being those nerds who are like 'If the Doctor had died in Turn Left, than he couldn't have gone back in time and stopped the volcanic people in the Fires of Pompeii, so Donna wouldn't be living a normalish life because The Earth would be over run with volcanic people, witches, everyone would be people daleks, everyone would be cybermen, and many many more things would be wrong with the world, so Turn Left was inaccurate!'. Yeah... I watch Doctor Who. It's my favourite thing in the whole wide universe. BWAHAHA!!!! JUDGE ME IF YOU LIKE!!!! BUT IN 2012, DON'T BLAME ME IF YOU'RE ALL IN A LIVING DRAWING AND I'M NOT BECAUSE I KNEW TO GET OFF EARTH!!!!)
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BELLA- How is it like being half human and half frog? -Lara D
BELLA- Well, I'm getting constant warts, but if I don't turn into a frog then they stop coming. I actually like being half frog. I'm extremely agile, and if I find a way out of Ferryport Landing then I think I'll go to the Olympic trials for gymnastics. Well... if I ever get out...
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TOBY- Do you purposely stab people with your long...umm...spider legs? -Lara D
TOBY- Well, the only times when I turn into a spider is when I actually want to kill people... so yeah. I do stab people on purpose.
NATALIE- And he'll kill just about anyone. So don't get in our way!
TOBY- Yeah.
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NATALIE- Do people sometimes mistake you for a boy? -Lara D
NATALIE- Yeah. Everyone calls me a boy. My mum made me get therapy to get over the constant trauma, but I walked into the psychiatrists room, and he told me to take a seat. So I took a seat and bashed him. One time I went to McDonalds and asked for a toy, and instead of giving me the strawberry shortcake lip gloss they gave me the ninja turtle. The boy's toy. I jumped over the counter and throttled that pimply teenager, then went home and silently cried myself to sleep...
SABRINA- Wow. You need anger management classes.
NATALIE- SHUT UP YOU DON'T KNOW ANYTHING!!!!!!!
(Yeah. That actually happened to a friend of mine, when we were in year 2 or something. She had short hair and asked for a toy and they gave her a ninja turtle. But she didn't get all aggro. Hahaha. *sigh* I miss her...)
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FUTURE SABRINA+ FUTURE DAPHNE- Even though the younger versions of 'Brina and Puck are fighting and dening their love for each other, are the older versions of 'Brina and Puck still married? -Lara D
FUTURE SABRINA- Yeah. Looking back on it, I liked Puck since the moment he apologized to me. But I won't go into that, because younger Sabrina will kill me. Even if we are the same person.
FUTURE DAPHNE- I doubt that Puck or Sabrina will ever stop loving each other.
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EVERYONE- Are Sabrina and Puck usually the ones who start the family fight? -Lara D
RELDA- I wouldn't say alwa-
JAKE- Yep.
DAPHNE- 100%
RED- Never any other way.
SABRINA- T_T thanks guys.
TRANSLATOR- Beep bop beep! I like crush-ing my sis-ters dreams.
SABRINA- SHUT THE F-
ELLIGOAT- NEXT QUESTION!!!!
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EVERYONE- Do you think elligoat is keeping you in character? -Lara D
MR CANIS- No! I'm always out of character!
PUCK- She does me well...
SABRINA- She's not making up our answers! We're real, and she's got us strapped down! If we don't answer she feeds us raw vegemite!
AMERICAN- Whats that?
ELLIGOAT- It's this dark brown spread that tastes bitter and salty. I LIKE IT!!!!!
DAPHNE- I thought it was chocolate... Kids, it's not chocolate. *shudders*
RELDA- I think I'll add it into some of my recipes...
PUCK- NO!!!! Don't, old lady, don't! And this is coming from me! I'll eat dog crap if you serve it to me on a plate!
RELDA- Oh my... I suppose Voldemite-
ELLIGOAT- vegemite (vedge- ee- mite)
RELDA- -vegemite is too excruciatingly painful to eat....
JAKE- Ha! It should be Ya-Mum-Might
RED- What?
SABRINA- Granny? Did you say Voldemite? Haha, Voldemite: The spread that must not be named...
ELLIGOAT- They changed the name to iSnack 2.0. But everyone hated it, so they changed it again...
BRIAR- Wow... off topic, much?
HENRY- When the hell did you count as the Sisters Grimm anyways.
*silence*
VERONICA- Okay, don't shoot the messenger, but she says she's about to erase you. I don't think she can do that though...
ELLIGOAT- MY STORY, MY RULES!!!!!
HENRY- NOOOOOOOOOO----
(heh heh heh....)
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MB- Do YOU think elligoat is doing a great job on keeping the SG characters in character? -Lara D
MICHAEL BUCKLEY- Oh goat. You know, every time you ask a new character a question, they're put in the question room too? LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE TO ME!!!!! Vegemite is without a doubt the most disgusting thing I've EVER tasted!
(Mmkay, Lara, you had 25 Qs)
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PUCK- Whats your idea of the perfect girl? - HeartofPunks
PUCK- One thats gullible. And dead...
DAPHNE- Hmm *takes out note pad* gullible and dead... hmm... makes sense... Hey Red?
RED- Yes, Daphne?
DAPHNE- I think I may have just found out how we can get Puck and Sabrina to fall in love!
Okay. This isn't all the questions that I got for the chapter, but I figured that if I wrote out all 268 questions, that none of you would want to read the story, when I was finally done, in two years time... So I got out my calculator, and figured out that the average number of questions I got for each chapter was 18. Then I decided to make it 26. XD!!! Hahaha. You can't say that shite isn't hardcore! JK
Oh, and I had something else to say... what was it... vote on my Poll? No... that wasn't it... Oh gosh, this happens too often... umm... Oh yes, thankyou to Lara D and Heart of Punks! I would be thanking more people, but I could only fit two reviewers into this chappie... so yeah... I'll have more next time! I think... I can't be sure... XD!!! I'll prolly be updating once more this week. I think... I can't be sure... Oh, goat. *sighs*. Yeah, guys. This is why I'm rejected from society as a FAIL at life. I AM EPIC FAIL AT LIFE!!!!
THANKS everyone! Well... except people who hate this... but they're cool too...
-Elligoat
xoxo
