Yo yo yo, aaaaaaaaaall yooooooooou sucker mc's ain't got nothin' on me, all my grades all my lines you can't TOUCH Kevin G, I'm a mathlete, but nerd is preferred but forget what ya heard I'm like James Bond the third, shashashaken not stirred I'm Kevin Gnapooooor, the G's silent when I sneak in ya door, makin' love to your woman on the bathroom floor, I don't play it like shaggy, you'll know it was me, cos next time you see her she'll be like 'oooooooh Kevin G!' And I didn't just memorise the rap from Mean Girls... ;D Hahahah I'm sad. :P

ANYWAY! Chapter eleven of the fic is up! Enjoy peeps!

Disclaimer: Boooooooo no, I don't own any of these wonderful characters, or even the plot...

ON WIV IT...


EmPOV:

I drove my beloved, now beat up, Delta down the same little road as I did almost two years ago, that long?

I actually missed this place, the happy memories of me and Rose came flooding back... Damn. I pushed them aside and parked up. Rosalie froze as she realised where we were, her expression said it all, "... Really? Here? And we couldn't have driven five more minutes to find a motel?" Rose asked me seriously as we began walking to the entrance of Cupid's Cabin.

I may have made a pretty stupid decision but at least no one would find us here. I didn't want us to be in another bust up.

"At least we'll be safe here until we can figure out what's what." I reasoned as I swung my heavy bag over my shoulder, "Do you think they'll remember us?" Rose looked up at me curiously, I smirked, "Are you kiddin'? Do you know how many honeymooners they've had since us?" I muttered as I knocked on the door of the huge homey-looking cabin, it hadn't changed much at all.

The wooden door opened to reveal a small woman dressed in colourful clothes, I definately recognized her, it was Dawn who owned the place, she was nice but kinda eccentric, and it scared me, "Hi, can I help y-" Her sentence was cut short as she realised who it was, oh no, "Wait... It can't be! Edmund, Edmund! Come quick!" She shouted and stepped outside to take a good look at us, I smiled and sighed, "Looks like they remember us..." I muttered to Rose, "Hmmm, you think?" She murmured back and put on a fake grin.

A tall, large grey-haired man walked around the corner, his aged face lit up as he saw us, yup, I remember him too, neither of the couple had changed, they were still the happy, bubbly people that I knew.

"They steal my beating heart!" He said dramatically, placing a hand on his chest, jesus... "Listen," He began, placing an arm around his wifes shoulder, "We get a lot of young married's here, but you two! I mean, have we ever had a couple more madly in-love than these two?" A strange feeling stirred in the pit of my stomach as he was talking... What the fuck? Was I freakin' falling in love with Rose again? I can't. I have a fucking job to do, and a silly emotion getting in the way of it wasn't exactly going to help me.

I blanked my expression and glanced at Rose, I could tell she was upset, her normal 'guarded' expression had melted away, leaving her helpless. Pretty much like myself. Ugh, this is insane! I shouldn't have brought her here.

Edmund and Dawn didn't notice our little look as they were still going on about our 'visit', "We still talk about you two, honest to betsy! You're still our Cupid's Couple Cabin!" Her husband laughed at her mistake, "Cupid's Cabin Couple!" She corrected with a bright smile on her face, Rose and I laughed quietly, "Come on in, lets find you two a nice room." Edmund smiled warmly at us both, they disappeared back into the cabin and Rose followed, giving me a soft smile, her first real smile in almost two days. I forgot how beautiful she looked when she smiled, even if she was covered in pond water and smelled like a rat... Argh, fucking pull it together, Cullen.

"Welcome back!" Dawn said excitedly as we walked down the hallway, "Wow..." Rose breathed, her blue eyes wandering everywhere. Nope, it hadn't changed a bit, all of the pine furniture was still in place, hundreds of pictures hung all over the walls and they still had the same shiny wooden flooring too. Everything was so light and open, the breeze calmed my nerves a little. A voice inside my head suddenly kicked my ass for feeling nervous, why was I nervous anyways?

"So, its been what... two years?" Edmund asked in disbelief, I decided to go along with it, "Two years? Has it?" I shook my head, "I mean, I don't even remember..." Rose laughed with surprise, Dawn suddenly piped up, "So you came back for your anniversary!" She said, bouncing up and down in excitement, Rose and I smiled awkwardly and nodded, deciding to go along with it, well, I couldn't exactly say, 'I kidnapped my ex-wife to take her to jail, and then the next thing we know is we gotta hide here 'cos a crazy jackass wants us dead'...

"I do have to ask you my favourite question," Dawn started, uh-oh, "How do you keep your romance alive?"

Silence...

I quickly thought of something to break the awkward quietness of the room, "... Well, I gotta tell you that, um, I'm not naturally a romantic kinda guy..." I started, thinking on my feet, "Uh-huh, true, he's not." Rose rubbed it in, "I don't tend to go for cards of flowers..." I began again, ignoring Rose, "Or gifts of any kind," She interrupted for the second time, smiling sweetly, damn her.

"If its your birthday, Emmett thinks the best surprise is the gift of nothing." Edmund and Dawn laughed, if she's gonna play dirty, then so am I, "And you'd probably have to put a gun to Rose's head here to actually get her to say 'I love you'." I said seriously, and from the corner of my eye I saw Rosalie scowl at me, I smiled smugly as Dawn and Edmund laughed again.

Dawn suddenly stopped laughing and I could tell she was probably gonna say something crazy again, "Well, that is true love." What? Definately crazy... I took a quick glance at Rose to find that she was chewing on her bottom lip, her face pretty much unreadable.

"She's right! People know each others faults, weaknesses..." Edmund began, but Dawn interrupted, "And that makes them love each other all the more." She finished his sentence softly, don't look at Rose, don't look at Rose... Damnit! I'm looking at Rose. She was looking back at me too. But it wasn't a scowl or a glare like I expected, it was softer, pfft, I freakin' have to be seeing things. I need a lie down.

Edmund suddenly sniffed the air and grimaced, "Ugh, I think the cesspool's packed up again." He rolled his eyes and turned to leave, Dawn suddenly stopped him, "Uh honey, I think it's them, their a little stinky..." She said in a playful whisper, oops... "Well, actually, we-we crashed into a pond..." Rosalie admitted, half amused, half embarrassed.

I almost laughed at the sight, "She was driving." I added, smirking, she gave me a look and I smiled sweetly back, "Oh my goodness! You two!" Was Dawn's response, half scolding us, she immediately took us both by the shoulder and began leading us to the stairs, "Well, lets get you nice and settled then you can come back down for dinner." She said kindly, "And lets get those clothes popped in the wash and we'll have them back by bed time." Edmund added, "Thanks." Rose smiled and started walking up the stairs.

From the corner of my eye I could see Dawn staring at my neck, "Excuse me sweetheart but, what happened to your neck?" She asked and pointed to the hickey-like burn, ah, that noticeable? Rose is gonna pay for that shit.

I leaned forward, "She tasered me." I said, pointing an accusing thumb in Rosalie's direction, Dawn stared at me for a second before bursting out in to hysterical giggles, from the corner of my vision I saw Rosalie roll her eyes at me as she walked upstairs.

Dawn handed me the key to our room and happily sent me on my way, geez, she reminded me of my grandma in so many ways.

RPOV:

Gah. Stupid Emmett implying my driving skills are shit. He was the one who told me to keep up! It's not my fault I lost control of the golf cart! My driving skills are excellent, thank you very much!

Why did he bring me here anyway? Cupid's Cabin? Seriously? The place where we had our honeymoon?

Hm, he probably did want to keep us safe, but it was just making me feel worse. The things that Dawn and Edmund mentioned about how people know each others faults and weaknesses just makes them love each other even more... Why on earth did that get to me so much?

Do I love Emmett Cullen?

No. No, no, no! Surely I couldn't. This man was taking me to jail and he hates me, and I hate him... Well, I'm supposed to hate him... What am I talking about? I do! But why does a certain feeling keep niggling at me so much? Emmett was a total jackass throughout our 'married life', so how could I love him now? Wait... Maybe he feels the same?

Haha, yeah, right. How could I think that? He's self centered, arrogant and a total pig! He brags about getting laid too, not that I'm jealous, its just damn annoying! He doesn't even give a second thought about me.

He's doing this to keep you safe, to protect you, how can you say he doesn't think about you? A voice from inside my head critisized me.

Ugh, I'm getting a headache! I shook my head and continued up the stairs with Emmett a heart beat behind me.


Hey guys! I hope you enjoyed it! :)

Rose and Emmett have finally figured out that they loooooove each other. ;D And I know... :| A little bit short again :P But it's dinner next! Things heat up a little... ;D

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