-Jericho's POV-

Oh my poor, sweet Blondie. I've never seen her as down as she was just now. I feel just terrible for her! And Dave…wow. I never thought I would ever see him like that either. He must really care about Blondiekins an awful lot!

Now that I am completely depressed, I might as well head down to my lockerroom. I was almost there when I saw the Hardys talking to…Evan Bourne. Oh man. Blondie would DIE if she saw this! Actually I'm pretty sure she would run the opposite way, screaming in sheer terror! I casually walked up to the group.

"Hey guys. What's up?"

"Oh not much" Matt smiled. "These two are just having a discussion about Amy."

"Let me guess" I chuckled. "You're talking about how 'hot' she is."

"Absolutely" Jeff sighed dreamily. "She's perfection!"

"Don't tell her that" I laughed. "Her ego is already the size of California! And besides that, she has a boyfriend."

"Yeah I'm aware" Jeff frowned. "Korklan here told me she's with Orton."

"Why Jeff" I gasped. "Is that jealousy I hear in your voice??"

"It's not so much jealously as it is concern" he grunted. "That guy has been a player since day one. What makes you think any woman can change that?"

Jeff had a point. When Randy first came to the WWE, he pretty much hooked up with every Diva, including Stacy Keibler. Man. She was hot! Those legs…oh those legs! Everytime she walked by me, I drooled on myself. Lord, I miss seeing those legs! No Diva has legs like her!!

"Um Chris?" Jeff said as he nudged me. "Come back to Earth."

"Oh sorry" I stammered. "I was just thinking how Orton hooked up with Stacy and how I miss her legs!"

"I'll agree with you on that" Matt Hardy laughed. "Those 42 inch long legs killed me everytime!"

I nodded with the elder Hardy in agreement and continued to listen to what the other Matt and Jeff were saying.

"It sickens me she's with a player like Orton" Matt sneered. "She deserves so much better."

"Like you Korklan?" I chimed in. Oh that was a good one. Blondie would be proud! Her smartass remarks were rubbing off on me more and more everyday! I'll have to be sure to tell her about that one later. That will surely cheer her up and lord knows she's going to need it.

"Well uh" he stammered. "Yeah. I think I could treat her a hella of a lot better than Orton does."

"Really now?" I smiled. "So you can pay for her and her's crews drinks every night you go out, deal with the fact that her other best friend is in love with her, and be so incredibly awesome in bed that she brags about you to her friends, including friends like me who do NOT want to know, constantly?"

Korklan just stared at me and stayed silent. Chalk another point up to me.

"Now if you boys will excuse me" I grinned. "I'm going to watch my pal Blondie."

With a spring in my step, I headed towards my locker room to watch the match. I have to remember to tell my pal about all of my smartass remarks I made to Korklan. I went into my lockerroom and turned on the monitor just in time. Dave just Batista Bombed the HELL out of Randy and went for the cover. 1…2…3.

"Here is your winner and the NEW Heavyweight Champion, BASTISTA!" Lillian boomed into the microphone.

Orton was really in character and was absolutely livid, while Junior and Rhodes complained as usual. Amy started screaming at the two of them, blaming them for costing Orton the title. It's so funny to see Blondie get into character!

Legacy made their way back up the ramp so Batista could have his moment. I decided to run out and meet up with Blondie. She'll probably need a hug from her favorite Canadian. I hurried out of my lockerroom and literally ran into Blondie.

"Ow! Jackass!" she hissed at me. "Watch out for my loveliness, please!"

"Geez Blondie" I chuckled as I helped her up. "Where's the fire?"

"I've gotta get bestie's inhaler" she panted as she ran down the hall. "His asthma is really bothering him right now."

Dave is very lucky he has such a sweet best friend to take care of him. She emerged from his lockerroom a few seconds later with his inhaler in her hand and a smile on her face.

"Care to come with and congratulate my bestie?" she smiled.

"I would love to. Ohhh and guess what Blondie?"

"Ugh. What now?" she groaned.

"No no it's hilarious" I laughed. I proceeded to tell Blondie about the conversation of fail I ran into earlier and all of the smartass remarks I made to Korklan. Blondie started cracking up hysterically. I knew she'd love it!

"O…M…G" she gasped between laughs. "You're such a jackass! I love you."

We got to the curtain just in time for Dave to walk thru. Blondie handed him his inhaler and he gave her a big smile and a hug. Everyone that was gathered around 'awwwwed' at the two of them.

"I don't know what I'd do without you" he told her after he took a puff. "I love you, bestie."

"I love you too bestie" she sighed. "Oh someone take a picture of the two CHAMPION best friends."

I pulled out my I-Phone and snapped a picture of the two champs. I should be a photographer! This picture turned out great.

"I'll send it to your phone Blondie" I smiled.

"Thanks Jackass" she smiled back. "So what's the plan for tonight guys? Ready to party hardy with Blondie?"

"Well LDO Blondie" I said as I playfully rolled my eyes. "The entire roster is going! Let's all meet in the hotel lobby in around 2 hours okay?"

"Let me guess" she laughed. "You need to style your hair."

I stuck my tongue out at Blondie. She knows me too well.

"Alright two hours it is" she smiled. "See ya then Jackass! Come on guys."

Blondie and I high fived each other and went our separate ways. If I know Blondie, tonight is going to be absolutely insane! Little did I know it would end up being one of the most insane nights in the history of the WWE.